**EPILOGUE** (to last interview)
(Sister Gypsy Layla and Nikita Angus are in their personal home eating fruit
loops at the kitchen table.)
Gypsy: You know, Sis... we've come a long way with these interviews.
Nikita: Oh, yes. We've allready hit ten, in only about eight months.
Gypsy: Double didgits... a cause for celebration, don't you think?
Nikita: In a way, the interview itself was a celebration. It contained alot
of firsts.
Gypsy: Many did. Such as Interview #3 with Gary Oak was the first to have a
sibling guest interview.
Nikita: And the first apearance of your gun, but I mean this interview had
ALOT of firsts. Such as the first time somebody dropped by unexpectedly...
Gypsy: ...The most arguments...
Nikita: ...First epilogue...
Gypsy: ...first double-didgit interview...
Nikita: ...The most people in one room...
Gypsy: Yeah, like us two, the interviews that makes six, then Ricia which is
seven and James made eight!
Nikita: And God knows this was the LONGEST interview yet!
Gypsy: Good Lord! Twenty notebook pages! The shortest interview was only six!
Nikita: Good old interview number one.
Gypsy: You know what I just realized? We never got the answer to Blaine's
riddle!
Nikita: Hey, yeah! Then he was hit by that car!
Gypsy: Guess now we'll never know.
Nikita: Think he'll be okay?
Gypsy: If not we'll say it was our brother driving the car so we can keep
the money.
Nikita: Good thinking.
Gypsy: You know... sometimes I think we write these too fast.
Nikita: Too fast?
Gypsy: Well, I can think of alot of things we could have said in previous
interviews that it's too late to say now.
Nikita: Do tell.
Gypsy: Well in #5 with Jessebelle we should have made mention that her name
is practiacally synonymous with "harlot"...
Nikita: Interesting...
Gypsy: ...And in #4 with Jenny and Joy we should have asked SOMETHING about
their family!
Nikita: Of course. We did explain OURS. But you know, I like dishing out
these interviews one after the other.
Gypsy: Do you?
Nikita: Sure. Give the people what they want. They love these things!
Gypsy: And we love them back! But Niki, we're running out of people to
interview!
Nikita: So we'll re-interview them! God knows James has been in three
allready! Even if we didn't plan one and YOU didn't know about another-
Gypsy: -I still have to get you for that-
Nikita: -But if we re-interview we can mention those things you say we
forgot, and other things as well, and have fun doing so!
Gypsy: Maybe so! You know what?
Nikita: What?
Gypsy: If this is the longest interview...
Nikita: Yeah?...
Gypsy: This epilogue is only making things longer.
Nikita: Of course! Pain is our BUSINESS!
Gypsy: Is boredom?
Nikita: Everything evil is! We're the Angus Sisters! Daughters of the Devil!
Gypsy: Mistresses of theDark!
Nikita: Embodiment of Evil!
Gypsy: All hail Gypsy and Nikita-
Gypsy and Nikita: THE TWISTED SISTERS!
(They laugh. Pause as they continue to eat their fruit loops.)
Nikita: Congradulations on finally hitting number ten, Gyps!
Gypsy: You too, Niki!
Nikita: Well... May as well start thinking of Interview number eleven.
Gypsy: Yup.
(Finish up their fruit loops)
Interview #11 - Todd and Richie
(Sisters Gypsy Layla and Nikita Angus interview Todd and Richie. Gypsy and
Nikita are in the interview room alone. They seem to be waiting.)
Nikita: (After a pause) Where could they be?
Gypsy: (Checks her watch) I don't know. They're 45 minutes late.
Nikita: Think I should go get them?
Gypsy: When I called a half hour ago they said they were on their way, I
doubt they'd still be there.
Nikita: Think they got lost?
Gypsy: Maybe...
Nikita: Think they stood us up?
Gypsy: Not if they're smart!
(Another period of silence as the girls wait)
Gypsy: Oh, did you hear about Ricia?
Nikita: Our sister? What about her?
Gypsy: Well, after we chased Blaine out of the last interview and before he
was... hit by that car... she went back inside where Erika had allready left
and Giovanni was just about to, and she finally got a date with him!
Nikita: Good for her! I knew she could do it if she caught him alone!
Gypsy: Yes, she's much more charming when she isn't hyped up on Zoloft in a
room full of people.
Nikita: Yes, allways.
(Another period of silence)
Nikita: This is boring.
Gypsy: Want to play 20 questions again?
Nikita: No, I allways lose. I want to start the interview!
Gypsy: Me too, but we can't without the interviews!
Nikita: Those two are SOOO dead when they get here!
Gypsy: I know what you mean, I'm ready to kill them myself!
Nikita: Let's just stab them the moment they walk through the door.
Gypsy: That would be a waste of an interview.
Nikita: Allright then... let's cut them up a bit the moment they walk
through the door, and stab them when the interview is over.
Gypsy: We'll see.
(Another period of silence.)
Gypsy: I've got an idea!
Nikita: What?
Gypsy: (Pulls out her shotgun) Throw the notecards in the air, I'll test my
aim!
Nikita: Don't we need these?
Gypsy: We'll wing it. (Cocks her gun and points it in the air) Pull!
Nikita: (Throws up the notecard) Pull!
(BLAM!)
Nikita: Miss! (Throws another) Pull!
(BLAM!)
Nikita: Hit! (Throws another) Pull!
(BLAM!)
Nikita: Hit!
Gypsy: Thats enough. (Puts away her shotgun)
Nikita: It was only three.
Gypsy: I don't want to waste my ammunition, and I don't want the neighbors
calling the cops.
Nikita: I guess.
(Another period of silence. Nikita takes out her daggers and starts throwing
them at the wall, retrieving them, throwing them again, retrieving, etc.)
Gypsy: Hit that brown stain on the wall.
Nikita: I'm trying.
Gypsy: You need to work on your aim.
Nikita: I'm doing that now!
(She throws it again, hiting the burn on the wall)
Nikita: Yes!
Gypsy: Allright Niki!
Nikita: I'm gonna try hitting it again.
(Continues throwing and retrieving the daggers)
Gypsy: (After a puase) Thats it, I quit.
Nikita: Me too. Those guys are SO dead!
Gypsy: Lets call Butch and James and go to the movies.
Nikita: Good idea.
(Nikita takes out her cell phone and starts to dial as the two leave the room)
Interview #11.5 - Todd and Richie rescheduled
(Sisters Gypsy Layla and Nikita Angus give one more shot at interviewing Todd
and Richie. This time, only Nikita is alone in the interview room. The door
opens and Gypsy pulls Richie and Todd in by their ears.)
Todd: Ow! Please, let go! We're here now!
Richie: I'm losing blood flow! I'm losing circulation!
Gypsy: And you'll be in alot more pain if you don't shut up and quit
squirming!
Nikita: Do you have any idea how pissed we are? You stood us up last time!
Sit your asses down!
(Todd and Richie nervously take their seats)
Gypsy: So what happened? Were you abducted by aliens, or what?
Todd: Well... we called Ash the night before the interview, and told him we
were going...
Richie: ...and he told us that it was a bad idea, and you'd try to kill us.
Todd: He told us not to go. So we didn't.
Nikita: Hmm. Ash is pretty smart.
Gypsy: But these two obviously aren't! Never make an Angus MAD! Couldn't you
have CALLED or something? Sent a telegram? Faked sick? Couldn't you have let
us know, instead of leaving us hanging? We played 20 Questions for a half
hour, and shot bullets through notecards!
Richie: B-Bullets?
Todd: We're really sorry, that was really mean of us.
Nikita: You better be sorry!
Richie: We are, we are!
Gypsy: Think they mean it?
Nikita: Yeah, I think we scared the fear of God into them.
Gypsy: Allright then. Maybe if you're good, we won't even kill you.... TOO
painfully.
(Todd and Richie gulp)
Gypsy: On a lighter note, I know somebody who's birthday it is!
Nikita: (Blushes) Oh, no!
Gypsy: That's right! Happy birthday, Little Sister!
Richie: It's her birthday?
Nikita: (Beaming) Yeah...
Todd: Happy birthday, Nikita!
Richie: How old are you?
Nikita: Old enough to know better than to answer that question.
Richie: Oh...
Gypsy: And now, to focus on the interview a bit... What questions have we
got for them, Niki?
Nikita: I don't know, there are bullet holes in our notecards.
Gypsy: Aw! How could you let me do that?
Nikita: You said we'd wing it!
Gypsy: And you believed me?
Nikita: Well... only two cards have been shot, and I think I can still read
them.
Gypsy: Read away.
Nikita: So you two are both friends with Ash?
Richie: Yup.
Todd: He's nice.
Gypsy: He's a dork.
Richie: He's not a dork.
Gypsy: he needs to comb his hair and wash his face.
Richie: I don't think so.
Nikita: Oh, says he who looks like him!
Richie: I don't look like him!
Gypsy: Yes you do! same fasion sence and everything!
Richie: I don't! Do I?
Todd: Well, sorta.
Richie: Aw, nuts!
Todd: It's not so bad.
Nikita: Yeah, I'm sure you can still get a date.
Richie: I'm only eleven, I don't date!
Nikita: Oh yeah...
Gypsy: But you will someday. And if Ash is able to get Misty, I'm sure
you'll be fine.
Todd: Ash is with Misty?
Gypsy: Well, not OFFICIALLY, but we suspect they like each other.
Nikita: Mm-hmm. We're gakishippers.
Todd: Drat.
Nikita: Drat?
Todd: Well, I sorta liked Misty.
Gypsy and Nikita: Oh how cute!!!
Todd: Don't tell anyone!
Nikita: Allright, allright. Our lips are sealed.
Gypsy: She sure has a flair for attracting younger men, doesn't she?
Nikita: And older men. Remember Captain Surge, and Doctor Proctor?
Richie: Captain Surge? You mean Leiutenant Surge.
Nikita: No, I meant Captain. We promoted him.
Todd: Can you do that?
Nikita: We had no complaints from him.
Gypsy: So I take it you've met Surge, have you, Richie?
Nikita: SUUUURGE!!
Gypsy: Stop that!
Richie: Of course I've met him. I had to defeat him and seven other gym
leaders to get the badges to get into the pokemon leage compotition.
Nikita: Did you... Did you defeat Brock?
Richie: Well, no... I defeated somebody else from the Pewter gym...
Gypsy: Why the sudden interest, Sis?
Nikita: I... I didn't tell you this, but... (sniff) I got a birthday card
from Brock... and inside... was ten dollars! (sob)
Gypsy: (Pats her) Oh, Niki, Niki, Honey! It's okay! I thought you didn't
like him!
Nikita: I thought so too (sniff) but then he left the show... and I realized
how much I'm gonna miss him!
Todd: He left?
Richie: Oh how sad! He was a good mentor.
Gypsy: Except for the womanizing part.
Nikita: I'm gonna miss him anyways!
Gypsy: There, there. We all will. But it's time to move on... he will be
missed, but things change and we must grow to accept it, and his replacement.
Nikita: I hate him allready.
Gypsy: You can't say that, you don't know him.
Nikita: Bet he's not as cute as Brock.
Gypsy: Now what would Butch say if he heard you talking like this?
Nikita: He wouldn't aprove. Okay I'm better now. Let's move on.
Gypsy: Good for you. So you were in the league compotition, eh, Richie?
Richie: Yup.
Nikita: You kicked ass too!
Gypsy: You even defeated Ash!
Richie: Yeah, and i felt really bad about it too.
Nikita: Oh, pish! Don't feel bad! Winning is supposed to make you feel GOOD!
If you feel bad because your opponant lost, you haven't really gained
anything, have you?
Richie: But he was my friend.
Nikita: And he still is, is he not?
Gypsy: Life is funny like that.
Richie: You know, you're right! I actually feel better about it now! Thanks!
(Gypsy and Nikita smile)
Gypsy: We can't be evil ALL the time.
Nikita: We've still got hearts.
Gypsy: By the way, naming your charmander Zippo... GREAT pun!
Richie: Yeah, thanks! I thought it was pretty clever myself.
Nikita: Do you have any pokemon, Todd?
Todd: Me? No. I just photograph wild ones.
Gypsy: You're a very good photographer, I've seen some of your work.
Todd: Thank you. I pride myself in my reputation.
Nikita: Take a picture of us!
Todd: You? No, I just photograph pokemon...
Nikita: Are you really going to DENY an ANGUS request, and on her BIRTHDAY?
Todd: Well, not if you put it that way...
Nikita: Well allright then! Scoot over here, Gypsy!
Gypsy: Do we want this photo taken? We may later find it on a wanted
poster...
Nikita: Then we'll just change our hairstyle and style of clothing and no one
will no the difference. Anime is funny that way.
Gypsy: Good point.
Todd: Say "cheese"!
Gypsy and Nikita: Peaches!
Richie: Peaches?
(Just as Todd snaps the photo, Gypsy, leaning towards her sister, slips and
crashes to the floor. nikita bursts out laughing.)
Gypsy: Do over! Do over!
nikita: No, no, that was great!
Gypsy: I fell! Take another!
Nikita: Leave it! Leave it!
Todd: I think I'll abide by the birthday girl's wishes.
(Nikita grins. Gypsy scowls.)
Nikita: Well-
(Suddenlly theres a knock at the door. Gypsy and Nikita exchange glances, but
the door opens before they can say anything. It's Butch, holding a gift
wrapped in newspaper.)
Butch: Happy birthday!
(Gypsy and Nikita laugh as Butch gives Nikita her gift and a kiss on the
cheek)
Nikita: Butch, we're in the middle of an interview!
Butch: I know, but this is the only place I knew I could find you for sure
today!
Nikita: You're so sweet!
Gypsy: What'd you get? What'd you get?
(Nikita opens the box and gasps, taking out a silver bracelet.)
Nikita: Butch!
Butch: You like?
Nikita: I love it! How did you ever afford it?
Butch: I got it in Mexico.
Nikita: Oh... Thank you! (Kisses him)
Richie: (Covers his eyes) Bleah!
Gypsy: Grow up.
Butch: (To Todd) Hey... I know you! You're that smart-ass that got me
arrested!
Todd: Oh, crap!
Butch: I oughtta have you killed!
Todd: (Panicky) But- but how did you get out of jail?!
Butch: I dunno.
Gypsy: Well... all the more excuse to kill him, eh?
Nikita: First he gets Butch and Cassidy arrested, then he stands us up. Tsk
tsk, Todd!
Todd: Wh-what are you going to do?.
(Nikita throws a dagger which takes Richie's hat and pins it to the wall)
Richie: HEY!
Gypsy: We're going to kill you both.
Richie: BOTH?! But I didn't get anybody arrested!
Nikita: You're a witness.
Gypsy: You didn't think we were being nice today because we actually liked
you, did you? We're still pissed about the being stood-up thing! We were just
earning your trust! And then... WHAMMO!
Nikita: And now... It's WHAMMO time!
(Todd and Richie scream and run out. The Angus sisters chase them, followed
by Butch.)
(Sisters Gypsy Layla and Nikita Angus interviewAsh Ketchum and Gary Oak,
together, in the same room, at once. Gypsy and Gary are in the room waiting,
Ash and Nikita are not present.)
Gypsy: So... how's it goin', Oak?
Gary: Don't talk to me, okay?
Gypsy: Aw, is somebody still mad?
Gary: Still mad?! I'm furious! Last time, you made my cheerleaders quit,
stripped me of my dignity, scared the TAR out of me, and I've since had this
horrible uncanny feeling I'm being followed by your psycho brother!
Gypsy: And yet, you can admit it!
Gary: Merely answering the question!
Gypsy: Well, thank you for returning, in any case.
Gary: Hmph! I'm only here because you threatened the life of my arcanine.
Gypsy: True.
(The door opens and Nikita sticks her head in)
Nikita: Can't seem to get him to budge.
Gypsy: Good God! I guess we scared him pretty good.
Gary: What's going on?
Nikita: Ash is outside, he refuses to come in. He's heard rumours about our
threats on his life and now he's freaking out.
Gypsy: Tell him if he doesn't get his ass in here we're gonna slit Pikachu's
throat.
(Nikita disapears again)
Gary: You have his Pikachu?
Gypsy: How else were we supposed to get him to come back?
Gary: Same way you got me.
Gypsy: Didn't work. We had to take drastic measures.
Gary: Where is Pikachu?
Gypsy: Somewhere we won't say. But we rigged him to electrocute the doorknob
on the inside so there are no escapes.
(Gary gulps. Nikita enters with Ash, who's near frozen in terror.)
Gypsy: (Eyes narrowed, grinning menacingly) Greetings, Ketchum.
(Ash shivers)
Nikita: (Shoves him forward) Sit.
Ash: Where's Pikachu?
Gypsy: You'll see him shortly... IF you cooperate.
Ash: I'll never cooperate with you demons!
Nikita: (Hisses) You don't have a choice.
Gary: Don't make trouble, Ash, they mean business!
Ash: I'm not afraid of you!
Nikita: Your behavior outside says otherwise. Now hush, the interview begins.
Gypsy: Welcome once again to the Angus Sister Interviews! As you both know,
I am Gypsy Layla, and Nikita is my sister.
Ash: I want Pikachu NOW, or I won't behave!
(Gypsy points her shotgun in Ash's face)
Gypsy: Not so brave now, are we?
(Ash gulps)
Nikita: Now, boys... we may come off as being evil witches from the pits of
Hell, but if you get to know us, you'll see we're not so bad!
Gary: HAH! I'll believe that when I see it!
Nikita: Shut your trap, Oak, I'm not done.
Gypsy: What my sister is trying to say is to show our respect to our felow
humans, we aren't going to kill your pokémon.
Gary: How can we trust you?
Nikita: You can't! That's the beauty of it!
Gypsy: We could be lying through our teeth and you'd never know it!
Ash: How does this prove you have any respect?
Nikita: Because we COULD be telling the truth!
(Gary and Ash exchange confused glances)
Gypsy: So is it true that Gary has a secret crush on Ash?
Ash and Gary: NO!
Nikita: My, aren't we quick to respond!
Gary: It's not true!
Ash: It better not be! Man, I'll never look at you the same again!
Gypsy: Naturally they're going to deny it.
Nikita: Undoubtedly. Gary wants his secret to remain as such, and Ash is just
disgusted by the thought.
Gypsy: There you have it.
Gary: Shut up!
Ash: I allready can't take this! I'll find Pikachu myself! (Gets up and
runs to the door)
Gary: ash, no!
(Ash grabs the doorknob and is resultingly electrocuted)
Ash: AUGHHH!!
Nikita: It works! Huzzah!
Ash: That was Pikachu! Tell me where he is!
Gypsy: Clever boy.
Nikita: Quite so.
Ash: Pikachu! Pikachu!
Gypsy: Silence! He can't hear you now.
Nikita: He doesn't even know you're here.
Gypsy: We suggest you take your seat...
Nikita: ...If you want him back alive.
Ash: What about your promise?
Gypsy: The promise that could be a lie?
Ash: I hate you.
Nikita: Good lad.
Gypsy: So you boys used to be friends, and now you're rivals?
Gary: That's the way it worked out.
Nikita: Shame to see a friendship go to waste. Like Jessie and Cassidy.
Gypsy: Mmm... Cassidy...
Nikita: Shut up, Gypsy!
Gary: Who's Cassidy?
Ash: No one of extreme importance.
Gypsy: Shut up, Twerp.
Nikita: I also understand that Ash is threatened by Gary-
Ash: Nuh uh!
Nikita: -And Gary is threatened by Ash!
Gary: Nuh-uh!
Ash: That's a lie and you know it! Except for the Gary threatened by me
part.
Gary: Shut up, Ash! God knows you've been trying to keep up with me for
years!
Ash: Maybe, but who made the top 20 at the pokémon league compotition!
Gary: That was luck! I was having a bad day!
Ash: yeah, I'm sure! Admit it, I'm beter than you, you're just cocky!
Gary: Not on your life, Loser!
Nikita: Oh, I do love a good fight!
Gypsy: So let me get this straight... Gary's afraid of Ash?
Gary: I'm not afraid of him!
Ash: You're afraid of me.
Gary: I'm not afraid of you.
Gypsy: You're afraid of him.
Gary: I'm NOT afraid of him!
Gypsy: You're afraid of me.
Gary: I'm afraid of you.
Nikita: Who's afraid of who?
Gypsy: He's afraid of him, they're afraid of us.
Gary: I'm not afraid of him!
Ash: I'm not afraid of you!
Nikita: You're afraid of us.
Ash: I'm not afraid of YOU, I'm not afraid of HIM!
Gary: You're afraid of me.
Ash: I'm not afraid of you, you're afraid of me!
Gary: I'm not afraid of you, I'm afraid of them!
Nikita: Then it's settled!
Gary and Ash: What?
(Suddenlly the door bursts open. In the doorway is an angry-looking middle
aged woman with curly blonde/white hair and a business dress)
Woman: You two are a disgrace to interviews!
Gypsy and Nikita: BARBARA WALTERS!
Barbara Walters: How you've gone on this long conducting interviews is a
mystery! You both should be shot and your skin peeled off!
Ash: Right on!
Barbara: You're an insult to anyone trying to earn a respectable living off
this proffesion!
Gypsy: But we-
Barbara: SHUT UP!You have three options! Either straighten up and fly right,
stop interviewing, or I do to you what I did to Space Ghost!
Nikita: Oh no, not Space Ghost!
Barbara: So what will it be, Tramps? Are you going to stop spitting in the
face of decent interviews, or do I have to boil you both alive?
Gary: I like this woman, I really do.
Gypsy: I choose... I choose... FLAREON!
(A Flareon zaps out of it's Pokéball. Everyone is astounded.)
Ash: Where did THAT come from?!
Gypsy: Flareon, flame thrower!
(The Flareon spits fire at Barbara Walters who at first seems invulnerable as
the flames engulf her untill her dress catches fire and she runs around
screaming)
Nikita: Wow!
Gypsy: Allright, Flareon!
Barbara: PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT!
Ash: Squirtle, I-
Nikita: (Grabs him) Don't even THINK about it!
Gypsy: Now headbutt her ass outta here, Flareon!
Barbara: I'll be back! (Flareon headbutts her out the door, which Gypsy
promptly closes)
Nikita: ALLRIGHT! That was awesome!
Gypsy: Allways wanted to do that! Flareon, return!
Flareon: Flareon! (Zaps back into his Pokéball)
Gary: I didn't know you had any Pokémon!
Ash: Yeah, I thought the Angus Sisters didn't care for pokémon!
Gypsy: We have SOME, for purposes such as those of which you have just
witnessed.
Ash: What else have you got?
Nikita: I have a Jolteon, Gypsy has a Vaporeon and A.J. has a Flareon. We're
the Eevee Sisters!
Gary: Who has the eevee?
Gypsy: Nobody, it evolved into my Flareon.
Nikita: Now we have two.
Gypsy: Speaking of A.J., hey Gary, guess who her partener in crime is!
Gary: You?
Gypsy: Nope! It's Jeff!
Gary: Jeff?! Psycho Jeff who wants to kill me?!
Nikita: The very same!
Gary: I have nightmares about him ever since you told me he wants me dead!
Nikita: Sleep well knowing this; we can still save you.
Gary: You? Save me? How?
Gypsy: You're a good kid, Gary. Cocky, but a good kid. Cute too.
Nikita: We always liked ya. So we're gonna cut you a deal.
Gary: A deal?
Nikita: Have you ever killed anything, Gary?
Gary: Not on purpose!
Gypsy: Care to learn?
Gary: W-What are you getting at?..
Nikita: Not many Angus siblings train pokémon. A few of us have some, an even
smaller percentage are even half-decent trainers, but we need a proffesional.
Gypsy: We took a vote, and we want to adopt you as an official Angus!
Gary: ADOPT ME?!
Ash: Hey! How come he gets an offer like that, and I don't?
Nikita: Because we don't like you as much, and I believe we still have an
appointment to kill you.
Ash: Eep!
Gary: What... do you mean, you're going to adopt me?..
Gypsy: You will be known as Gary Oak-Angus. Seeing as you're young, but not
young enough to forget, you will remain with your own mother untill the time
comes to pry you from your nest.
Nikita: Unless we decide to kill your mother, in which case you'd live with
us.
Gary: Oh, no!
Gypsy: as an Angus, you will be respected and treated like a brother. In
return, you do as we say. Got it, Oak?
Gary: I... I...
Nikita: Give us an answer or I'll SLIT YOUR THROAT!
Gary: I'LL DO IT!
Ash: OH NO!
Gypsy and Nikita: YAY!
Gypsy: Welcome to the family!
Nikita: New pet brother!
Gary: PET brother?
Ash: Can you guys DO that?
Nikita: We can do anything we want!
Gypsy: We're special that way!
Ash: If you're so special you don't need my Pikachu!
Nikita: We don't WANT your Pikachu, we only abducted it to get you to the
interview!
Ash: Then give it back!
Gypsy: All in good time, my dear boy.
Nikita: If you're good.
Gary: So wait, now that I'm part of the family, do I get to torment him too?
Ash: Don't you anyways?
Nikita: Gee, I suppose you do get Angus priveledges!
Gary: Do I have to fill out any papers, or anything?
Nikita: Naw.
Gary: Cool!
Ash: This gets freakier every minute! I'm outta here!
Gary: Ash, wait!
(Grabbing the doorknob, Ash is electrocuted again.)
Ash: AUGHH!!! Forgot about that...
(Gypsy and Nikita giggle)
Ash: Are you done with me yet? Have you tormented me enough? can I go?
Nikita: Silence! we'll tell you when you can go.
Ash: And you'll reurn Pikachu safely?
Gypsy: If we feel like it.
Ash: can I TRUST you?
Gary: Maybe.
Gypsy: (Hugs him) Ooh, he catches on quick!
(Sounds of thumping around are heard outside)
Nikita: What the heck is that?
(The door opens and a blonde eleven year old girl in a magenta sun dress
enters)
Gypsy: Well, if it isn't our family death trap!
Nikita: What are you doing here, Natasia?
Natasia: You can't keep secrets from me!
Gypsy: Oh, that's right...
Gary: What's going on?
Nikita: She likes you. I swear we tried to keep her away.
Natasia: Gary, my love!
Gary: Yipe! (Gets tackles by Natasia)
Nikita: Natty! You should know better!
Gary: Help! Get this harpy off me!
Gypsy: Gary, meet your new sister Natasia...
Natasia: Sister?
Gypsy: Yup, we adopted him.
Natasia: Stop adopting my boyfriends!
Gypsy: Krillin was NOT your boyfriend, he's too old for you! And we adopted
him BEFORE you liked him!
Natasia: So?
Nikita: Uh-oh, cross-over. Step back, kids, we're headin' into the wrong
anime.
Natasia: I don't care if Gary's our new pet brother, he's my boyfriend now!
Gary: I'm NOT!
Ash: Hah hah!
Gary: Shut up, Ash!
Nikita: You can't have him, Natty, you'd probably kill him!
Natasia: Not on purpose!
Gary: KILL me?!
Gypsy: Natasia is the most accident-prone Angus. Show him your scars, Natty.
Natasia: Vito hit me with a baseball bat, so I have a scar under my hair and
a metal plate in my head, a lawn mower cut off my pinky finger-
Gary: EWW!
Natasia: -I fell down the stairs and broke my leg and bit my lip, I broke my
arm sledding, caught my dress fire sitting too close to a campfire and burned
my back, and from a car accident I have a scar on my thigh, on my forehaed,
and a glass eye!
Gary: GLASS EYE?!
Natasia: Sure, see? (Pops her eye out and throws it to Gary. In his disgust
he tosses it to Ash, who throws it back, and they play "get the eyeball away
from me" untill Nikita snatches it mid-air and gives it back to Natasia.)
Ash: Can I see your eye socket?
Natasia: Sure. See?
Ash: Ew!
Natasia: (Hugs Gary) but now I'll never feel pain again!
Gary: Help! I'm too young and talented to die!
(The door opens abruptly again, and in the doorway stands Jeff and A.J.
Angus.)
Jeff: AH HAH! I've found you!
Gary: OH NO!
Natasia: OH NO!
Gypsy and Nikita: OH NO!
Ash: Huh?
A.J.: (Grinning) I get to suffocate him and duct tape his wrists to his
ankles!
Jeff: I'm gonna gut you like a deer, Oak!!
Gary: AUGHH! (Runs to the door and is promptly electrocuted)
Natasia: Oh, my love!
Ash: HAH!
Gary: Forgot about that...
Nikita: Jeff, A.J., go home! No one invited you!
Jeff: We invited ourselves! We've been tracking that candyass bitch for
months!
A.J.: Now he's gonna DIE! (smiles cutely)
Natasia: You can't TOUCH him, he's my boyfriend!
Jane: (Bursts in) Jeff! A.J.! I told you to stay at home!
Gypsy: Jane!
Gary: It's you!
Nikita: where are you people COMING from!?
Ash: Are you all simblings?!
Jane: Yes! I'm trying to catch hold of two killers!
Gypsy, Nikita, Jeff, and A.J.: Which ones?
Jane: (Points to Jeff and A.J.) Those two!
Jeff: I'm not leaving without his head on a stick!
A.J.: I get a finger!
Ash: Where's my Pikachu?!
Nikita: You can't kill him, we adopted him!
Ash: Where's my Pikachu?!
Natasia: You can't adopt him, he's my boyfriend!
Ash: Where's my Pikachu?!
Jane: If he's adopted, neither of you can have him, Jeff and Natty!
Ash: Where's my Pikachu?!
Jeff: DIE GARY DIE!
Gary: I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!! (Runs out the door which Jane left open.
Ash follows him out, calling Pikachu's name, followed still by Gypsy, Nikita,
Natasia, Jeff, A.J., and Jane)
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