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A list compiled by NyaseOfTheRocketGang, EXO, bbf2, HyperRalph, Auryn, TienX, theman, Maria Rocket, charmander_gurl, Titus, Charmander, JessieRocket, Ryo-obi Wan-ken-oki and probably a few others who I forgot. ^_^;; *phew*

1.James uses an organic shampoo that has some kind of "scent" that is very appealing to the victrebell, causing it to eat without thinking.

2.Eating it's owner's head is it's way of showing affection.

3.James' hair color in a different light spectrem is the same as the color of it's natural food.

4.Since it was in Butch and Cassidy's breeding center, it was never feed, thus, it was so hungry that it tried to eat the nearest thing to it. That being James' head.

5. since it's been with James, and thus around Jessie, it knew better than to attempt to eat Jessie's head.

6. It hates James.

7) It's a man-eating victreebell!

8. Victreebel is a fly-eating Venus Fly Trap, and there were no flies nearby. James brain was the only thing as small as a fly. ^^; jk

9. For comic releif

10) Because it knew that NyaseOfTheRocketGang would post a message on a message board and get several replys on the topic making the Victrebell famous

11.It was good for the camera.

12.It was sucking on his head for the same reasons babies suck on fingers.

13. (oooh unlucky number) The Victreebell was an assassin sent by a secret government agency to kill James because he knew too much of the truth.

15) Because Victreebell has a uni...Doh! 13,14,15....ugh...

16) Its hungry. James always eats and wants more to eat. He was the beefiest Rocket member!!!

17) He wants james' brain!!!

18. James is so cute and lovable...who wouldn't want to put their lips on his head?

19. Victreebell has a thing for purple hair.

20. Victreebell is obsessive-compulsive.

21. Anything with 'bell' on the end of it just loves to hurt James...

22. Victreebel is really insecure and after James left it at that Breeding Center all alone, it eats his head as a 'security blanket' of sorts to try to make sure James doesn't leave it again. ^^;;;

23. It keeps trying to get that one strand of hair that always hangs in James' face to actually stay in place!

24. Mabye James' head tastes like chicken, and maybe Victreebell likes chicken, so he tries to eat James' head, thinking it's a chicken! ...MMMmmmm.... Chiiiiickennnn.....

25. He raised it, he deserves it.

26. The hair dye James uses tastes like blue syrup.

27. The hair dye James uses IS syrup.

28. Victreebell has some water in its stomach. It thought that James needed to watch his hair so he grabbed his head with its mouth and chew it to wash his hair.

29. James tastes good...incidentally that came from a midnight conversation between me and my best friend while I ate one of those gummy worms that fades from blue to purple. Right in the middle there was a part that was the exact same color as James's hair and I pointed that out to my bf and she said 'I wonder if that's what James tastes like.' and we burst out laughing. So maybe that's why Victreebell likes to eat James's head...he tastes like a lavender-colored gummy worm!

PS I get the award for longest theory!

30.) Since the Victreebell was abused, it wanted to abuse the person who was responsible, therefore James, since he put it in there to begin with.

31.) It didn't want to evolve, but it was forced to, so it took out its anger on James.

32.) It's a TR Pokemon, and as part of TR, it must provide humor in part of the show.

33.) It's a plant affection thing.

34.) Since when does anything on the show need a reason to do something?

35. It needed to sharpen its teeth.

36. It heard Butch's voice, and wanted to save James from hearing it by putting its mouth over James' ears.

Because that isn't the real James. The only one who seems to see this is his loyal Victreebell with doglike senses...James was actually replaced with a robot who was bent on taking over the world and sent by aliens to survey anyone who dared to have the same intentions (Team Rocket). The real James fell in a river, and was washed out to sea...then he was picked up by pirates, and one of the pirates had a wooden leg.......then came a storm...

37. Victreebel is a flirt, and keeps mistaking James for a girl. -_-;;;;;

38. James' head has a lot of liquid and Victreebel was suffering from dehydration.

39. It was actually Butch trying to get closer to Jesse (va-va-voom) and he was wearing a mask, Victreebel was trying to pull it off.

40.) Victreebell was suffering from an identity crisis and thought it was a Pikachu, so he kept trying to jump up on James' head. (yes I realize all Pikachu don't do this, but it's just a stereotype)

41.) A fire Pokemon was getting ticked off in the cage next to him and since Victreebell didn't want to be burned, it tried to climb up James.

42.) Victreebell always wanted to reach up and taste the sky and when it saw James again, it thought, "Oh, boy, finally the sky is low enough for me to eat!", meaning James' blue hair.

43. Misguided Pokemon romance...?

44. Maybe in the Japanese version James stole it and it was angry (I don't know this for fact, I'm just guessing)

45. It's actually Jessibelle inside and she kept trying to pull James in (did someone say that already?

46. Cassidy kept repeating the word "rat" and it was trying to get james to safety inside

47. Was trying to keep his head away from the mallet-weilding Jessie

48. James kept complimenting it, maybe it tried to pat james with it's top leaf and missed

49. Jessibelle gave it to him for christmas a while ago and it works for her, thus it's trying to drag James back so it can get back together with Vileplume

50. (exhalted number!) Maybe what James said was interpreted as "I'm going to eat your head, Victreebel!" and it decided it would just get James first (plants can't be very smart)

51. it knew i'd go insane trying to read all the post as to the theories.

52. it wasn't trying to eat james' head, the wind just blew it's mouth over his head.

53. It knew it would create controversy on message boards around the world, thereby making us all wonder exactly WHY we keep this topic going, and making us question our own sanity for thinking about this thing WAY too much. Very clever Victreebell. Very clever indeed...

54. Who wouldn't want to put their lips on James's face...did I say that already? Heh heh heh...I believe I did...

55. Victreebel was possessed by Jessie's subconscious mind and tried to kiss James, which is difficult as a Victreebel. ^^;

56. Victreebell is trying to knock some sense into James head and make him give up Team R

57. He just likes the taste of his hair.

58. Meowth paid him to do it.

59. Butch and Cassidy trained Victreebel to do it in the camp so they could kill James.

60. Victreebel's mouth has magnets in it and James' brain is made of paper clips. ^^;

61. Its hungry, and it wants to eat James

62. It wants to suck the Pokéballs off his waist so it can become a Pokémon Trainer.

63. I got this from JessieRocket's signature. Victreebell is a humanitarian *

64. Victreebell ia actually a secret agent from the planet Barnk. And is making sure james (the secret key to making all bananas into pie) does not make love to the secret key to destroying the tv station that films Barney (jessie). Because if he did they would both turn into giant purple poodles named Matthew and the only thing they could do all day is put their left paw in put their left paw put their left paw in and shake it all about do the hokey pokey and turn themselves about. Which would completely destroy the plans of taking over the sun for planet Barnk. I dare anyone to top that for completely insane.

PS-I do believe that is longer than yours Froggy. Giving me the award.
PSS- Yes I know there is no real award.

65.- Victreebell is trying to scan James' brain to find out how he evolve's pokemon by kicking them!

66.It was James' destiny, if Victreebel didn't stick James' head in its mouth, who would?

67. Victreebel swallowed something it shouldn't had and it wanted James to have a look.

67. Victreebell wants to find out what is really going on inside James' head.

68.) Victreebell was trying to show James how to be evil.

69.) Victreebell didn't really try to eat James......James was trying to escape from his problems and was trying to hide inside Victreebell, but he could only get his head inside.

70.) Jesse or Meowth started to say something James didn't want to hear, so he put his head inside Victreebell and made a big show that he was getting eaten.

71.) James couldn't face what he knew was coming (that they had screwed up things again)....and tried to hide before getting caught, unfortunately, his hiding place was too small.

72. James has purple-blue hair, right? And maybe Victreebell has this weird infrared vision that makes James's hair look green, and maybe that same infrared vision makes James look like he has a leaf in front of his mouth and big lips and a yellow face with little buggy eyeballs and the whole TR uniform just didn't show up so it looked like he had a stem and leaves and then Victreebell thought he was a cute female Victreebell and the dumb thing is trying to flirt as best he knows how and isn't doing that great a job and when James said 'It's so strong and healthy' Victreebell's theory was strengthened and he decided he wanted to marry James and...is that long enough? Nope! Well, then James said no, while his head was in there, so Victreebell got mad and then ate his head, realizing that it tasted good...mmm...head cheese!

*grins, taking the prize back*

73.) Victreebell was playing the newest gaming craze among Pokemon called "Eat your Trainer". It was trying to break the record of an Arcainine ate it's trainer whole in 45 seconds. Unfortunately, James struggle and Victreebell has to do the same thing all over again.

74.) James head tastes like chicken and you how Victreebells love chicken...er, maybe...not.

75. Maybe while James was crawling around on the ground outside he soaked up vital plant nutrinets. Since Victreebel was locked in a cage for so long (guessing that Butch and Cassidy didn't do much for it) It tried to suck the vital plant nutrients from the grass outside off James. Since James' clothes aren't exactly the best receptor for Plant nutrients and the like, Victreebel kept trying and trying. It figured while in the Prision there might also be some valuable nutrients on the floor there, so it tried again. It stopped after it saw the light of day once they broke through the tunnel, and it hasn't done it again since (probably cause that was the last episode) But it may try again one day, it hasn't been thwarted as of yet, it must've just let James go because you could just tell Jessie thought it was a RIOT!

Do I get the prize now?

76. It knew it wouldn't appear in episodes after that, so it tried to get in the spotlight more by getting rid of Team Rocket.

77. Victreebel isn't a Victreebel at all. It's Mondo's Ditto, trying to help his master out by eating the competition for Jessie's heart.

78. Victreebel is actually Jessibelle with plastic surgury, and since James refused to marry her she is going to get rid of his head so that he can't think and he can't refuse to marry her. But then her Vileplume who also had plastic surgery knocked her off his head so that it could get it's revenge ,for being set on fire by Growly, by eating James. But then Hopkins the butler had plastic surgery and jumped on James' head and warned him what Jessibelle and Vileplume were up too. Then he replaced himself with the actuall Victrebell, and Hopkins, Jessibelle, and Vileplume were so crafty and cunning that you could never tell that they were switching places. But what Hopkins thought was the actuall Victreebel was actually the Ghastly and Gengar from Poemon Tower who wanted to thank James for playing with them by singing Livin'La Vida Loca and when they finished they sang Walking on The Sun and All Star, then they replaced them selves with the real Victreebel which wants to eat James' head because it taste like shrimp. Which everyone knows that Victreebels love shrimp. I do believe that is the longest. So I will be taking back the prize. Try to beat that Froggy.

79. When Victreebel was a baby Bellsprout a secret transmitter was placed under its leaf so that when ever it was set off it would try to swallow anything blue, but the Victreebels couldn't set off the transmitters off themselves for it was the code of rules from their home planet Bellson. So the Victreebel kidnapped a young bluehaired boy and set under his collar and programmed with his brain so whenever he thought about donuts the Bellsprout would try to swallow anything blue. As time passed it grew into a Weepinbel and was caught by a 17 year old blue-haired Pokemon trainer and was sent to a breeding center where it was locked up in a cage. It kept on having urges to swallow something blue but there was nothing blue. One day it was exposed to a leaf stone and evolved, the next day a blue haired trainer set it free, since the Victreebel was supposed to swallow something blue so many times but couldn't it lashed out at anything blue at uncertain times even when the transmitter wasn't set off. Anyone want to try to beat this?

80. It discoverd that James wasn't really James, but James from a different James who's kid's names were James and they all had blue hair with doughnuts for breakfast every day, but htat's not the point, the point is, it found out that Jammes from a different James who's kid's names were James was actually a spy from Sony to try to steal a pokemon so that they could Copy it and come up with their own version, but before they could succed, Jessie from the otheer Jessie but not the real Jessie had already done it, thus they made monster rancher, but James didn't know, so he continued to try to steal from James, but Jessie replaced Jessie and she got rid of the other Jessie so she could replace the real Jessie and foil his plans so that she could maintain her copyright on the stolen goods so she replaced Victry bell with the look alike victry bell that wasn't really a victry bell but a weeping bell dressed up to look like a victry bell and told it to get rid of the compition so that she could maintain rich, but then sega interfered by sending in James, but not that James, and not this James, but some James, so her plan was foiled, and the weeping bell that was disguesd as a victry bell but acted like a bellsprout disguesd as a weeping bell looking like a victry bell did what it was told to do, but when it sucked some James' head, it sucked out part of an evil alien race that had took up living there, and that James disapeard but was replaced by another James, but it didn't know the difference and it liked the taste of evil aliens so it eats on any James for the sake of James just so it can feed it's craving for evil alies, but Jessie got caned, so she gave back the real Jessie who then got a stunt double, so she never actually saw the thing try to eat James, because she was busy with the real James who actually new of the entire plot, and was paid a handsome fee for his deeds, but he never told Jessie, who then won the lottery, thus making them all rich, so they got married, lived forever looking the same as they do now, had kids, who had kids,who traveld back in time to resond to these post and to come up with theroys, but they never knew they where a part of the orginal, so they continue to loop forever in time not knowing tha it has all been preordaind, thus it ends where it begain and begins where it ends, to never end, infinity, so, It..........(start back over at the very top.) How's that? No one can beat it, you know why? It never ends! It's the loop hole theory, in which once you started, it shall last for an eternity! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now, where's MY prize?

Now I shall start to get the prize for the shortest theory: 81.Because!

#68: I agree-and it can be said again & again-who wouldn't want their lips on him? Anywhere, for that matter (blushes)

#69: His hair looks like that blue cotton candy...

* JessieRocket's signature says "If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"

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