The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle
is all backwards.
(1) You should die first,
you know, start out dead,
get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home,
feeling better every day.
(2)
You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension,
then, when you start work,
you get a gold watch
on your first day.
(3)
You work 40 years until you're young enough
t o enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol,
you party,
you're generally promiscuous
(hey, you've only got
a few years left,
what's the big deal?!?)
and you get ready
for High School.
(4)
Then you go to primary school,
you become a kid,
you play,
you have no responsibilities,
and, finally,
you become a baby;
(5)
The last step,
you spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully
with luxuries like
central heating,
spa,
room service on tap,
larger quarters everyday,
and then
You finish off as an orgasm!