Top Ten....

Things an *N Sync fan might say to you.......

10. "Brian only tied with him cause they felt sorry for him."

9. "I'm sure you think all those tattoos are sexy... But they're not."

8. "Nick is soooo gay!"

7. "Kevin? Oh, the slow one."

6. "That dog is so ugly."

5. "Yeah, like BsB fans are really mature. *rolls eyes*"

4. "Do you call that singing?"

3. "Hello! Justin is so much finer!"

2. "*N Sync RULES!!"

1. "Backstreet Boys SUCK!!"

Comebacks for the things *N Sync fans might say to you......

10. "Well, Justin only tied with him cause he was hosting the freakin show."

9. "And I'm sure you thought the dreds were sexy, too."

8. "And Lance wears make-up. What's your point?"

7. "At least he doesn't act like an over-active four year old."

6. "And Busta isn't??"

5. "That's right. Cause remember who started the fight?"

4. "Well, I don't know what else you would call it!"

3. "Than who? Busta?"

2. "Only cause we let them."

1. "Yeah, but what has that got to do with their music?"

Things you know they shouldn't wear.... But they obviously don't.....

10. Hats that have nothing to do with your outfit.

9. Glitter

8. Hair thingys... Butterflies aren't quite unisex.

7. A big jacket when it's 90 degrees outside... Or in the stadium

6. Beaded jeans. (are we noticing that AJ's the main culprit here?)

5. That hat that looks like you shoved a condom on your head. That's just sooo.. not right, looking.

4. Dreadlocks

3. Anything pink

2. Anything that doesn't match the hair. *cough!AJ!cough!*

1. A freakin skirt. It was cute, yeah, but... Do you know how much my dad is teasing me about that now?

Reasons being a BsB fan is cool.....

10. You can hang pictures of fine guys all over your room.

9. You can argue with your friend over who looks better

8. Cause you have a fave band, and everyone knows them (whether they like them or not is another story)

7. You have motivation every day you go to school.

6. You actually have something to put in your screen name

5. You can go into their chat rooms and not feel like a total outsider.

4. You can make fun of *N Sync and not feel bad about it.

3. You have a ligit excuse for hating Queen Britney. (Miss Spears? C'mon people. Get with it.)

2. You have a reason for putting I <3 *Fave guy's name here* all over your school books.

1. Cause they rock, man! =)

Stuff you tell yourself every day about them......

10. Nick is NOT gay.

9. I will never, ever meet them.

8. That isn't REALLY AJ's online screen name

7. Howie doesn't really want a woman who will cook everything for him.

6. Nick is only 19... and single!

5. Kevin and Brian ARE engaged, and they DO love their fiánces.

4. AJ's receeding hairline means nothing.

3. Tyke IS an ugly dog, don't believe what others tell you.

2. Kevin ISN'T going to be flying ever again.

1. They WILL be around forever!

Things you promised your self you wouldn't do at a concert, but did anyway.......

10. Buy the merchandise outside and/or in the stadium.

9. Start running if you thought you saw one of them.

8. Ask the little six year old girl who was sitting beside you who her favorite BsB is.

7. Stare at your fave guy the entire time.

6. Mail off the little thing they gave you so you could get a poster. (Hey, it was free!)

5. Stand in the rain for a bunch of guys you don't even know.

4. Not clap for the dancers and band members.

3. Laugh your head off every time the teenyboppers started yelling at Nick.

2. Point out something that happened to your friend every five seconds.

1. Scream every time you saw your fave guy.

Chain Letters teenyboppers will send you.....

10. Help AJ stop smoking!

9. Vote for the oldest video they ever made!!! It's way cooler than *N Sync's BRAND NEW one!!!!

8. Come and see my web site!! =)

7. Send this to as many people as you can, and for every person on this 5 cents will be donated to ASA. (Animal Shelters Anonomous.) Do it for Brian... Do it for Tyke.

6. If you don't send this is 50 gazillion people, then Nick will hate you forever!!!!!!!

5. To all of you Backstreet Boys fans...... They Suck!!! *N Sync is WAY better!!!!!!

4. PLEASE vote for BsB's new video on TRL!!! They deserve it!

3. Guess what?!?! I met them, and you didn't!! hahahaha....

2. Guess what, faithful BsB fans??? AJ got a new girlfriend!

1. Backstreet Boys fans unite! Stop the oppression! They are not gay!!! (Rumors are bad!!!!)

Things you'll get while trying to talk to a BsB fan watching BsB related material....

10. A good slap in the face.

9. A dirty look

8. Incoherent mumbling

7. The finger

6. "SHHHH!!! *fave boy here* is talking!!!!"

5. "Go away!" preceeded and followed by cuss words.

4. A blank stare as we rip our gaze off the TV.

3. Something flying towards your head at alarming speeds.

2. "Leave me alone!!!"

1. Nothing

Things you'll say when looking at a teenybopper magazine......

10. Look at what he's wearing.

9. Why is SHE always on the other side of their pictures???

8. Where are their hands?

7. What is he doing?

6. He is soooo fine in that picture!

5. Why did they have to put their [ CENSORED ] logo on this picture!?!?!

4. Ewww... that doesn't match.

3. Why is he looking at him like that?

2. That is so gay.

1. Oh my God!!!!

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