an exclusive
the lovely, intensely spiritual
Donna, to be henceforth referred to as
the bearer of the twig
has graced us with this beautiful
scan of...
a twig
but its not just any old common-or-garden
twig...
oh no
it is covered with splashes
of paint strewn hither und thither by
The Divine David
und was given directly
to her by none other than
JAY CLOTH
we invite you to stare deeply
at the twig
meditate upon the twig
BECOME ONE WITH THE TWIG
for it has much to tell those
who open their minds to a
CONNECTION
with the avant garde
oh yes
you may think us insane
but those of you able to connect
freely with
the twig
shall witness a rare phenomena
at the end of this message...
those of you who made connection
with
the twig shall experience the
phenomena known as
"the convulsions of cloth"
wherein a picture of our beloved
hero shall seem to come alive
BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES...
are you experiencing
"the convulsions of cloth"
?
did YOU connect with
the twig?
were YOU at one with
the twig?
did YOU witness the intensely
spiritual nature of
the twig?
the very lovely
David Ike
sought connection with the twig
it led him to experience
unnaturaldesires
for clothing of a mauve und
shiny bias
Mystic Meg,
oh yes,
she seeks connection with the
twig when needing the answers to lottery based mysteries und we at
Pretty Lady
can reveal that she has, through
linkage with the twig, claimed the rollover jackpot on up to
TWELVE CONSECUTIVE OCCASIONS
Russell Grant,
however found that he could
not harbour the power of the twig, und unfortunately took to substance
abuse...
und so we urge you, invite connection
with the twig
but do so with caution
for it may change your life
forever
...oh yes
please note: the use of a pinhole camera whilst staring directly at any image upon these pages is strongly (und we CAN'T emphasize this enough) recommended
prolonged connection with the spirituality of twig may cause mange