-Stephen
In Home Ec, some guy brought his mini Pikachu figure in and kept flashing it in everyone's face saying "Watch out or I'll sic Pikachu on yo @$$" so he did it to me and I knocked it out of his hand into a pan of boiling oil the teacher was making fried dough in. She fished it out with a ladle (hee hee - it was crispy) and spoke with us after class about cooking Pokemon -_-;;
M-chan
*Magmar vs. Charizard battle*
My brother: "It's just glorified slavery, isn't it?"
My brother (on seeing Venusaur on Pokemon Stadium): "Is that the closest that Pokemon get to being badass?"
-Stephen
-"DOESN'T MISTY EVER GET COLD!?!?"
-*reponding to the infamous James-body suit picture* "OH THE HORROR! THE HORROR!"
-"I think a Pikachu pot-roast would taste nice!"
-*From a guestbook entry* DO U KNOW HOW 2 GIT CHIKORITA CYDAQUILL AND HOHOHO IN RED UND BLUE??? I DO!
-"And I send out widdle Mr. Arcanine... AND YOUR DEAD! BWA HA HA HA HO HO!"
-FC: Gah... Astrology is so boring! All we do is write!
Reply: *has become obsessed with Pokémon Cards* Yeah... But you know what would be cool?
FC: What?
Reply: You know the planets? It would be cool if you could trade them and collect them and make them fight each other
and...
FC: o.O ...
-"Yeah my parents are okay... aside from the fact that they wouldn't let me get a Gengar tatoo...
-*Singing* "What would you do if I sang without Mew? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song and I'll try to sing with Togepi! I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY POKEMON!......"
-*Glances at a pic of Uknown* "AHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE A PARKING METER! AHAHA"
-"There should be a ganster Pokémon! GANSTERMON! GANGBASH ATTACK!"
^_^;;
-Funky Charmander
These are some quote/actual incindents that my friends have said or have had happen to them....
-"Yeah, I think Team Rocket's pretty cool, except that girl with a big, red, upside down nike swoosh on her head. Doesn't that guy get tired of betting whacked by it?"
- "Why is that girl's name James?"
- "Hey wow you have a picture of that Team Missle Chick on your binder!"
- My friend: "Well this loose change place is a pretty spiffy little site- except I think the owner has gone completely insane. She WROTE her OWN pokemon songs. They're even comparing her to pokemon- a parasnoid- she doen't seem paranoid, just weird- that's why I think she should be an Oddish- ephisis on ODD. unless Leto is german for insane or maybe Japanese for crazy..."
- "I was online in a chat room and everyone was trying to think of the stupidest thing they could think of in a contest for extreme stupidity. Just then a guy using the name brock2000 came in and 'Pikachu mooned' us. We all gave up 7 7 {,0.} "
- "YOU STUPID EKANS- WHY WON'T YOU LEARN MEGA PUNCH?!?"
- "If I were a pokeon charecter I'd run circles around Brock and yell- you can't see me! you can't see me!"
- "Try setting up some bear traps around Prof. Oak's farm and see how YOU do"
- "My brother won pokemon silver and gold Japanese games on eBay a while back, he was really getting into it, he knew all the names of the g/s pokemon and I hadn't even ever seen more than like 3... well he went outside with all the neighberhood kids to play it, before long a large circle of kids had gather 'round him. I went to go see whatever he was captureing. as I got closer I heard everyone saying - oh how cute etc. etc. - I got to the middle of the crowd and looked at the 'cute' poekmon he had just caught- it was a stick with a ball on the end of it"
- " I hear gold and silver pokemon lay eggs- I wonder how snorlax would get around to that, or even mating much less- plus it's a mammal anywho so it shouldn't be laying eggs"
- "I was christmas shopping and while I was at the store I has a pair of pokemon boxers in my husband's size. So I bought them as a joke and but them in is stocking. He laughed at it, then excused himself to go use the computer where he spent the rest of the day. A few weeks later a package arrived for me from an online store I'd never heard of. SO I opened the package. Inside was a yellow training bra with brown stripes on it, it had a lightning shaped strap where the claps connet and the tops straps proudly said 'POKEMON, PIKACHU #25!'Next time I'll get him barney"
- ( non pokemon chat room transcript)
"Valentina: Meowth- what does your name mean?
Meowth: its the name o mycat
***Jessie has entered the chat room***
Meowth: JESSIE?
Jessie: Hey meowth!
Valentina: YOU KNOW HIM- he's weired
Meowth: not as weird as jezz
Jessie: shutup! *chases meowth w/ mallet*
Meowth: *teleportson stolen abra*
Valentina: YOU STOLE A BRA?
SlySpectre: How do you teleport on a bra?
Honesty: Now none of that...
Jessie: LINGERIE THEIF *hides her tidy whiteies*
Meowth: ITS A POEMON!
Meowth: poemon= POKEMON
Valentina: You LIKE pokemon???"
-Jane
"I know this is animé, but WHY OH WHY did they have to make Lorelei (aka Prima) so-so-so BUSTY?!"
"I haven't seen the ep in question, but after Professor Ivy, nothing would surprise me. (Brock needs to be careful when talking to the Prof.; if he leans forward and overbalances, he might fall in and get lost)."
-Kinarei-chan and Stephen
I think that Santa Claus is an evolved form of Electrode. He's red and white and kinda round. Shame he won't explode.
-Stephen
“ You never told me that they had such short tempers… or that they attacked humans… Look at my face! And my wrist! Stupid Nidoran almost bit my hand off!” Shouted Amber…
“ Hahaha! You’re just like me in my old days of training! Did you know that I was in traction for a month after messing with a wild Onix? Don’t expect this to end here! You’ll be mortally wounded thousands of times when you’re a trainer!”
“ Very reassuring, professor…” Said Amber, sarcastically.
“Why look at this scar right here!” said Oak, as he began to unbuckle his belt
“ NO THANKS!!!!” Screamed Amber as she hung up the phone.
-excerpt from a fanfic by Pikapidgeot
Discussing manga characters...
Sierra: Misty, on the other hand, looks disgusting
Misty Oak: I agree! So does May, look at her figure it's gross....
Sierra: I wonder how she keeps her balance ~ ~;;
"It's.... Oh never mind *Twaps T.S 10 times with his lead Pikachu. It electracuts T.S and send him flying away* Looks like T.S is blasting off again!!!!"
"How can anything lead electrocute anyone?!? Lead is a horrible conductor of electricity; you would've been better off with a copper Pikachu. Lead would probably suppress the current instead of conduct electricity... *Thwaps ShadowP 20x for inaccurate metallurgical/electric data, then picks up a copper Raichu, bashes him over the head with it."
-Shadow P and Tuxedo Sting have a Pokemon battle ^_^;
Sure I like Togepi: scrambled, over-easy, sunny-side-up, with a side order of bacon, whatever...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
-Tuxedo Sting
I was just bored insane and playing my little old Pokemon Blue, when I suddenly realized something during a battle between my Kadabra and a wild Geodude. *clears throat* Apparently, the Flash technique is not quite what we've been fooled into thinking it is. Do you know what Flash *really* is? No, not a flash of light that distracts you opponent, my naive friends... yes, yes, I'm getting to the point now! Anyways, it turns out your Pokemon is really turning on and off a flashlight, which is the secret code for *you* (aka Ash) to flash your opponent! *That's* why the poor Pokemon has trouble concentrating on the battle! It just saw the full Ash! Blarg!
-M-chan
I was at the mall looking at this rack of Pokemon shirts for little kids (dunno why...) and about half of them had *gag* Misty
on them. I threw a shirt on the ground and screamed "Gah! You suck, Misty!" thinking nobody was around... then I heard
someone crying and this little girl that had been standing nearby with her Mom was wearing a Misty shirt. Turns out she
was crying. Her Mom gave me a dirty look and carried her away.
Then that evening I had to watch some kids at my church while their parents and mine had a meeting upstairs. One of the
kids was playing Pokemon on a Game Boy and just beat Misty so I was all like "Cool! I hate Misty!" and his little sister
started crying and yelled at me that Misty is her favorite character.
Ugh -_-;;
-M-chan
"Who here thinks the mysterious pokemon in Bill's episode was Dragonite? I'm positive it wasn't."
"Maybe it was a mutated Dragonite... genetically created in a lab! A test tube Pokemon! Prof. Oak was one of the researchers, when he accidently spilled his orange juice all over everything. That's the REAL reason he moved to Pallet, cause he was such a failure and was fired.
Hehe...don't mind me ^_^;;"
-I forget who started it, but it was Himeko who replied
Discussing the nicknames that Pokemon you trade for have... like an Electrode...
Me: No name is worse than Doris... -_-;
Stephen: With a name like that, no wonder it's so eager to blow itself to pieces.
My friend: So who should everyone on Pokemon be paired up with?
Me: Hmmmm... Well Misty should go with Damien!
My friend: ...huh?
Me: Hee hee. I'm hoping he'll leave her on a rock to die *insert evil laugh*
My friend: Uh.... yeah. Did I ever tell you you laugh like Jessiebelle on crack?
Me: WHAT!?
My friend: Er... the weather's awfully nice today, wouldn't you say?
Me: It's pouring...
My friend: Ahem. Well. OK, back to pairing people up. I thi...
Me: ASH AND HIS MOM! ASH AND HIS MOM!
My friend: What the @#$%!? Stop calling me. *hangs up*
Me: Blarg...
M-chan
It started out as "Just a trip to the library and picking up something for your brother to eat." Until... (Bum BUM bum BUM)
The health club! Usually I don't mind going there, exept they (Dad and Jentry/brother) had decided on the road, meaning I couldn't get my cards. I thought: "Hey; noone ever brings them." And went in.
Of course, 3 people (Mind you they all had a Zapdos) brought all their holographics which is nothing to laugh about. (Exept the kid who put his Charizard in the washing Machine...) They had most everything from Alakazam to Zapdos. And I had to forget my cards.
Next, a kid who obviously had a blow to the head as a child, came along and said that CATERPIE was the best pokemon. I said, "IF it gets 12 heads in a row, THEN it can knock out a Charizard." He then saw Magnemite and said the same thing about Magnemite. I said: "Have you ever considered looking at Magneton, Matapod, and Gyrados? They can do much more damage and still Paralize the opponent."
One guy was torturing his cards; they were kept in a big bag all mixed up! (Even his holos) And was running over his Electrode's foil with a Bike! (This was the same kid who put a Charizard in the washing machine.) So, I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
-Jesse
Went to a restaurent - saw a little girl with a stuffed pikachu, put it on the chair next to her - her dad sat on it ^_^;;.
Went to sams - saw a little 4 year old holding this HUGE stak of pokemon tapes - i wish i could have seen his moms face
-Cath
Jessiebell doesn't run properly.....
Seriously... I don't think kicking up a huge dust cloud is proper... and besides Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, and James are running properly so long as they are getting away from Jessiebell...
-Mary
Digging through eleven floors of brick is simply another mystery. So is swimming around in the sea amongst deadly octopusses and fish with stinging horns, impatiently waiting to hand over half your money. -Peeshy
In a discussion about how crappy some of the gym leaders' TMs are...
"My theorey is that the gym leaders use the TMs as a last resort to stop you from doing well and progressing to the Pokémon League."
-Chris
"If she were a Pokémon,she'd be called Paras-noid. An evolved form of Paras that stays under it's mushroom all day,& thinks all Pokémon trainers are out to kill it!That's how paranoid Leto is!"
"Hmmmm,yet again,let us visit the topic of if Leto were a Pokémon.I'd say that she'd have to be a Slowpoke.Why?Because they share about the same I.Q.!Also,they look about the same.Look at the wide,gaping stare,just waiting for something to happen.I just can't go on any longer without getting myself seriously injured by Leto,so I'll shutup.Goodnight to you all!"
-Crowmoonie has a death wish... -_-;
Great quote from my dad:"Psyduck, that's the really stupid one, right? You know what I like about him? Nothing."
-Kefka
In a thread about what people say to characters in the game (apparently other people speak to their Game Boys too ^_^.), here were some good ones...
Crowmoonie:
I like shorts!
Me:Do we care?
I'd better tell the other three Rocket brothers!
Me:Then why r u just standing there?
You came from Mt. Moon?May I havve a Clefairy?
Me:H*ll no!(censored)
It is rumored Clefairy came from Mt. Moon.
Me:Yes.And you read the tabloids too much.
Wait!Don't go into the tall grass!Wild Pokémon live in there!
Me:And I'm a Pokémon trainer.Why else would I be going in the tall grass with 40 Pokéballs & 54 bottles of potion?(Ok.So I
didn't.But I meant it to be funny.Not to be true.)
To make a record of all the Pokémon in the world,that was my dream............
Me:zzz.zzz.zzz.zzz.Huh?Wha?Oh,yeah,encyclopedia.Sure Professor.zzz.zzz.zzz.zzz.
Heather:
Giovanni: Team Rocket plans to take over the world through pokemon.
Me: Bad guys really need to think of something more orginal than taking over the world.
Peesh:
"Aha!!! You can't lick me you stupid ghost! I'm immune! Muahahahahaaha!!!!"
Haunter used NIGHTSHADE. HP decreases by 50%
"Argh. D*mn ghost."
"Stop hurting yourself in your stupid confusion and use your OWN darn confusion!! You're a psychic pokemon, you're not supposed to get confused!!"
In a stupid voice "Gooooo FUNKEYABRAAAAAA!!!!!!" *does a stupid dance*
In response to seeing Cueball: "Why on earth are you wearing a crotch protector??"
In response to "I like shorts."
"Yeeeeeaaaah. Um... Me too..."
"They are easy and comfy to wear!"
"You're one seriously warped kid. Have you tried the skirt? I've heard they're kinda comfy too!"
"Come on Spearow.... Fly! Fly!!!"
Larissa: *in one of Gary's cheerleaders' outfits* Mandi's a pansy! Mandi's a pansy!
Larissa: *suddenly realizes she can't move in her exceedingly short skirt without flashing someone*
bbf2: (he actually said this!) Move! Move a lot!
Larissa: *starts to thwap bbf2, then realizes if he's on the floor, he can see up her skirt even more* Oh.... Just shut up.
(We were talking 'bout how cool Ash is, ya know, blah blah, mush mush)
Larissa: If Ash were a real person, I'd have more of a chance with him than all of you 'cause he's just my age!
Hahahahahahaha!!!
(Halloween costumes)
SR: I put off getting my costume untill the last minute and now I have to be *small voice* a butterfly.
Larissa: I'm a nurse on an M&M addiciton.
bbf2: I'm a guy who chases away all the little kids, then eats the candy he was supposed to give the kids.
Larissa: *gasp* It's Indiana Oak! OH MY GOSH! GET THE CAMERA!
Gary: *fan club cheers* I guess they're right.
Larissa: I guess all of you are morons.
Brock:The Viridan City Jenny wears her skirt shorter than the other Jennies!
Larissa: That must be your favorite one, huh?
-From various things submitted by Larissa ^_^.
In the effort to make original, fancy Pokemon that are different from the first 151, they resort to bright colours, weird things growing out of them, and all sorts of other ridiculous miscellany.
Yeah, like the new starter grass Pokemon that looks like a skittle with a leaf stuck to the top.
-Myself and Stephen
It makes me giggle every time it says, "Ash turned on the PC." Yes, I am pathetically immature.
Yay for I.
-Venus
It strikes me that that "Ash turned on the PC" can mean one of three things:
Its intended meaning - Ash activated the PC;
Your meaning - Ash aroused the PC;
A third meaning - Ash attacked the PC.
-Stephen
Ash's mother is strange. How come she only suspected that Mr. Mime wasn't Ash when she saw its table manners? Surely a mother should know her son better than that? Mind you, he has been away for a year, and she's probably too preoccupied with Professor Oak to think about Ash much *gets thwapped*
I think Mrs. Ketchum is a better Pokemon trainer than her son. She's had Mr. Mime for less than a day, and it's already helping her in the kitchen. However, Ash has had Charizard for months and still can't control it. Ash's mother would clean up in the Pokemon league.
Ash: "Charizard, fire spin!"
[Charizard falls asleep]
Ash's mother: "Mr. Mime: housework, now!"
[Mr. Mime cleans the ornaments, makes the beds, vacuums the floor and then belts Charizard around the head with a
broom]
-Stephen
I mean, what on EARTH is Oak's criteria for telling you when it is or isn't a good time to use it?
I suspect that it went something like this:
1/ The game programmers decided that a move to get the player out of a building or cave would be a good idea;
2/ The programmers realized that the user would have to be prevented from using it at other times;
3/ The programmers, devoid of inspiration (and working overtime on a Friday evening), re-used the standard Oak "you can't
do that" phrase.
I think that Dig should work outside of caves; it would behave like Teleport in that respect. Why doesn't Teleport work in caves?
How does Oak see what Ash is doing all the time, and then contact him to tell him off? I assume that Ash, being a Japanese kid, has at least five mobile phones. That explains the contacting part, but not the part about Oak being able to monitor Ash. Maybe he has spies everywhere.
I think that Ash's phone should go off at other points in the game:
In Cerulean gym: "Ash! Take your eyes off Misty and challenge her already!" During battles wish Gary: "Oh, hi Ash! Could you say hello to my grandson for me? I've forgotten his phone number..."
Assuming my Arbok COULD dig through tiles and bricks, HOW DOES IT DIG THROUGH ELEVEN FLOORS OF THEM?!
You mean that your Arbok doesn't have the latest Silph "Ekans/Arbok Pneumatic Drill Tail Attachment"? (100,000 credits from all good Pokemon Marts).
-Stephen, in response to me
When Ash and co. are in the teashop, looking at a map, their map seems to be a map of the world. That must be one detailed world map :-)
-Stephen
The European release will probably be some time in the mid-22nd century.
-Stephen, on Pokemon Yellow
Stephen: Arcanine used Leer *giggle*
Using the Water Stone on Shelder evolves it into Cloyster;
using the Moon Stone on Clefairy evolves it into Clefable;
using a frying pan on Togepi evolves it into an omelette.
-Stephen ("Waiter! One Togepi Spanish omelette, please!")
7) If you could combine two Pokemon to create a new one, which two would you combine, and what would your new one be?
Togepi and MissingN0. Then I'd fix whatever computer error created MissingN0 in the first place.
-Stephen, responding to a poll
HOW TO GET TOGEPI: Switch off your Game Boy and remove the cartridge. Break an egg into a cup and whisk it until it's as smooth as you can get it. Pour the whisked egg into the Game Boy's cartridge slot. Replace the Pokemon cart and power on. Restart your saved game. One of your Pokemon will have been replaced with Togepi.
-Stephen (that's no more ridiculous than some of the "cheats" I've seen)
