BsB New Year Resolutions

Of course it's late.... Were you actually expecting them to be on time? I mean, they do have busy schedules.

All

1. Make our resolutions BEFORE the new year comes.

2. We need to stop thanking the same people each time we get an award. (The fans have the speech memorized, for God's sake!)

3. Try to find a record company *N Sync won't follow us to.

4. Make Britney sorry for what she said..... Really sorry.

5. We need to use less incorrect English on our new album. (Cause we all know they're going to make another one!)

6. Don't wait four years to release a new album... Fans get irritated.

AJ

1. I'll try not to cuss so much..... It's not good for my already tarnished image.

2. I won't tease fans with where my new tattoo is.

3. I actualy gonna try to cut back on the funy hats. (Yeah, we know how long that will last!)

4. I need to quit messing with my hair. I don't have enough to loose in the first place, and at the rate I'm going, I'll be bald by the age of thirty.

5. Stop screaming at concerts. I've heard people actually like my voice.

Brian

1. Get a little Tykette for Tyke.... He gets lonely on the tour bus all by himself.

2. I need to stop wearing that 50 pound cross. People say I'm going to tip over one day.

3. Maybe I should stop using Nick as bait during concerts......... Kevin might be a good substitute.

4. Go and see one of my girlfriend's movies..... I mean ,she's only been to almost ALL of my concerts.

5. People say I' m too perfect..... So I'm going to try to be bad. Maybe AJ can help me with that.

Kevin

1. I need to take a speech class, cause this talkin thing ain't workin.

2. I should try to like Nick. There has to be a reason why everyone likes him.

3. I need to stop repeating myself. It's annoying.

4. I need to stop saying "phat" "whacked" and other stupid words like that. I AM a grown man.

5. I need to stop repeating...... Oh, my bad.

Nick

1. Maybe I should stop dying my hair. Kevin says the chemicals are going straight to my brain, and when I'm fifty, I'm still going to be acting five.

2. I need to drop a few pounds.

3. People say I have a certain.... closeness about me. They're favorite thing is, "Nick, you are getting WAY to close to Kevin for my comfort." Maybe I should work on that.

4. I shouldn't take all the good parts in a song. AJ and Brian still need a chance to say "sexual" sometime in their lives.

5. I don't need to talk at interviews and award programs. Kevin says I say really stupid things.

Howie

1. I need to quit telling how interested I am in my Latin roots.

2. No more acting. They say I'm much better at singing.

3. I need to startng teaching singing lessons, so girls will finally be able to reach those high notes like me.

4. Keep the moustache-goatee thing going. It looks good.

5. Stop taking all the meaningful lines in the songs. I'm making the others look dense.

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