A young Mexican man walks into the local Welfare office, marched up to the counter and said " I am lookin por a job senor".
The man behind the counter said, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his 19 year old daughter. You will be driving her around in a black Mercedes and the suits, shirts and ties will be provided. Because of the long hours of this job, your meals will also be provided. During the summer months you will be required to escort the young lady on her overseas vacation. The salary package is $200,000 per year".
The young Mexican man says, "Ah c'mon, I thing thad djew are jus bullchittin me man".
The man behind the counter replies, "Well, you started it".