match, and one that's quite welcome.
Now, because there are 15 plus matches here, I'm not going to give a blow-by-blow for each match; just
a basic description of the match and some of the highlights from the insider commentary. Here we go:
Cornette starts off the disc explaining the concept of this disc. But of course, I've already done
that for you, so let's skip that.
Thrasher and Mosh Vs. Flash and Chris Michaels
This was about two months after Mosh and Thrasher began teaming as the WWF's Headbangers (although
they were previously under masks as The Spiders). Flash (sadly, not Flash Funk) and Michaels are just jobbers, albeit competitive
ones.
Cornette explains that he came up with the Headbangers gimmick after seeing Marilyn Manson in concert
for the first time. It's interesting, because the two of them seem to work together as well then as they did during their
WWF peak (and not in a bad way). Cornette says they eventually left the company as "a victim of Vince Russo", and seriously
if that's the only reason, I don't know why they never came back, especially given the current state of tag team competition.
Michaels and Flash actually get a lot of offense in during the last few minutes, until Mosh and Thrasher
nail an awesome powerbomb/top rope legdrop combination. An easy three count from there.
Rating: 2.5/5. Nothing spectacular here, although Cornette does launch into a cute story in this bout
about how Chris Jericho interviewed Cornette for his high school newspaper back in the day.
Hollywood Bob Holly Vs. Paul Miller
This youngster later went on to become.. you guessed it, Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Oops, I mean Hardcore
Holly. This is from his pre-Sparky Plugg days; Bob had a lot less muscle mass than he does now, a mullet, and was wearing
a Bret Hart-like pink tights ensemble to boot. Very unhardcore of him, I must say. Miller is a skinny TV jobber, as this was
a match from Smoky Mountain television in 1992.
Holly was introduced to Cornette at a WCW TV taping, and he reminded Cornette of a young Bobby Eaton.
Interesting. We also learn that he was a part-time welder at the time of this match, and eventually quit SMW because welding
paid more. How do you like me now? A quick win for Holly after a semi-botched top rope dropkick.
Rating: 2/5. It was quick and painless, but still, it was Bob Holly. On the plus side, he didn't hospitalize
the kid or anything…
Jerry Lynn Vs. Killer Kyle
This is another television match from 1992. Lynn is almost unrecognizable here, looking more like Brad
Armstrong than the Jerry Lynn of today. Kyle was a 300-plus pounder wearing Big Bubba Rogers-like dress shirt and slacks (what
a gimmick!) who was a mainstay in SMW at the time.
This was a very short, give-and-take match with neither guy looking particularly impressive. Kyle lifts
Lynn in a bearhug, followed by a sidewalk slam, followed by Kyle accidentally stepping on Lynn's leg (oops!) and the getting
the three-count. I guess Lynn was still a jobber at this point.
Rating: 0.5/5. This certainly didn't highlight Lynn's considerable talent, as Cornette had promised
me pre-match. And I've seen more competitive squash matches back in the days of WWF Wrestling Challenge.
Dark Secret Vs. Dixie Dy-No-Mite
This is a match between two hooded, unimposing-looking wrestlers, but Cornette explains that the two
foes are actually brothers: Brian and Scott Armstrong. Brian would later go on to become Road Dogg Jesse James, whereas Scott
Armstrong would enjoy success as… uh, Scott Armstrong. Well at least he got to keep his real name, I guess…
Both brothers are upholding the proud Armstrong tradition of dressing up in a masked gimmick that no
one even remotely cares about. Dark Secret is decked out in black (duh), while the costume of Dy-No-Mite (and no, I'm not
making up the Jimmy Walker-esque spelling of that, that's how it reads on the screen) looks like what would happen if The
Patriot guest-starred on a Dukes of Hazzard episode.
Road Dogg was still in the Marines at this point, thus his need for the mask, and I kid you not - the
body language and charisma that would make him a success later on is already there. I miss DX! Anyone else?
A crappy-looking savate kick by Dy-No-Mite finishes off Dark Secret in under three minutes. Oh, and
Mark Curtis (a/k/a the late Brian Hildebrand) was the referee for this match, I just noticed that now.
Rating: 2/5. Way too quick to go anywhere, but the brother vs. brother aspect was pretty cool.
Crash The Terminator Vs. Miguel Perez
Although he looks like could be Road Warrior Animal's younger, fatter brother here, this is actually
Hugh Morrus/General Rection/Bill DeMott in a mohawk and face paint. Perez was best known (in North America, that is) as one
of the legendary Los Boriquas stable, the one with the reallllly hairy back. Should be a classic!
Both men were wrestling in Puerto Rico at the time, but local promoter Victor Quinones wanted to get
them some U.S. television exposure, which is how this match ended up in SMW. Meltzer jokes about how Perez eventually shaved
his back during the end of his WWF run. A-Train take note!
Miguel and Crash manage to pull off several high-flying moves (especially impressive because neither
of these guys are exactly cruiserweights). After only a few minutes, though, both guys are attacked by Kevin Sullivan and
a guy known as The Nightstalker, who would later go on to fame as Adam Bomb, Wrath and Kronic's Bryan Clark. You'd think there
would be one decent gimmick between all four of these guys, but nope. A no-contest, I guess.
Rating: 3/5. I take back my smart-ass remarks. This one has been the most entertaining match of the
DVD so far. Too bad it ended so quickly.
Kevin Sullivan and The Nightstalker Vs. Brian Lee and Tim Horner
Lee, of course, later went on to fame as Evil Undertaker (or, if you will, The Underfaker) and even
later as Chainz, while Horner is described as a "perennial Southern favorite" (read: jobber). This match happened in 1993,
so I'm guessing Sullivan must have been on loan from WCW at the time, whereas Nightstalker hadn't quite become radioactive
yet as Adam Bomb in the WWF.
Cornette and Meltzer discuss Sullivan as a draw in Florida, how he used to be a bodybuilder (!!!),
and his prowess as a booker, revealing that he invented SMW specialty matches such as "The Singapore Spike". I think I had
two Singapore Spikes at the bar last night; too much Vodka. They also tease Clark as having "one of the worst matches in the
history of television" in his early career, an NWA Clash of the Champions bout with Sid Vicious. I actually remember that
match, and they ain't joking.
Out of nowhere, some stocky, face-painted guy in jungle-motif tights attempts to leap off the top rope
onto Lee while the referee is distracted. This plan fails miserably, with Lee moving out of the way in the nick of time and
scoring the pinfall on Nightstalker.
The caveman guy, by the way, was The Tasmaniac, now better know as SmackDown announcer Tazz.
Rating: 3/5. Decent stuff, but again, it would have been nice for the match to play out a little bit
longer than it did.
The Tasmaniac Vs. Robert Gibson
You have to see Tazz here to appreciate him. In addition to the aforementioned jungle tights and makeup,
he's wrestling barefoot and has "Blue Chipper" Rocky Maivia-style frizzy hair. Gibson is, of course, one half of the Rock
'n' Roll Express and this being 1993, it wasn't exactly BEFORE he was famous. It may have very well been AFTER he was famous.
Though to be fair, the Express were still big draws in the South at this time.
Tazz, who I honestly believe was one of the more underappreciated stars of his era, came into SMW with
his friend Chris Candido and got a tryout with Cornette as a favor to the future Skip. Candido passed his tryout that week,
whereas Tazz didn't make the cut. Not because he wasn't a good wrestler, Cornette says, but because he wasn't a fan of the
over-the-top savage gimmick. "The character was at odds with his strong points and his talents," Cornette says.
True enough, Tazz busts out some awesome suplexes on Gibson here. Gibson does his partner proud by
selling like a pro for his three-foot-tall opponent, then nails Tazz with a bulldog (a move named after yours truly!) for
the pin.
Rating: 2.5/5. Not bad, but I'm beginning to think we're not going to see one ten minute match on the
entire tape!
Tammy Fytch Interview This is the first on-screen presence for Tammy Fytch, later known as Sunny,
later known as Strung-Out-On-Crack Sunny, later known as Out-Of-Shape, Strung-Out-On-Crack Sunny, later known as Out-Of-Shape,
Pose-Nude-For-Money Strung-Out-On-Crack Sunny.
Although she looks quite attractive here, and has a cool gimmick playing a Hilary Clinton wannabe who
wants more equality in wrestling, Tammy cannot act to save her life here. It reminds me of someone performing a skit in my
seventh-grade drama class. And yet she's STILL a better actor than Torrie Wilson of today. Go figure.
Heavenly Bodies-Bruise Brothers brawl
The backstory here is that, Jim Cornette was managing both of these teams at the time. The Heavenly
Bodies (Tom Pritchard and Gigolo Jimmy Del Ray) had just been called up to the WWF, and The Brothers Bruise (a/k/a Ron and
Don Harris, a/k/a DOA, a/k/a Jacob and Eli Blu, a/k/a Creative Control, a/k/a Nazis) were complaining that THEY should be
the ones in the WWF. Um, I've seen both teams wrestle, and I've got to side with Corny on this one.
And just an aside: doesn't it sound really bush-league whenever these guys admit they're not good enough
for the big company? I mean, I know they still do this kind of thing in OVW, but what purpose does it serve?
Anyways… the discussion quickly denigrates into a brawl, with Cornette throwing talcum powder
into one of the Bruise Brothers. Minutes after the brawl apparently ends, the two teams and Cornette fight backstage, in the
parking lot, everywhere. It's just a tremendous, fun brawl that would really build to a future match between these teams.
Makes me long for the early days of the WWF's hardcore division, actually.
(Okay, now that's the second reference I've made to wanting to see some Vince Russo-era WWF. Something,
somewhere, must be terribly wrong.)
Chris Canyon Vs. Prime Team Brian Lee
Canyon, later to become Kanyon, is clean-shaven and wearing a light blue singlet, looking like a taller
version of the 1-2-3 Kid (and no, that ain't a compliment). Yet another match on this tape for Lee here, who at least has
Tammy Fytch with him this time around.
Before I can get around to typing how hot Tammy looks (answer: very), Lee has already nailed a top
rope dive (maybe a two-star frog splash at best) on Canyon for the three-count. We're talking maybe 50 seconds of match.
Rating: 1/5. I hear Squash City is very nice this time of year…
Interview with Louie Spicolli
Cornette explains (as Meltzer has mentioned in his Tributes book) that Spicolli was on his way to greatness
before his untimely end at the age of 27. In this interview, he looks like quite the jobber but has decent mic skills.
Louie Spicolli Vs. Chris Candido
This is for the U.S. Junior Heavyweight title. Candido would later become Skip of the Bodydonnas, and
even later he would become an out-of-shape jerk. The lovely Tammy Fytch is once again at ringside.
Cornette reveals that, even before starting up SMW, his longtime plan was to bring Spicolli in as Bobby
Eaton's long-lost brother because they looked so much alike. Now, wait a second… he said earlier that Bob Holly reminded
him of Eaton, yet Holly and Spicolli aren't exactly identical twins. Which is it, Jimbo?
To be fair, Candido was quite good here, with the look and ring presence of a veteran. Now, I can kind
of buy Candido as a junior heavyweight because of his size, but Spicolli? He's roughly the weight of Hugh Morrus in this one.
Thanks to some minor interference by the lovely Tammy, Candido gets a rollup on Spicolli to end the
match, again before it really had a chance to get going.
Rating: 3/5. Not bad at all.
The Thrillseekers Vs. The Infernos
The Infernos are two masked guys named Fire and Brimstone, who Cornette points out "later went on to
obscurity" (hey, that was my line!) whereas The Thrillseekers were… ummm… I'm just trying to remember their names…
oh yeah, Chris Jericho and Lance Storm.
This is the first U.S. match for The Thrillseekers, although Jericho had made some indy appearances
south of the Canadian border.
Both Storm and Jericho are on fire here, looking incredible with their moves. I daresay that Storm
was a lot quicker here than he was towards the end of his WWE run. Cornette tells some amusing stories about how Storm and
Jericho were wrestling's best-kept secret, and I can see why. A picture-perfect top-rope double dropkick finishes off the
jobbers quickly.
Rating: 3/5. A quick match, but if I didn't know who these guys were, I would say they reminded me
a lot of the magic that The Rockers once had. Considering I still think that Jericho will one day be the next Shawn Michaels,
I guess that makes sense.
Interview with The Thrillseekers
The teenage girls are going wild for Storm and Jericho. Both of these guys are extremely charismatic
on the mic (yes, even Lance Storm). Fun little segment.
The Rock 'n' Roll Express Vs. The Gangstas
This is where New Jack and Mustafa Saed got their start as a team on television (although Saed had
been used in WCW apparently. News to me.)
This was an extremely controversial program at the time (1994), because of the way The Gangstas were
portrayed. As Cornette explains, this was when the Rodney King and O.J. Simpson stories were fresh in people's minds, and
having two South Central L.A. types inciting fans with racial slurs was quite an innovative gimmick.
Unfortunately, The Gangstas were getting "the wrong kind of heat," Cornette explains, because they
actually scared fans off to the point where his house show business dropped dramatically! This leads into a tirade by Cornette
of how he actually called his longtime enemy Paul Heyman and helped get The Gangstas into ECW, yet Heyman screwed him in the
end. He just had to get a dig in at Heyman, didn't he?
Onto the match: As Ric Flair has pointed out in his book, Ricky Morton is one of those guys who could
make anyone look great, and he does so here with The Gangstas. To be fair, Gibson does his part, and Mustafa isn't that bad,
either. A double-team into a sunset flip by Gibson on Mustafa leads to the win.
After the match, The Gangstas' posse runs into the ring and quadruple teams Morton and Gibson with
nightsticks (which Cornette said was supposed to be a take-off of the Rodney King beatings). This lasts a good several minutes
with Morton taking most of the punishment, natch.
Rating: 3.5/5. A fun little match that had a big time feel to it, and the beatdown looks just scary.
Interview with The Gangstas
A note on the screen reminds us that "The views of The Gangstas are not those of Smoky Mountain Wrestling
or this station." Whether they actually had to make that disclaimer or not, I'm not sure, but it's a nice touch nonetheless.
This is immediately following the aforementioned R 'n' R beatdown, and Mustafa, in particular, looks particularly insane with
his eyes bugged out while picking his nose. New Jack cuts just an incredible promo warning the R 'n' R's not to mess in their
business. I'm not even kidding; it was excellent.
Uptown D-Lo Brown Vs. Steve Armstrong
My gosh, does D-Lo ever look fat! The version you see in TNA these days is about half his size here.
This was in 1994, and only his fifth or sixth match.
Brown was introduced to Cornette through a mutual friend by saying that he looks "just like Ernie Ladd."
Of course, he doesn't look like Ladd in the slightest, so that didn't work. Perhaps he should have said D-Lo looked like Bobby
Eaton.
Off-camera, D-Lo became part of the SMW ring crew (and we hear some interesting stories about that),
while on-camera, he became a member of The Gangstas' posse. Although, at this point in his career, he might as well be called
D-Lo Green for all of the offense he gets in. This is mostly about Armstrong here, for whatever reason.
The Gangstas attack Armstrong, only to be saved by his brother Scott. Armstrong won by DQ, I think.
Rating: 1/5. This did nothing for me.
Cactus Jack Vs. Boo Bradley
Boo Bradley, a knock-off of the To Kill A Mockingbird character Boo Radley (but why?), would later
go on to become the feared Xanta Claus in the WWF and then Balls Mahoney in ECW. He looks absolutely terrible here, a kind
of fat version of Eugene, wearing a torn-apart T-shirt and what appear to be actual boxer shorts. Yuck. Or maybe he's better
described as a homeless Norman The Lunatic. No, no, no, wait… I've got it. He looks like the unemployed father character
from You Can't Do That On Television. Talk about obscure references!!!
His opponent, this Cactus Jake guy or something like that, went on to become… uh, some guy I
think.
The storyline here is that Foley was trying to turn the simple-minded Bradley away from the evil clutches
of Fytch and Candido, and to do that, he had to show him some tough love, as he says in the pre-match promo. Perhaps he would
have been better advised trying to save Skip and Sunny from evil instead.
The match is over quickly - surprise, surprise - when Cactus and Boo are both counted out. This was
apparently the warm-up for a grudge match at something called "Christmas Chaos". Hey - wasn't that the name of one of Foley's
children's books?
Rating - 2/5. Mick Foley is my absolute favorite wrestler in the world as of August 14th at 9 p.m.
Eastern time. Still, there's absolutely no reason to watch this one, and the sight of Mr. Bradley in nothing but his Jockey's
is enough to scare anyone off.
The Rock 'n' Roll Express Vs. Unabom and Eddie Gilbert
So the only guy who wasn't actually famous yet here was Unabom (I remember the Apter mags used to spell
it 'Unibomb', but whatever, I guess), who would later become Isaac Yankem, The New Diesel and, of course, Kane. The loser
of this match has to impregnate Lita. This is also the final U.S. match for Gilbert and is roughly six to eight weeks before
his death, says Cornette.
If nothing else, the commentators provide some interesting details on Kane's early days and how he
got into the WWF. He's dubbed "Sid Lite" by Cornette because he had a similar size to Sid Eudy but none of the attitude. To
me, here, he actually looks like the love child of Sid and Dr. D. David Schultz.
The match itself is going fairly well until Unabom and Gilbert get DQ'd for double-teaming Morton.
Rating: 2/5. Nothing bad, just way too short.
Al Snow Vs. Ricky Morton
Snow was teaming here with Unabom and as I remember, they had quite a feud going with The Rock 'n'
Roll Express. Al is painted a veteran 12-year journeyman grappler who had never received any television exposure until his
run with SMW. His exposure here eventually led to a deal with the WWF (the infamous Avatar and Leif Cassidy gimmicks).
After watching so many quick squashes on this tape, this one is a nice surprise, with tons of reversals
and counter wrestling. There's even some color by Morton, thanks to some outside interference by Unabom.
The extra time for this match allows Cornette and Meltzer to get behind the psychology of Ricky Morton
and how he's one of the most respected wrestlers in the locker room. Interesting…
Morton steals Snow's brass knux and nails Snow with them for the three-count. Unabom attacks the referee
post-match, and then Morton and Gibson for the hell of it.
Rating: 4/5. They truly saved the best for last. Not a classic match or anything, but nothing wrong
with it either. Hey - I miss Al Snow, too, marking my third Russo-era reference. Dammit!
Extras
Not really much to speak of here. There's a bio section where Bryan Alvarez provides a text biography
of guys like Jericho and Kanyon - stuff you can find at virtually any website. And of course, you can switch the commentaries
back and forth at your leisure. No Easter Eggs that I could find.
Final Analysis
Is this DVD worth tracking down a copy of? I say absolutely. The wrestling and picture quality certainly
aren't spectacular, but they're not terrible, either. The reasons you want this disc, though, are to see what some of the
top names of the 90's and beyond looked like while they were still getting started, and the awesome "insider" commentary.
Trust me, I didn't spoil anything here in this review; there are tons of other great stories. Plus, it's about two hours,
almost all matches, and virtually no backstage skits.
If you're interested in this or any of the other "Wrestling Gold" releases, check them out at http://www.vcientertainment.com/wrestlinggold.