**RIIING**

BsB Answering Machines

~~Kevin~~

Hey, this is Kevin. I sing in the BsB. You know, the pop group? Yeah, them. Well, I'm not home right now. You know, that reminds me of a story. One day, when I was growing up in Kentucky, me, Brian, Ellie May, and Billy Ray went to the stream to go fishing. Well, Billy Ray fell and hit his head on one of the rocks at the bottom of the stream.(In background) *Brian: Hey, Kevin! Tell them how you pushed him. And Ellie May was bawlin' up a storm.* *AJ: Can you just leave the freakin' message?!?!* Oh, okay. Well, leave a message at the beep. You know, it makes a beeping noise. And I'll call you as soon as I check my answering machine. When I get your message. Peace! **beeeeeep**

~~Nick~~

How does this thing work? Is it on? *Howie: The tape's rolling. Just talk and we'll see.* Okay, Howie. (Giggle) Howie, stop! (Clears throat) What's up? This is Nick Carter, and you've reached my phone. But I'm not home right now. *Or if he is, he's with me!* Shut-up, man! So if you wanna leave a message, go ahead. Otherwise, hang up and spare us both the trouble. *Oh crap, Nick! Here comes your mom! Pull your pants up!* **beeeeeep**

~~AJ~~

Yo, this is Pimp Daddy AJ's place. If this is my girlfriend, hang up and call my cell phone. I love you, baby. If this is one of my girls, just say your name and hang up. I'll call you later. If this is one of you guys.... Go away, I'm busy. If it's one of my paying customers, leave your name and number. I'll check on you later. If this is management, call my cell phone number. If you do not fit the description of any of the above, leave a message, and I'll get back to you when I can. You dig? **beeeeep**

~~Howie~~

Hey! This is Howie D, and I'm gonna love you forever! (Giggle) Well, I'm not at home- Hey, that's not suppose to happen. Why'd the tape stop? Golly, what have I done? Oh, it started again! (Giggle) Sorry about that. I'm not home, so it's be cool if you left a message and stuff, ya know? I'll call you, like, as soon as I can. (Giggle) Bu-bye! **beeeeeeep**

~~Brian~~

Hey, this is B-Rok, Brian for those of you who don't know, and I'm gonna rock your world. Hehe. Really though, I'm not home, so just leave a message, kay? And remember what our great Lord and Redeemer said...... Kevin, what are you doing?! Leighanne! But.... I thought you loved ME!! And you're my cousin, for God's sake! You little **beeeeeeep**

Had enough? Just what I thought... Here's the [ door. ]