Jesus

Beam Me UP

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus.
Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome,scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered theirevidence.............

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by theauthorities

But then there were equally good argumentsthat.......

JESUS WAS BLACK
1. He called everybody “brother”
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial

But then there were equally good argumentsthat.......
JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and hisMother was sure he was God

But then there were equally good argumentsthat.......
JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil

But then there were equally good argumentsthat.......
JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion

But then there were equally good argumentsthat.......

JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures
But perhaps the most compelling evidence.........

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN .....
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s noticewhen there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to abunch of men who JUST DIDN’T GET IT.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get upbecause there was more work for him to do.