Here's a collection of funny lists that I've accumulated. I didn't write any of them and I don't know who did. I've tried not to use any lists that I *know* specifically belong to another site (indeed, some are on about five hundred thousand other sites), but if you see one that you wrote and you don't want it here, or want credit, let me know.
I trimmed all lists I found so they just have (what I thought were) the funnier items. Most pages have more than one list.
Children's proverbs and famous last words
Useful expressions for reducing stress
What to do in study (in an exam, in a computer lab, as a new professor, in a boring lecture)
What to do out in public (in a department store, in an elevator)
What to do elsewhere (while driving, ordering a pizza)
Newspaper headlines, ways to call someone stupid, answering machine messages
Points to ponder, the little things, inspirational posters
Course evaluation, kid's books, smilies
