Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:

Beam Me UP


They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!

I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?

Somone spiked the coffee machine.

.....in the name of Jesus...Amen

Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.