More than any other kid
Lots of merchandise to boast
Spending a lot of quid
I will go from store to store
As far as the eye can see...
Poliwhirls, and not much more
WHERE'S ARBOK SUPPOSED TO BE?!
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all...
It's only me
Since all my friends think I'm crazy
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all...
You're my best friend,
my credit card... I must defend...
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all...
I won't be through
Until I get that Mewtwo...
Pidgey, Psyduck, Pikachu...
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all
In the shopping mall
Pokemon!
Theme song for the parents of obsessed kids.
I wanna get some aspirin
Or maybe Valium...
This new fad makes my head spin
The heck's a Flareon?!
Exeggutor and Jigglypuff
What stupid names are they?
Not to mention all this stuff
They want for Christmas Day!
Pokkimon
Gotta catch 'em all...
They shout "Clefairy!"
Is this a sign of insanity?
Pokkimon
Gotta catch 'em all...
I'm at my wits end
These things drive me 'round the bend...
Pokkimon
Gotta catch 'em all...
They want card after card
To get something called Charizard...
Who'd think shopping'd be this hard?
Pokkimon
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Pokkimon
Theme song for the kids in my class (about me).
I wish that girl would get a brain
And I'll say if it's not too bold...
This mania is so insane
She trades with an eight year old!
Boy, get a life! How old is she?
On a kid's show, she's a pro...
I'm glad this thing has not got ME
Although it has my little bro...
Jokemon
Gotta break 'em all...
She looks at me
And holds up a new shiny.
Jokemon
Gotta break 'em all...
You wanna hurl
Not a normal teenage girl...
Jokemon
Gotta break 'em all...
A folder full
Cards are against the rules...
Why does she bring them to school?
Jokemon
Gotta break 'em all
Gotta break 'em all
Jokemon
Theme song about those Pokemon tours.
I wanna download my own Mew
And maybe enact a trade
Meet that giant Pikachu
And new friends I'll have made
I will go, get more card packs
Merchandise galore
Learn some new cool Pokefacts
In my new favourite store!
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all...
I get there then...
I'm the only one over ten!
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all...
Just endless queue...
And parents who glare at you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all...
This ain't being quite
The way I thought it might
Guess my family was right
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Pokemon
