"it's all over"
january 1999
30th January 1999
greetings planet earth
we have some news all about
Pretty Lady
go to the gallery
whereabouts you shall find a new picture of
loitering outside none other
than the Rovers Return of Coronation Street fame... oh yes
und
we have another poem for your
delectation, if you haven't bothered with the guestbook it goes thus...
Oh Divinest Dave
Your programme we do crave
Your make-up, clothes
Und that smile- who knows
Sure we'll be seein' ya soon
On your new shows!!!!
many thanks once again to
MrWheeelanundMr
Muuuuurray
we were choked...
really...
Yes, it's finally happened...
the last in the series has been and gone and is no more... but will live
on in our hearts... forever...
und for those of you having difficulty
coming to terms with this sudden loss, console yourselves in todays
HUGE
INDEED
NEWS BULLETIN
for the 22nd January 1999...
...an entry in our guestbook
not before time, we thought we were going to have to
turn nasty
und not just any old entry, but a beautiful, touching poem devoted to our great leader und favourite cultural terrorist, which, if you havent read it already, goes thus...
OHHHH D.D. we love your show
when we watch our faces do glow
your weeedeos are bleedin brill
and your stunning outfits give
us a thrill
wasn't that gorgeous?
it moved us in ways we
describe
thankyouverymuuuuuuccchhhh
to
Mr Wheeelan und Mr Muuuuurray
if you too feel compelled to write now... please do so, its always nice to have...
mail
und now, hold on to your larynx, for we have yet more highly exciting news for you ladies und gentlemen...
has a brand new section for your viewing pleasure!!!!
oh yes
its true
the teachings of
The Divine David
where you can learn many life lessons,
why, at this very moment in time, you could be learning all about
or
or 
...
und thats not all, oh no, we plan to add more und more as
time progresses... until we build a rich source of information available
at the click of a button
click
here to begin the learning process
what more could you ask?
all
your
new
year
dreams
come
true
und it's only january!
we're off to lie down in a darkened room...
thankyouverymuuuuccchhh...
news...
for tuesday the nineteenth of january
nineteen ninty nine
und how was your new years
eve?
(no, don't answer, we were
only being polite)
1999
the year of
and to celebrate, we've added
another picture of everybody's favourite terrorist a la the gallery...
heres a little sneak peek...
enjoying a little drinky-poo
why not go and view the tantalizingly full sized version
in the gallery?