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The Backstreet Boys!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, not only can this fab five sing, dance, and write music, they and only they were chosen to help SAVE the WORLD!!!!! Travel with them to new lands and distant galaxies as they fight the evil aliens from spce from taking over our world! Using intelligence, cunning, and their superhuman powers, the Backstreet Boys are Earth's only hope for survival!

Kevin: With his incredibly slow, monotonous voice, Kevin will vanquish the enemies before they can even say hello! Using his power of speech, Kevin is almost invinclble. Nothing can withstand that slooow mooolaasssaas like voice.

Nick: Nick's ability to play and beat every Nintendo game is unbelieveable. But this time he has a bigger enemy to fight. Now he is fighting for real. Using his Nintendo powers, Nick can kick anyone's butt... In the privacy of his own home. Telepathically transporting Nintendo games to the enemy, Nick can play games... and save the world at the same time!

Brian (and his trusty sidekick Tyke): With Tyke by his side, Brian is unstoppable. His knowledge of the holy Bible and God are beyond even the most experienced preist, and his angelic face gives him the perfect excuse for being one. With his knowldege and strength, Brian will destroy the aliens.... With the Bible alone! Using Tyke for back-up, when the situation gets a bit sticky, there's nothing Brian can't do!

AJ: AJ doesn't even have to break out in a sweat to defeat the aliens. Using his image alone can stop them dead in their tracks. Whether it be from the wild hair, numerous tattoos, funky glasses and hats, or just because he was TOO sexy, nothing will get by his nonexistant gaze. The aliens don't stand a chance.

Howie: Howie's talents far surpass evreyone elses'. Using the winking technique, he can drive even the most steadfast alien to insanity. And if that isn't enough, he can begin talking.. His girly, sensitive style of conversation will have them rolling in fits of hysteria... giving one of the others time to come and destroy them. But Howie's special talents lie within..... His singing. Beware.

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