
Above: The CGI version
of Eddie Guerrero poses with his nephew Chavo
By Canadian Bulldog, World Wrestling
Insanity News
(Stamford, CT) -- World Wrestling Entertainment
is promoting that Eddie Guerrero, the former WWE Champion and 2006 Hall of Fame inductee who tragically passed away
last year, will be returning to the company thanks to the magic of computer-generated imagery.
Thanks to CGI technology -- which has produced
three-dimensional images for use in such films as Jurassic Park, The Terminator trilogy, and 97 percent of the
Star Wars prequels -- high-quality graphic images of Eddie will be rendered for WWE's popular "Friday Night SmackDown!"
programming.
"Quite frankly, when we saw how popular
Eddie had become in the afterlife, we knew that our fans wanted us to incorporate him into current WWE storylines," WWE Chairman
Vince McMahon said in a statement.
According to McMahon, himself a hologram
sent from the future to destroy his own children, fans will be able to relive Eddie's greatest moments in real-time, not to
mention watching him interact with the newest crop of SmackDown! superstars, such as Mark Henry and The Great Khali.
Animators have spent the last four months
mimicking Guerrero's movements, facial expressions and even his patented shimmy-shake to make the renderings "as authentic
as possible," WWE officials said.
Guerrero, according to entertainment website
imdb.com, is reportedly being voiced by actor Cheech Marin, who has portrayed animated characters in films such as
"The Lion King", "Oliver & Company" and "Ferngully: The Last Rainforest". WWE officials declined to comment on whom will
play Eddie's voice, not wanting to "ruin the surprise."
McMahon said that, if Guerrero's return
is seen as a success by the company, there's no reason other "WWE Legends" couldn't be brought back to life for future appearances.
"What die-hard WWE fan wouldn't want to
see, say Andre The Giant against The Spirit Squad, or The Junkyard Dog versus Umaga?" McMahon
gushed. "We can bring them all back -- Ravishing Rick Rude, Owen Hart, Mr. Perfect, Gorilla Monsoon,
The British Bulldog, The Original Ultimate Warrior…"
Sources suggest that WWE is already planning
for such an occurrence. The proposed "Cyber Sunday" pay-per-view event in October has been renamed "CGI Sunday", and a promotional
poster leaked on the Internet suggests that WWE Champion John Cena will defend his title at the event against Yokozuna.
There are cross-promotional possibilities
as well. WWE plans to team up with Disney/Pixar so that Eddie will return to the squared circle driving Lightning McQueen
from the current box-office smash "Cars" instead of his traditional low-rider.
"I can't wait for my return to Friday Night
SmackDown!, holmes," Eddie said in a pre-recorded message on wwe.com. "And be sure to check out my new merchandise on WWE
Shopzone, esse. Viva la rasa!"
When reached for comment by World Wrestling
Insanity News, Eddie's widow Vickie Guerrero quietly sobbed into a pillow for several minutes.
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