"it's all over"
may 1999
26th of May 1999
do you want to know how to achieve that elusive flawless
complexion?
do you aspire to resemble a high class fashion modelle?
is your aim to become a symbol of urban beauty?
tired of your current look?
need some inspiration?
then look no further
for today
with guidance from the ever radiant
THE DIVINE DAVID
you can achieve
PERFECTION
click now to the teachings
section where you shall find a beauty workshop revealing the secrets of
a master at work
do not take the information
therein lightly, however as it will undoubtedly change your life...
oh yes...
stay lovely.
the date today is the 22nd of may 1999
RAINHOODS
on for the brand new little quartet
of things a-flashing atop the main page-ette, as if it needed any more
razzle-dazzle
my, how visually tantalizing we
truly are
NEWS for the 15th of May 1999
well... everything went horribly
awry there for a while did it not?
due to circumstances beyond our
control neither of your illustrious hosts
Count Lovely
und Count Downe
were able to contribute to your
worlds via
PRETTY LADY
but now here we are once again...
ready und able to spread the stardust
of
THE DIVINE DAVID
o'er hill UND dale from high class
establishments to council dwellings
oh yes...
we've changed the quote, we've read
the new guestbook entries, bless your collective cotton socks, it does
our hearts good to know that we add a little relish to your lunch hours,
und we shall wrap ourselves round the... mail
just as soon as we've uploaded
this und downed a cup of tea und gotten a bourbon or two inside us.
tally-ho