"Home sweet home."
- "School Hard"
"When I kill her, it'll be the
greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know; I was there."
"You were there? Oh,
please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was
actually there, it would have been like Woodstock."
"I oughta rip your throat out."
"I was actually at Woodstock.
That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six
hours watchin' my hand move. So. Who do you kill for fun around
here?"
"Who are you?"
"Spike. You're that Anointed guy.
I read about you. You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of
luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing
them."
"Can you?"
"A lot faster than Nancy-boy there.
Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who
am I kidding? I love to brag! There was this one Slayer during the
Boxer Rebellion, and..."
Spike stops, and turns around, morphing into human face as he does so.
- "School Hard"
"Me and Dru, we're movin' in."
- "School Hard"
"Nice work, love."
"Who are you?"
"You'll find out on Saturday."
"What happens on Saturday?"
"I kill you."
- "School Hard"
"Who are you?"
"Who do you want me to be?"
"Did you see..."
"Those two losers who thought
they were good enough for you?"
"What happened to 'em?"
"They got sleepy."
"Huh?"
"And you got something a whole
lot better."
- "School Hard"
"Well, he can't be any worse than
any other creature you've faced."
"He's worse. Once he
starts something he doesn't stop until everything in his path is dead."
- "School Hard"
"Darling, are you going to eat
something?"
"I'm not hungry. I miss
Prague."
"You nearly died in Prague.
Idiot mob. This is the place for us. The Hellmouth will restore you,
put colour in your cheeks - metaphorically speaking - and in a few week's
time..."
"The stars will align, and smile
down on us."
"And then, God, this town will
burn."
"A pretty fire! Tey're
preparing."
"St. Vigeous is coming up.
Should be a party."
"You should go up with them and
cleanse."
"Dru..."
"The boy doesn't trust you.
They follow him. I think sometimes that all my hair will fall out and I'll
be bald."
"Never happen. Alright.
I'll go up and get chanty with the fellas, but you got to do me one favour."
Spike pushes Sheila towards Drusilla.
"Eat something."
- "School Hard"
"We cut the power. Nobody got
out."
"And the Slayer?"
"She either went that way, or
that way. I saw two others."
"You don't know?!"
Spike looks at the man he's holding.
"I'm a veal kind of guy. You're
too old to eat..."
Spike rips the man's head off.
"...But not to kill. I feel
better."
- "School Hard"
"Someone's in the cei-ling!"
- "School Hard"
"Angelus!"
"Spike!"
"I'll be damned!"
"I taught you to always guard
your perimeter. You should have someone out there."
"I did. I'm surrounded by
idiots. What's new with you?"
"Everything."
"Yeah. Come up against
this Slayer yet?"
"She's cute. Not too
bright, though. Gave the puppy dog 'I'm all tortured' act. Keeps her
off my back when I feed!"
"People still fall for that Anne
Rice routine. What a whirl!"
- "School Hard"
"You think you can fool me?!
You were my Sire, man! You were my... Yoda!"
"Things change."
"Not us! Not demons!
Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom!"
- "School Hard"
"Fee, fie, fo fum. I smell the
blood of a nice ripe girl."
"Do we really need weapons for
this?"
"I just like them. They
make me feel all manly. The last Slayer I killed, she begged for her life.
You don't strike me as the begging kind."
"You shouldn'ta come here."
"No. I've messed up your
doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored. I'll tell you what.
As a personal favor from me to you I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a
bit."
"No, Spike. It's gonna
hurt a lot."
- "School Hard"
"You get the hell away from my
daughter!"
"Women!"
- "School Hard"
"Hey, what's the deal with you being
Spike's Sire? What's a Sire?"
- "School Hard"
"How's the Annoying One?"
"He doesn't want to play."
"Figures. Well, suppose I
better go make nice."
"You failed."
"I, uh, I offer penance."
"Penance?! You should lay
down your life! Our numbers are depleted. The feast of St. Vigeous
has been ruined by your impatience!"
"I was rash, and if I had to do
it all over again... Who am I kidding? I would do it exactly the
same, only I'd do this..."
"No!"
"...First!"
Spike locks the Anointed One in a cage, and pulls the cage up into the
sunlight.
"From now on, we're gonna have a little
less ritual, and a little more fun around here."
- "School Hard"
"Let's see what's on T.V."
- "School Hard"
"Do you love my insides? The
parts you can't see?"
"Eyeballs to entrails, my
sweet."
- "Halloween"
"Well! This is just... neat!"
- "Halloween"
"Hi, honey. I'm home."
- "Halloween"
To be continued...