The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD
Those who know the least will always know it the loudest
Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone
The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
It wasn’t the apple in the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.