oh yes...
once (und ONLY once) having fully mastered one-ness
with the twig und witnessed the phenomena known as
"Convulsions of Cloth"
you may like to try your hand at a
TELEPATHIC COMMUNIQUÉ
with our adored stellar sidekick
follow the instructions below to the letter
Step One...
choose your message carefully, we none of us want
to appear morons, do we?
Step Two...
put on a garment of a spiritual nature, or wrap yourself
in clingfilm
Step Three...
burn some fragranced oil, we find those of the whelk
or damp cat fur variety to be of the most use during an attempted communiqué
Step Four
stare deep into the disc below und repeat your message/question
in the form of a mantra
Step Five...
continue step four until you collapse, have some form
of nervous breakdown, develop a migrane or are physically sick
There... now all you can do is hope that your brainwaves have taken light upon the air und dance, like a million voile butterflies, through the ether directly to the gorgeous Mr Cloth himself
perhaps you would like to share your message to Jay
Cloth with the other Ladies UND Gentlemen?
please do so in the
Cloth-Files