Chapter 17 Test
BsB Word Problems
** Ya'll know this is what you do in school**
1.) If the BsB tour bus leaves Dallas at 6:00 PM for New York going 70 mph, and the *N Sync tour bus leaves New York going to Dallas at 8:00 PM going 80 mph, when do they two buses meet and all hell breaks loose?
2.) If Brian is twcie the sum of Howie and Nick, and Kevin is three times the product of the three, what is Brian?
3.) If Nick equals four times the sum of * N Sync's Justin and Joey, and AJ is twice as sexy as all of them, what is Justin?
4.) The square root of AJ cubed equals the sum of Kevin and who?
5.) Brian is cute. Howie is sweet. Kevin is fine. Nick is adorable, and AJ is sexy. So if you substitue Kevin for AJ, AJ for Howie, Nick for Brian, Howie for Nick, and Brian for Kevin, what do you have? When you find the answer to that, what is the product of the five of them?
6.) If each member of BsB equals 1/5 of the band, and Lance of *N Sync equals only 1/10 of his band, what would the proportion comparing Lance and one of the Backstreet Boys be?
7.) Kevin plus Brian equals Southern Charm, and Nick plus Brian equals trouble. AJ plus Nick equals God knows what, Kevin plus Howie equals sexay!. So if you add the sum of Kevin and Brian and Nick and Brian, what would you get? *Bonus* What is Kevin and Brian?
8.) The quadratic equation is this: BsB equals the opposite of Howie plus or minus the square root of AJ minus 4 times Kevin times Brian divided by twice Nick. Solve for Nick.
9.) Find the second BsB if the sum of the first two is Kevin and the product of two and three is Howie.
10.) Ture or False: BsB equals twice *N Sync
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Answers
1.) Who cares!?! I want to be there when it happens!
2.) Brian is the sweetest little man you will ever meet.
3.) Justin's a wannabe Ghetto star.
4.) Nick
5.) a) utter confusion. b) Gawd ! Some FINE men!!
6.) Lance equals what he wished he was.
7.) Some good ol' Southern fun! *Bonus* Kevin is Charm, Brian is Southern
8.) Solve for Nick? That's impossible.
9.) The second BsB is AJ
10.) False. BsB equals ten times *N Sync. =P
Chapter 20 Test
BsB Word Problems.
(I know what you're thinking... What happened to chapters 18 and 19? Wouldn't you like to know... muhahaha)
1.) If you take the third root of Nick, what do you get?
2.) If The boys go to a strip joint and each of them pay a certain stripper $ 50, what did the stripper get?
3.) The logarithm of the base of AJ's red dye and Nick's blonde dye is what?
4.) If Kevin starts talking at 6: 30 in the morning about how the group got started, how long will he be talking?
5.) If they go on tour in twenty different cities in the course of a month, how many stages will AJ hump, and how many of those will be caught on camera?
6.) The sum of *N Sync and BsB divided by Justin and Nick is what? ***C'mon, this is an elementary problem.***
7.) If the square root of Howie is Nick, and Brian is the sum of Kevin and Nick, what is Nick?
8.) A train carrying Howie leaves at 12:00 am from Dallas. At the same time, a plane carrying Nick leaves Miami. If the two of them are both traveling toward New York, what time will it be when the train explodes as the plane crashes onto it?
9.) Aj is selling his crack to JC for $40 an ounce. If JC gets 10 ounces, how much does he pay, and what does that make him?
10.) A computer is brought into the BsB tour bus. If the five of them sit in front of it all day, then ask *N Sync for help, how long will it take all ten of them to figure out that it needs to be plugged in to work?
**Pssst! I got the answers... Pass them around. But if you get caught, they're not mine!!**
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1 - that horrible brown color his roots turn when he forgets to redye his hair.
2 - ripped off!!! they're got all that money, and all she gets is fify bucks each? talk about cheap.
3 - some funky color that we pray AJ never uses
4 - until God comes
5 - Aj will hump 5 stages, due to the fact that he will get injured during all of the other shows, and all five of them will be caught on tape.
6 - Two very messed up groups. Without the golden boys.. where would they be?
7 - An idiot
8 - That's a trick question. There's no way Nick would be up at noon
9 - $ 400.. and he's got to be pretty desperate to be buying it from AJ
10 - Just about the time it takes for Kevin to quit telling his story about how BsB got together.
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