Short People - Randy Newman --------------------------- Intro: A | F#m7 | Bm7 | E7sus4 | (x2) A F#m7 Bm7 E7sus4 Short People got no reason. Short people got no reason A F#m7 Bm7 E7sus4 short people got no reason to li - ive. They got A A7/G little hands and little eyes D/F# F7 They walk around tell-in' great big lies. They got A A7/G little noses and tiny little teeth, they wear D/F# F7 platform shoes on their nasty little feet. Well, I ]Chorus] A F#m7 Bm7 E7sus4 Don't want no short people (x2) A F#m7 Bm7 E7sus4 A Don't want no short people 'round here. (Repeat Intro once) and go to Bridge: Dmaj7 A/C# Bm7 D/E Short people are just the same as you and I (A fool such as I) Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7 All men are brothers until the day they die D/E It's a wonderful world. A F#m7 Bm7 E7sus4 Short People got nobody. Short people got nobody A F#m7 Bm7 E7sus4 short people got nobidy to lo - ove. They got A A7/G little baby legs and they stand so low D/F# F7 You got to pick them up just to say hello. They got A A7/G little cars that go beep beep beep. They got D/F# A7/G little voices going peep peep peep. They got A A7/G grubby little fingers and dirty little minds D/F# F7 They're gonna get you every time, well I A F#m7 Bm7 E7sus4 Don't want no short people (x2) A F#m7 Bm7 E7sus4 A Don't want no short people 'round here. (Repeat Intro and fade)_