Pokemonised Movie Titles:
Zubat
Zubat Returns
Zubat Forever (doesn't that remind you of those loooooong cave journey that seem to be zubat,zubat, zubat every step of
the way?)
Clefairy Wars 3: Return of the Pipi
The Lion Kingler
Romeo and Jynx
Clambo: A cloyster movie
Die Hard With A Victribell
Seel-less in Seattle
Four Weddings and a Jessiebell
Gone With The Whirlwind
Seven Nidorinos For Seven Nidorinas
Finally, a pokemonised Douglas Adams novel about Tentacruel:
So Long, And Thanks For All The Jellyfish
Thankyou, thankyou…
Sassa
*Ahem*
*taps microphone*
Here is a pokemonised song, to the tune of 'Oh I Just Can't Wait To Be King' (the movie version sung by Simba, and Zazu,
not the Elton John version)
I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KINGLER
(performed by Ash&Co, with special guest appearances!)
(this is not a bug-free version! Consider yourselves warned!)
ASH: I'm gonna evolve a mighty kingler
So enemies beware.
MISTY: I doubt I'll ever see it evolve
With your amount of care-
KRABBY: I'm gonna be a great success
Won't get scared away by ROAR
I'm practising my KRABHAMMER
Who knows just what's in store!
ASH: (gesturing to Misty)
You should practise your KRABHAMMER on her…
KRABBY: Oh I just can't wait to be Kingler!
BROCK: Ash saying 'do this-'
MISTY: Ash saing 'be there-'
BROCK: Ash saing 'stop that-'
MISTY: Ash saying 'see here!'
KRABBY: But all that work certainly will pay
I'll reach the top and I'll stay!
MISTY: I think that now it's time to try
and wisely think this through-
ASH: I don't need advice
from little red-haired girls like you- *gets thwapped by Misty* ('LITTLE?????')
BROCK: C'mon guys now lets all calm down, chill people
Cut it out!
Bickering and loud arguing
I do not want to shout! (glared at by A&M)
Aaargh!
MISTY: Tell that to 'Mr Pokemon Master'!
KRABBY: Oh I just can't wait to be Kingler!
MISTY: (to Krabby) Water pokemon rule!
BROCK: (trying to be helpful) though weak against grass-types!
MISTY: (glares at Brock again) but strong against rock types!
ASH: (oblivious to the above, day dreaming) My name will be in lights!
PROFFESSOR OAK: Yours is good but Gary's is yet bigger!
GARY: I could beat you with my little finger!
TEAM ROCKET: Oh no we forgot our lines, um da er……..!
KRABBY: Oh I just can't wait to be Kingler!
Oh I just can't wait to be Kingler!
Oh I just can't waaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit to be Kingler!
-Sassa
Pokemon products
CPioli64: How many Pokejunk heasps are out there? The Tiger Electronics' Pokedex, the Pokemonbackpacks, etc. Well, whats your greatest idea of a loser Pokemon product?
Exeggute juggling set
Mewtwo chem lab
Alakazam's magic set
Venusaur's home-grown plant seeds!
Magnemite... magnets
Magikarp wind-up toy: it flips and bounces!
Hitmonchan boxing gloves
Hitmonlee's "How to be a karate master!" videotape
Jigglypuff single!
Krabby claw crushers... for the greatest lobsters on Earth. Yummy
Starmie pendants
Electrode bowling balls... explode on impact w/ bowling pins.
Wigglytuff blow-up balloons in the shape of a real Wigglytuff!
Beedrill clothing pins!
Ditto clay-dough
Raticate false-teeth
what cheesy product can you think of?
I_love_misty: Staryu throwing stars.
Exeggcute brand jumbo eggs.
Raichu back-up generators.
Charizard flamethrowers.
Jynx bikinis
Wack-a-Diglett arcade games.
Chansey first-aid kits.
Leto: The weirdest thing I can think of that actually exists is probably Pokemon toilet seats.
-_-;
Anyway, I can never think of things like this...
Cubone bicycle helmet (looks so cool, you'll never want to take it off... not that you'll
be able to...)
Ditto's TM Set (this shouldn't take long...)
Charmander-Koffing combination barbeque (now watch as a tremendous fireball blows
up your house)
Seadra fountain pens (literal fountain pen... watch as hydro pump ruins all your
elaborate work!)
Togepi doorstops (you'll have trouble stopping yourself from running out the door when
these things are around)
Psyduck aspirin
Voltage: A punching bag shaped like Psyduck!
Detenator: Mr. Mime's invisible box. It's not really there!
Pikablu123: My idea is a Staryu boomerang that pokes your eye out.
Talon87: Life-size Pokémon lawn ornaments!
"I'd like a ... number 1 Onix, extra black, and two Dragonites. Just put them over there by that giant cave with the Geodudes."
Lance Neptune: But the most weirdest thing I've ever seen for Pokemon is Pokemon boxer shorts! Has anyone ever seen them?! Who would want a big picture of Ash Ketchum's face right on your butt cheek???
Dahanka: Snorlax Waterbed-- Bed looks just like him, with his belly filled with water.
Staryu throwing stars-- maims and kills
Slowpoke "Downers" collection-- your favorite drug depressants all in one carry anywhere package
Detachable Blastoise Water Cannons-- Shoots Five hundred feet!
Tangela's Easy cook Spaghetti
Ninetales "super Warm" Fur Coat
Charmander pilot lights
Ms. Jynx's Lovely Kiss #4 lipstick
Haunter's "Mr. Comedian Magic Set"-- Everyone will laugh when you Eat your face and spit out your eyes. Psychic Babes dig this act!
Psyduck Rocket Launcher Targets
Mewtwo's guide to "not playing fair"-- all the essentials needed to master invincibility, self recovery and domination. Bonus section includes the positive side effects of temporary amnesia
Dr. Von Hypno's book, "Eat your own dreams for a beter You"
Charizard's new Movie-- "Rebel without a Cause"
Slick66: Charmander Ironing Board
Snorlax Litter Box (when 3' 5' just isn'' enough)
Pikachu Executive Briefcase
Venonat Cell Phone
Haunter Bed Sheets (4 the little tykes)
Porygon Laptop (who would fork over $3000 for a hi-tech device w/ a pic of a Pokémon on it?!)
Mewtwo Baby Cribs
Ekans Flea Collers
Things Pokemon would never say
Gloom - "Get me a hanky, ASAP, to wipe this crap off my mouth, please."
Oddish - "Don't eat meeeeeeee!!!"
Clefairy - "I'm on drugs and I like to say my name and hop about."
Clefable - "I have bigger wings, a litte more plump, but I do the same things as Clefairy, only more so."
Snorlax - "Mmmmmm... Donuts."
Mewtwo - "Death to WB Kids!! Support Pokemon on UPN!!!!"
-Jeanette
Snorlax:D'oh!
Muk:Someone...please....change...my....diaper!
Moltres:This fire on my wings really,REALLY,burns!
Horsea:Mix a sea horse with an ink pen,and,this is watcha get!
Scyther:I have the high five of doom!
Parasect:With this enourmous mushroom on my back,thank God it's not the 60's!
Psyduck:For God's sake somebody pleeeeeeeease gimme an advil!
-Crow
Pidgeot: I am not a mock-up of Jessie's hairstyle...Its the other way around!
Jessie:What?!
Mewtwo, crying: What have I done to you people?! Why are you so hostile to me?! *sob* I never did anything wrong...*sniff*
I just...I just wanted to make friends...
Mew:Mewtwo dear, don't forget to change your underwear, every single day!
Electrode:...so remember, use Colgate extra whitening to keep your teeth as clean as mine !*smiles*
The female Nidoran, the one that is mild-mannered and usually doesn't battle: Give it your best shot, punk!
-Pikapidgeot
Questions I would ask Team Rocket
So Butch, when do we get to see YOU in a bikini?
Jessie, why don't you just use your implements of doom (mallet, fan, etc) on Ash/Pikachu?
Cass, what IS your hair? Is it alive? A new species of Pokemon? From what I can tell, you had numerous encounters with an angry Raichu?
Butch, is that a nickname or are your parents just really cruel? And if it is a nickname, who on earth gave it to you? Shoot them.
Meowth, you have a crush on Pikachu, right?
Meowth, why don't you teach yourself a TM? I think it'd be interesting to see you with Thunderbolt. Or are Jessie and James too cheap to buy you one? They seem to be able to afford lots of other stupidities.
Jessie, can I have your Arbok?
Mondo, why bother with Jessie if there seem to be about three thousand other people who are madly in love with you?
James, did you know that a girl said you in drag turned her on?
Jessie, why do you make James cross dress? Or is this something I'd be better off not knowing?
Giovanni, what's your favourite Pokemon? A Jigglypuff maybe, or a Magikarp?
Meowth, why on earth would you want Togepi anyway?
Theories on why Victreebell likes to eat James' head
Go here for the list. It was a bit long for the page.
Fanfic ideas
From Matrix...
Okay some random idea's for fanfics feel free to use any warning I'm out of it I'm tired but I can't get to sleep because it's so bloody hot in this part of the country right now.
So these things may get strange or may make alot a since read and see what wonders and horrors I have come up with:
Pokemon Meets Barney: I think Togepi and him make a cute couple(bet ya hate me for that image huh)
Pokemon crossedover with Out Break
Pokemon rewrite of the 12 days of Christmas Song(hey imagion "And a Pidgeott in a pair tree") Hey that might be fun someone please do this one
Charizard marries Blastios : Hey White Cat thinks Char is a girl so it could happen
Pikachu kills Ash(okay I'm getting strange tonight
Ash leaves Misty for Psyduck
Anyone marries Psyduck
Jiggly Puff gets popped(not that sicko)
Pikachu has kids but it's a guy
Misty admits her true love for AJ
AJ marries Psyduck
Arbok is killed and Jesse remembers him(This one was put here for You Leto but it probably isn't your cup of tea)
Wheezing wins an award for intelegence
Meowth becomes a hula dancer
Pikachu turns green
Vulpix's bad hair day
Misty leaves Ash for Psyduck(okay so Psyduck needs a date in my mind)
There was an idea here but I can't let you know because I wanna do it
Pikachu kills Togepi(I really wanna see this)
Togepi saw James first(hint hint crack sizzle)
Brock takes a vow of celebecy
PokeTrek "These are the voyages of the Starship Pokeball her five year mission to seek out new life under the guidance of Jean Luc Pikachu and his loyal crew of the United Pokemon Federation"(okay so I'm still obbsessed with that manga line I may do this some time in the future but let you guys have a go at it since it will be awhile before I can do it)
Misty's Bad Hair day:
A fic where Ash's dreams are ruined by drug addiction (okay dark fic idea)
Pokemon on Crack: do how different pokemon react to crack (humor tasteless but I'm brainstorming here)
Brock gets sex change to be a lesbian(okay any respect you guys had for me is gone now huh)
Misty decides she should be a Belly dancer
Misty gives Brock a Lapdance
Misty gives Psyduck a Lapdance
Ash tries to give Misty a lapdance (is that even posssible)
Ash joins Team Rocket when AJ beats him in to become Pokemon Master
Gary Joins Team Rocket(Hey I've seen several Ash but not one Gary joins Rocket Gang)
Ash and Gary were Switched at Birth
Ash gets amnesia and wants to be a breeder instead of pokemon master
Ash gets amnesia and a fear of Pokemon
Ash gets amnesia becomes a nice guy Misty falls for him then he goes back to normal and she is heart broken
Brock decides to make a pass at Misty
Ash is crippled and nearly loses his will to be a Pokemon trainer (great idea for an AMRN)
and finally my last Idea I promise Togepi evolves into Drowzee.
okay this is hint into my strange mind ba bye now do any you like except please the Poketrek I'm gonna do it as soon as I finish a few fics.
12 Days of Christmas Pokémon style
by Vidalark
On the first day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
A Pidgey in an Oak tree (Get this bird off me!)
On the second day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (Uh scrambled rotten eggs
anyone?)
and a Pidgey in an Oak tree (I said get this bird off
of me!)
On the third day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Three angery Tentacruel ( I swear I didn't put that
oil in the water)
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (See Melvin's show)
and a Pidgey in an Oak tree (Help!)
On the fourth day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Four evolving Oddish (Not Gloom!)
Three angery Tentacruel (They did it not me)
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (Cool show)
and a Pidgey in an Oak tree (Ash help!)
On the fifth day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Five large Dragonite! (Uh hi)
Four evolving Oddish (Don't show your fear... AH!)
Three angery Tentacruel (That oil slick isn't mine)
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (My brain is turning to
mush)
and a Pidgey in an Oak tree (I hate Pidgies!)
On the sixth day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Six howling growlithe (Shut up!)
Five large Dragonite! (Don't step on me!)
Four evolving Oddish (I'll kill that guy)
Three angery Tentacruel (I didn't spill anything into
the water Gary did)
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (Melvin is the best)
and a Pidgey in an Oak tree (Run away!)
On the seventh day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Seven charged Pikachu (Here Team Rocket)
Six howling growlithe (Quiet I'm trying to sleep)
Five large Dragonite! (Are you related to Godzilla?)
Four evolving Oddish (Anyone want free Gloom I mean
Oddish?)
Three angery Tentacruel (Yeah he did it go kill him)
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (Wow)
and a Pidgy in an Oak tree (Muk go get that Pidgy, no
Pidgy not me!)
On the eighth day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Eight Magikarp a sinkin' (James paid how much for one
of these?)
Seven charged Pikachu (Jessie, James, Team Rocket
where are you?)
Six howling growlithe (Where's my gun?)
Five large Dragonite! (No relation to Godzilla huh?)
Four evolving Oddish (Oddish for sale the're only 50
cents)
Three angery Tentacruel (Oh wait the next town did it
crush their city)
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (Cool)
and a Pidgey in an Oak tree (Prime Ape get that Pidgey,
no Pidgey not me)
On the ninth day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Nine angery Ninetails (Rare)
Eight Magikarp a sinkin' (At least he got a gold
pokéball)
Seven charged Pikachu (Where is Team Rocket when you
wanna shock 'em?)
Six howling growlithe (I tried to make 'em be quiet but
they just won't shut up)
Five large Dragonite! (Do you know Godzilla?)
Four evolving Oddish (Oddish for sale the're only
25cents)
Three angery Tentacruel (Yeah they did it)
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (Neat)
and a Pidgey in an Oak tree (Help me)
On the tenth day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Ten baby Charmander (Aw how cute)
Nine angery Ninetails (Medium)
Eight Magikarp a sinkin' (When do they evolve?)
Seven charged Pikachu (Lousy Team Rocket won't show)
Six howling growlithe (Yes officer they just won't shut
up)
Five large Dragonite! (You know him cool!)
Four evolving Oddish (Oddish for sale the're only
15cents)
Three angery Tentacruel (No they went that a way)
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (Mushy brains now)
and a Pidgey in an Oak tree (Alfred Hitchcock movie rip
off in the making)
On the eleventh day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Eleven Spearow fighting (Ash had the same problem)
Ten baby Charmander (Watch the tail)
Nine angery Ninetails (Well done)
Eight Magikarp a sinkin' (Just kick it?)
Seven charged Pikachu (Ah ha go Pikachu!)
Six howling growlithe (Please take me away from them)
Five large Dragonite! (Can you get Godzilla's
autograph for me?)
Four evolving Oddish (Oddish for sale the're only 10
cents)
Three angery Tentacruel (No I think they went to the
next town on the other side)
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (Magic pencil)
and a Pidgey in an Oak tree (The entire Oak family line
is starring in "The Pidgies")
On the twelveth day of Christmas Mewtwo gave to me
Twelve master balls (Yeah now I can hold these things)
Eleven Spearow fighting (Run Ash!)
Ten baby Charmander (One little two little three
little charmander.....)
Nine angery Ninetails (Over cooked)
Eight Magikarp a sinkin' (Swim curse you!)
Seven charged Pikachu (Yeah good going Pikachu!)
Six howling growlithe (Ah silence oh no they followed
me!)
Five large Dragonite! (Thanks!)
Four evolving Oddish (Oddish are free take one and
never come back)
Three angery Tentacruel (Uh I guess that was my oil)
Two hypnotising Exeggcute (Kill me)
and a Pidgey in an Oak tree (The movie is a
blockbuster!)
