MONEY

Beam Me UP

It can buy a House...............But not a Home
It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock................But not Time
It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge
It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
It can buy you Blood............But not Life
It can buy you Sex..............But not Love
So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.

--I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away
your pain and suffering..............

So.... send me all your money ..
And I will suffer for you.
CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!
From you very true friend