I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay cheques.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

I plead contemporary insanity.

Gene Police!!! Get out of the pool!!

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

This isn't an office, It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Whisper my favourite words: "I'll buy it for you."

Better living through denial.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

Back off! You're standing in my aura.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

Don't worry, I forgot your name, too!

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."

A woman's favourite position is CEO.

You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

Earth is full. Go home.

Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and retarded world-view.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?!?

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

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