Here are some cool quotes I've found. ^_^. "Unfortunately, your pokemon can only evolve without experience points if you're Ash." "And in the end, we learn a valuable lesson because Giselle, after years of hard work and study, loses to Ash who needs to use a pokedex to figure out what a rattata is." -quotes from "Pokemopolis" Tania: Hmm where does she keep her pokeballs? Cynthia: She probably has them inside her bra, to incerase her chest size. Tania:hehehehe psykick: Intimidating Pokemon... I don't Know if this has been done before but which pokemon would you runaway from the fastest? Ryunite: What about Mr. Mime? The real thing's scary enough but imagine coming across this thing that imitates everything you do and constantly cries "Mr. Mime, Mr. Mime" in that helium induced squeal. Chibi Jessie vs. Chibi Usa? actually that could be pretty close. They both have tempers. But I think Jessie would win. Because while Chibi Usa is spinning around yelling "Moon *whatever*" Jessie would just pull out one of her large objects (mallet, frying pan) and squash Chibi Usa flat. o.0 -Jammer (Our Snorlaxes are lying down, looking like lazy balloons.) Announcer: They strike fighting poses! Chelsea: THAT'S a fighting pose? -Chelsea Odd dream last night. It involved a Pokemon trainer who was a cross between Atoshi (from last Thursday's episode Bad to the Bone) and Himura Kenshin. Long exciting detectivey themes, then Kenshin-man confronts the bad guy. Kenshin: BEWARE! For I am a Pokemon... teacher! Bad guy: Hahahah! A teacher! What a wuss! I thought you were gonna say Pokemon Master. Kenshin (smugly): I taught FOURTH GRADERS! Bad guy (worried, respectful): WOAH! Hmm, my subconscious is becoming annoyed with fourth graders who call holofoil cards 'shinies', I think. ^_^. -me I loved Pikachu's Vacation. Yes, it was strange. (Durring the scene where the Exeggcutor and the Oddish are running across the screen, my aunt turned to me and whispered, "So, this is why kids turn to drugs at such an early age." I started giggling so bad I almost choked on my soda.) But it was *cute.* -Kiki Pikashock: Watching a Kids'WB commercial, they said that next week is "Pokémon Don't Obey Week." Gosh! Why don't they forget the marathons and show us some new ones! I'm getting sick of these marathons! GIVE US SOME NEW ONES, WB! Raditz: After the League games are over they will stop the marathons and go back to the origanal schedule..geez what's after this "When Pokemon Attack Week" ? Lord Voldemort: Oh, puh-leeze! "When Pokemon Don't Obey Week"? That sounds like a Fox Special called "When Good Pets Go Bad #2". Satoshi: the next one is 'When KidsWB sux' week however...you cant fit that all in one week Like SaiLOrSTaRFoXx, I was also a fan of Pokemon before it became a huge craze. I do admit, Pikachu is cute. But there is a certain line that must not be crossed when considering cute. That line is the manufacturing of Pikachu underwear. Why??? WHY?? 0_o -Osage_No_Onna GAT: I CANT GET BACK TO DAY IVE BEEN STUCK IN NIGHT!! Mister Giovanni: Put down the Game Boy and go to bed. It should be light outside by the time you wake up. PKMN Trainer Ken: Yet another stupid PokéWeek on KidsWB... This time, it's "How Ash Caught His Pokémon" week. BORING! CyberHawkShark: This week should be really short... The only one of any of them I would buy would be the tattoo ones just because I want a huge tattoo of Pikachu on my chest to impress chicks. j/k -Poliwhirl talks about the Pokemon books PsyOmadonsey- To get PsyOmadonsey you must catch 250 Glooms and release all of you Pokemon in you PC. Then Toss all of the items that can be tossed. Then go talk to Giovanni in the gym and he will say he is a Human Bomb you have 25 Seconds to escape the gym before it explodes. After it explodes a Lugia will fly up and take one of your Glooms, goto the gym ruins and get the Shotgun. You now have the option to HUNT. Use Hunt around the Entrace of the Safari Zone. On you 72949534290245295525256298587897598213750981 time using hunt you will encounter Lugia with Gloom in its tail. Shoot Lugia 50 times with the infinite ammo trick he should get dizzy from blood lose and will try to eat Gloom for it's move Cure-All (TM51). Shoot Gloom now. Then run. Next time you goto the bike shop it should now be a Auto-Shop. Buy a Car for 500$ and ride around in Virdian forest. If a message comes up saying "you ran over a Weedle" you Game Boy will explode. If you make it through the forest running over 2 Caterpies and a Pikachu. Goto the Girl in Pewter City that wants a Pikachu. Use Hunt on her and she will give you Pikablu out of fear. Then Use hunt on Loreli to get Elekid. Then on Bruno for CrystalONIX, then on Agatha for WizWar, then on Lance for Lugia, then on your Rival for a Weedle that he said he caught in Virdian forest. Then use String Shot with Weedle on his Alakazam. If his Alakazam uses an attack it will trigger a satilite and it will blow up your car. You will then use Hunt again on Gary and steal his underpants use th underpants on the weedle and it shoul evolve into Shoe. Take Shoe to Prof.Oak and he will say if you use HUNT on all of my Aides the Warden will give you his gold teeth and dance. Take the Gold Teeth and sell them in the Hidden Island Pawn shop. You will get 5813$ go buy another car. And drive around on Cycling road run over all the bikers and the gang leader will show up and shoot your tires out. You will crash in the water use the Mist ston on the Weedle it will evovle into a Cubone. Teach the Cubone TM52(Electrode) He will teleport back to the auto-shop buy the last tire-iron and then sell it at the Pawn Shop. The owner will punch your lights out and steal your WizWar and Lugia use Hunt on him to get them back. Ok now for the last step. Get a freind with a Lv.1 Nidoqueen a Lv.2 Nidoking and a Lv.82 Togepi with Implosion as its first attack. Trade the Weedl for all of them using the Missingletter Triple Trade trick. The Lv.2 Nidoking should evolve into PsyOmadonsey PKMN#183!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pokedex entery- PsyOmadonsey the most wild and hardest to feed pokemon,PsyOmadonsey is only mad at its evil step-brother. -Raditz gets carried away with the rumours ^_^. I've said it before, I'll say it again ... I'm 29, my wife is 30, and we (and a bunch of friends our age) LOVE Pokémon. I have all the collections that have been released so far on DVD. At work I use Pokémon pictures for my computer desktop background, and keep a bunch of "battle figures" displayed on top of my computer minitower. And anyone who laughs about it at work has trouble connecting to the network for the next few days because I'm the system administrator! -Poliwhirl In a chat... letochan: None of my team has outstanding attack, do they? letochan: Articuno, Lapras, Blastoise, Marowak, Jolteon, Chansey. letochan: *heehee* bbf2saur: Not really. letochan: I'll try Chansey's attack, that should get me far. letochan: *laughs* letochan: Go Chansey! Doubleslap! letochan: *laughs* bbf2saur: Give Chansey TRI ATTACK! bbf2saur: It will ROCK with it! ^_^ letochan: *grins* bbf2saur: JK, of course. letochan: Ohh.... letochan: *sniffles* letochan: I thought you were serious! bbf2saur: Heh letochan: I just taught it to my Chansey! letochan: ^_^. letochan: Hmm. letochan: What else is good. bbf2saur: Yay! ^_^ bbf2saur: Pound would also be great. letochan: *nods seriously, takes notes* letochan: I'll certainly have to replace ice beam with that. bbf2saur: Heh heh bbf2saur: Yeah, good idea. bbf2saur: Maybe Double Slap to back it up. letochan: Okay. letochan: I think I'll get rid of softboiled and solarbeam while I'm at it. letochan: Too bad I can't teach tackle! bbf2saur: EXCELLENT idea! letochan: That'd really be a killer! bbf2saur: Oh yeah! Or SPLASH! letochan: *spits out water, laughing* bbf2saur: Spash is really underrated. bbf2saur: People don't realize it, but it really is the best Water attack. (even though it's Normal type) letochan: Yeah. letochan: I love its simplicity. letochan: It fools a lot of people. bbf2saur: TONS! letochan: I mean, just because it takes off no HP, it doesn't mean it's not a formidable technique. letochan: I only wish more Pokemon could learn it! bbf2saur: Yeah. bbf2saur: Me too! I kept it on my Gyarados. letochan: Wish I had. letochan: I was so stupid when I first played the game, I didn't realise.... letochan: -_-; bbf2saur: Hee hee letochan: I mean, a Gyarados with hyper beam has NOTHING on splash... letochan: You must obliterate everyone! bbf2saur: I agree! Maybe Missingno. is Mew in a different form being very angry by being left out of the game! -pokemew the scenario when i finally beat the elite four saw golem used only to blow up gary's jolteon because i didnt kill it with dig (used by arcanine) and i could no longer resist the temptation to blow gary's last pokemon across the map to the power plant with a big explosion from golem. -Jeff it is my belief as a musician that anyone who uses (2.B.A. Master) for anything other than a coaster/ash tray/coffe filter should be shot -stardust hope (No matter what you say you can't convince me that Magikarp is anymore intelligent than a goldfish. Or a minnow. Or a peanut.) -Cyde I caught it ^_^. What I did was throw 2 rocks in a row then the ball. Ha ha, stupid Dragonair! I mean, like wouldn't you either run away or completely savage a person if they threw rocks at your head? -Ace That would make an interesting challenge.... What really lies beneath that little guise known as Magikarp... Imagine... While they're sitting there being annoying they are really plotting to rule the world! Step aside Mewtwo... Here comes. MAGIKARP! -Stuart Ack.. I'm worried about Gold and Silver. I've heard ( According to EGM) that it's going to run on "real time" and there are certain incidents you need to attend on certain days at certain times. Sure, that'll go over big. "Sorry boss, can't come into work today. I have to play Pokemon Gold and attend a convention on raising Pokemon." "Really, Kik? Sorry, but you're fired!" -Kiki *walks over to C.D. Player* What music do you guys want to hear? Growlithe: Groooowlithe Growl! (The Poke'rap please!) Stacey: Uh... I meant real music... -Stacey Rocket Your obsession with Misty is worse than mine with Brock and stabbing Kenji with a very long stick. -No Name the Great NO ONE on the beach besides J, J, and M knew who he was. If they did, there would probably be swarms of cops surrounding him. And something I made up at the spur of the moment. Officer Jenny: You're under arrest for Pokemon poaching! Giovanni: That's it? Officer Jenny: Yeah, I think so. Why, should there be MORE? Giovanni: Um...no. -Nobie "I would combine a Blastoise and a Charizard so it could spray hot water on people. Or a Jigglypuff and a Geodude to getI would combine a Blastoise and a Charizard so it could spray hot water on people. Or a Jigglypuff and a Geodude to get JIGGLYDUDE!" "I would combine Golbat and Golduck just to see what it would be called." "I would cross an Articuno with a Machoke and get.... ARTICHOKE!" -EvilPikachu, Artie Kuno and Jaxel, respectively, on a thread about which Pokemon should be crossbred I'm not a huge fan of Ash, and I mean, lets face it. He has the IQ of a cucumber! -Misty Rocket I also noticed something in Princess vs. Princess Likitung is seen ripping open a package with clothes in it and jessie says "No that was our present for the boss!'' When Likitung spits out the clothes, it's a bunch of dresses Giovanni must has wierd taste in clothes! -MyBeanie Hahaha, I can picture everyone who buys the Psyduck toy saying "WHAT THE HELL IS AN "N" BATTERY?!". -Kojiro of the Rocket Gang Jaxel: I liked Pokemon... but do you know what the term "Saturation" means? *Pikachu Mage©®™: when fat gets really bad and clogs your arteries? Ash said he was having an "Out of body experience". A big chandelier fell on Ash and Pikachu. That would give me more than an out of body experiance. Like, being dead. -Titus "I like Psyduck because I like to hold my head and make noises just like it" "I like to go to my backyard, and pretend I'm Misty catching Butterfree." "I like Snorlax because it's just like my dad. It sleeps all day and then eats." -Really WEIRD responses from kids about their fave Pokemon Look, next second one of them'll step on a landmine. -my cousin, watching the opening of Pikachu's Summer Vacation I know what they're doing. They're trying to pull its head off. -my cousin, at the scene where Pikachu-tachi are trying to free Charizard Cassidy is okay(if you like that sort of thing), but Butch needs to go. He sounds like he swallowed a venusaur. That must have hurt. -Vaporeon Girl if there was an ash card, it would say "Take No More Pokemon. But Give away all your remaining ones. -SPIFFY94@aol.com I tried to ignore it. But that is easier said than done. Everywhere I went there were people who look rather intelligent except for the pokemon shirt, backpack, pants, purse ( It was a guy too), so on and so forth. I can't ignore it. -Steve I thought you'd like this, I don't know where I picked it up, but it's funny. -CodyWO@aol.com (Ash, Misty and Brock walking up hill, see Team Rocket balloon floating down, look up) Jesse: Prepare for trouble! James: Make it double! Jesse: To protect the world from devastation... James: To ignite all peoples within our nation... Jesse: Ignite? JAMES! You allways get that wrong! James: Oops.. Jesse: Now we'll have to start all over again! Ash: Not again! Jesse: Prepare for trouble! James: Make it double! Jesse: To protect the world from devastation... James: To unite all peoples within our nation... Jesse: To denounce the evils of truth and love... James: To extend our reach to the stars above... Jesse: Jesse! James: James! Jesse: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light! James: Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth: MEEOWTH!!! That's right! Jesse: Shut up, Meowth! James: You're ruining our reputation! Ash: Get to the point already! Jesse: Quiet little boy! We're here to steal your pants. Ash: I though you stole Pokémon. James: Not anymore. We prefer pants, you don't have to raise them or feed them or anything else. Ash: What?! Jesse: Never mind. Give us the pants! Brock: Uh... I forgot to wear underwear! Misty: Umm.. I'm not wearing pants! I'm wearing shorts! See? Ash: Errr.. Uhh... Umm... James: Stop mumbling and give the pants up! (James runs to Ash and tries to pull off his pants, revealing Pokémon underwear) Ash: AAH! (Jesse, Brock, Misty, Pikachu, and Meowth laugh hysterically, Psyduck, which somehow managed to escape it's pokéball just stood there looking stupid) (James only pulls pants down to Ash's ankles, until Ash kicks him away and pulls up his pants) Jesse: If we can't get the pants off that way, we'll have to do something else! Arbok! Squeeze his pants off! James: Wheezing! Choke his pants off! (Wheezing blows smoke at Ash and Arbok squeezes him) Ash (gasping for breath): All right! You can have my pants! (Jesse and James call their Pokémon back, take Ash's pants and go off in their balloon) Misty: You sure showed them, Ash. Ash: Shut up, Misty, you and brock didn't just get your pants stolen! One of my Pokémon was in my pocket... Brock: What Pokémon was that Ash? Ash: My... Voltorb... (the three of them look at each other, and break out laughing) Elswhere: James: Hey! There's a pokéball in here! Jesse: Open it! Lets see what it is! Meowth: Yeah! Open it! Open it! James: Look! A Voltorb! (The three of them look at each other) James: Uh oh. (The voltorb says its name, then blows up, blowing Jesse, James, Meowth, and Ash's pants out of the balloon) At least my meowth is safe and sound, sitting in my room. alone. with all my valuables. um.............hold on a second while i go check to make sure he's still there. *runs to room* -NyaseOfTheRocketGang In a chat... I just love it when things like this happen. ^_^;; Leto> *facefaults* Leto> Okay, I cannot believe this. TuxedoSting> i can... Leto> Nezu, I was just having a big chat with Pikapidgeot and Tuxedo Sting about our Pokemon teams, and what Pokemon are good. Leto> And then I find out that neither of those two could see the other! Leto> How on Earth did you two manage to communicate? Leto> How did you know what was going on? TuxedoSting> i wondered why you kept on about it like that... Leto> *facefaults again* TuxedoSting> like you were making a long speech to yourself... This is the map of the imaginary world of Pokemon. (Oh, and please don't email me saying that it's a real place. Funny as it may seem, some people have emailed me saying so...) -Butterfli Pixi, introducing a page In another chat, we're having this big discussion about practical uses for Pokemon if they were real. Muncaster> gloom and muk would make great gaurd pokemons! (i can see it now: "Don't break in: beware of stench!") Leto> *starts laughing* Muncaster> LOL Leto> Dragonite, because it's more reliable than the postal service. ^_^. TuxedoSting> gee, that's a stretch... Leto> Meowth, so that you can get high blood pressure and... er.... Leto> get lots of cash! Leto> *starts laughing again* PIKAPIDGEOT> Muk-they eat toxic waste,cleaning up our damaged planet Leto> Creating more in the process... ^_^. Leto> Charmander because.... Leto> Oh hang on, Charmander are useless aren't they! Leto> HA HA HA HA HA Leto> ^_^. Muncaster> really!! would anyone here try to break into a house or something if the knew there was a muk on gaurd? PIKAPIDGEOT> Charizard are the worst!!!! Leto> Er, I wouldn't try to break into a house full stop. Leto> But, if I had my Arbok-with-dig with me, heck why not! Leto> ^_^. TuxedoSting> who would be tolerant enough to keep a muk in their house? Muncaster> no one. mebby a gloom? PIKAPIDGEOT> Charizard are the crummiest flying pokemon ever to walk this earth! TuxedoSting> at least Gloom can control the release of its scent... Today in pokemon I learned a very valuble lesson along with Ash. I think it could benefit everyone if they knew it; "You can't judge a pokemon by it's smell." Isn't that a great moral. It will be very beneficial to know later in life. Doesn't EVERYONE agree? -RoquetChic (Fake episode that goes along with the theme:'Battle for the evolution flower') Ash: I deserve that flower because I found the seed, planted it, and I can beat you all in a battle for it. Brock: I raised the flower. I slept beside it's pot to keep it warm and made it special plant food. Meowth: I raised the flower too, And I loved it with all my heart even though most thought I hurt so much I was not capable of loveing anything Jesse: I was poor growing up so I couldn't even afford flowers for my grandmother's funeral. If i won I'd put it on her grave and her soal could rest James: I NEED IT FOR MEDACINE IN ORDER TO LIVE!!! *cough* Misty: I want it 'cause it's pretty. -Kawaii FiSH TienX: How many times has our favorite TR members been the lesser of many evils? bbf2: In every episode Togepi appears. Back