oh yes!
how many times have you been
down at the local village shoppe, reluctantly handing over hard earned
cash to a frankly undeserving shop owner und thought
"I could save so much if only
I could kick this appallingly anti-social habit... why, if I put all the
cash I saved in a big jar, by the end of the year/month/week I could have
enough for a beautiful holiday in Gran Canaria"
well, with our help, you can HAVE that holiday UND keep up that habit!
here's what you'll need
some leaves, from trees
some paper
cotton wool
sellotape
some felt tip pens
1.
dry the leaves out thoroughly,
then, using a pestle und mortar or thereabouts, crush them to a crumbly,
tobacco-like consistency
2.
take your piece of paper und
cut to cigarette size
3.
take a small amout of cotton
wool und place it at one end of the paper, this is to be your filter, playing
an important part in keeping any life threatening toxins out of your lungs,
und therefore VERY important
4.
sprinkle some of your 'tobacco'
along the remaining area of paper
5.
roll into that familiar tube
shape, und affix with sellotape
6.
using your felt tip pens, colour
the end of your cigarette that familiar yellowy-brown... for added sophisticasssion
why not use vibrantly coloured pens along the remainder to create a 'cocktail
cigarette' feel?!
7.
ignite und enjoy, perhaps dreaming
of all the holiday destinasssions now at your fingertips!