WONDERFUL ME


Who is the rottenest, who's the nastiest,
Who's the yucchiest person you'll see?
Well it's me, me, me, wonderful wonderful me
Who's the grouchiest, who's the grumpiest?
Who's as cranky as cranky can be?
Well, it's me, me, me, wonderful wonderful me

Each morning I ask my mirror up on the wall
"Hey, who's worst of all?"
Each morning my mirror tells me those words sweet and true:
"Why Oscar, it's you"

I am the rottenest, I'm the nastiest
I'm the yucchiest person you'll see
Yes it's me, grouchiest me, grumpiest me
Wonderful me