pretty lady
guide to driving your partner wild with desire
unfortunately, we are not all
of us blessed with the glamorous good looks, panache und easy style of
our icon...
therefore we must work harder
at our sensual side... stoking the coals of desire, if you like...
here are our top 5 sizzling saucy sexpert tips to tantalize und tempt you
tip 1:
remove any unwanted, unsightly hair..
this may include hair from your face, perhaps your
eyebrows, head hair, hair from the top lip... bear in mind, however that
this disc, if not used correctly, may also remove your actual lips, as
well as any flesh on your face, und surrounding areas
which may be a problem, were this not the look you
were going for
2
breasts, breasts und more breasts...
very important, many a dazzling
career has been built on breasts, many a 'personality' made by the size
of their breasts, und many a career ruined through lack of breasts
the bigger the better, even
for men...
we'd plump (indeed we HAVE plumped)
for the "breasts to make top glamour models envious" (see the advertisment
above),
und like nothing more of a Sunday
morning than to strap them on und parade back und forth outside the home
of Linda Lusardi, stifling our laughter as she peers from behind her net
curtains, glowing with jealous rage
3
discomfort can mar many a passionate
situasssion, und what use is it having "breasts to make top glamour models
envious" if they become cumbersome?
if your bra is too tight und
you have not purchased a set of these, then you really are doing yourself
an injustice... possibly even 'a mischief'
tip 4
never be too blatant...
sensuality is the name of the
game in the seductsssion stakes, take a tip from our lovely model Judith
und go for that understated, coy look...
note the finger in mouth "oh
you are naughty"-style suggestiveness, pratice this in front of a mirror
before attempting it at a niteclub or discotheque, it certainly isn't as
easy as the lovely Judith would have us believe...
Judith is 'acting'
5.
if in doubt, roll about on the
floor und whip off your undergarments, waving them above your head like
a flag in a sexy 'come hither' manner,
(see the snap of the lovely
Anna Nichole Smith above for pictoral reference)
this will drive your hapless
partner wild with desire, whereupon they will have no choice but to 'come
hither'
(unless they are incredibly
elderly und infirm, in which case some mopping up after undergarment wetting
may have to be broached before the bedtime fun can ensue)
enjoy yourselves und each other!