One… Two… One… I’m doing step… Two… Two…
The Gymnasium is a beautiful location to meet people from all walks of life, people from the corporate world, the entertainment world, all going out of their way to put just a little bit of effort into their physical make-up.
Who could fail to be impressed by an executive going into the boardroom and doing a perfect either cartwheel or roly-poly on the boardroom table.
And you can meet all these cosmopolitan people at the gymnasium.
You’ll also meet gays, gays love the gymnasium, they really have taken on board Hitler’s ideal about the perfect body and there’s nothing a gay likes more than a fit, neo-classical physique.
I’ve had to take my top off and now I’m just wearing this singlet… and that’s what gymnasium culture does to you, it makes you a little bit of a peacock, quite a little bird of paradise.
Look beautiful… and you’ll have a beautiful life!