gone out of arson?"
let's face it... arson, while
oft fun, CAN be a needlessly unstylish affair...
witness:
the muddy cargo pants,
the over-use of khaki,
the bodywarmers,
the bobble hats
und
the fingerless gloves
not a very vibrant image for 20th century terrorism
why not pep it up a little?
perhaps stitch a few beads around
the eye/mouth holes of your balaklava,
maybe pop a wig on over said
item?
high heels are always a welcome
alternative to DM's,
carry a few sparklers,
an old Pink Lady bottle as opposed
to the ubiquitous milk bottle for the molotov cocktail...
und when it comes to the necessary
equipment, whilst any old petroleum spirit will do, the only matches this
season's discerning arsonist will be using are these...
as designed by none other than
everybody's favourite avant guardian angel
Jay Cloth
und available exclusively at
The Divine David's PRESENT
(sadly long gone)