These interviews were written by the Angus sisters, posted on the Team Rocket HQ message boards and used with permission from Gypsy. E-mail her with feedback. ^_^.
Interview #1 - Team Rocket
(Sisters Gypsy Layla and Nikita Angus interview Team Rocket. The interview
has not started yet, because they're waiting for Gypsy Layla.)
Meowth: Can we almost get this started yet?
Nikita: We have to wait for my sister!
(Everyone sighs, annoyed. Gypsy Layla runs in, pulling on her vest and spilling
her coffee.)
Nikita: There she is!
Gypsy: Sorry! Sorry! Slept in!
Jessie: Finally!
(Gypsy sits down, crosses her legs, and sips her coffee.)
Gypsy: okay, let's roll. Nikita, I believe you have the first question...
Nikita: Yes...so...um...how are you?
(blank pause)
James: Uh, okay, I guess.
Jessie: Yeah, fine.
Meowth: That was an odd question.
Nikita: No it was a good question!
Gypsy: MOVING ON...
Meowth: This is pointless already.
Nikita: Now you go Gypsy.
Gypsy: (sighs) Okay. So... how do you all like being members of Team Rocket?
Jessie: It's ...violent.
James: Very violent.
Jessie: And it would be nice if we won once in a while.
Meowth:No thanks to you two air-heads!
Jessie: Shut up you little furball! (Whacks him.)
Meowth: Hey! (Scratches her)
Jessie: My face! Why you little- (James grabs her arm, preventing further
disaster)
Gypsy: Dear god, we've caught them on a bad day...
Nikita: My turn! My turn! Okay... Jessie, James, how old are you really? I've
heard 21,17,18,& 12.
Jessie: Not 12!
James: Certainly not!
Nikita: So how old?
James: (Foling his arms, & smiling cooly) Guess.
Nikita: Oh, I hate guessing games. Umm... 17? Thats how old Gypsy is.
Gypsy:Hey! Now I've been exposed!
Nikita: Ha ha!
Gypsy:Why you obnoxious littl-
Nikita: You have black lipstick on your teeth.
Gypsy: Really? (Rubs her teeth) Better?
Nikita: Yeah.
Gypsy: Thanks. (sips her coffee) Okay, Jams, next question...
James: Fire away.
Gypsy: Are you being held prisoner by your closet?
James: WHAT? Is this question refering to my sexuality?
Gypsy: Whoo, it wasn't meant like that when I asked it, but now that you
mention it-
James: Okay, the buck stops here!
Gypsy: I apologize.
Nikita: (sarcastic) Great question, Gypsy.
Gypsy: Shut up, Niki.
Nikita: Jessie, my next question is for you.
Jessie: It better not be bout my sexuality...
Nikita:I wanna know what shampoo you use!
Jessie: Ah, you noticed how glossy my hair is?
Nikita: Yeah, and I think it maybe seeping into your brain.
Jessie: WHAT?
Nikita: Just kidding. But seriously... how you get your hair like that!
Jessie: (smiling, adjusts her hair) You like?
Nikita: Yeah! How ever did you do that?
Jessie: The secret is hairspray. Lots of hairspray.
Nikita: Do you, like, stuff any socks in there?
Jessie:What?
Nikita: Well if theres no socks in there you must have awfully thick hair!
Jessie: My hair is all natural! No socks!
Gypsy: What about in your bra? Are there any socks in your bra? (James and
Meowth burst out laughing)
Jessie: I've never been so insulted!
Nikita:GYPSY!
Gypsy: Well she's awfully well endowed, don't you think?(James and Meowth sit
there and giggle)
Nikita: Moron.
Gypsy: Okay, my question. What is your opinion on...Metallica?
Jessie: Metallica?
James and Meowth are still giggling)
Nikita: Boys. Go figure.
James: (wiping away a tear from laughing so hard) Metallica is okay.
Jessie: I think their music is loud and annoying, and this interview is ridiculous!
Meowth: I like metallica! "E-e-exit light... E-e-enter ni-ight..."
Jessie: Do us all a favor-
James:-Don't sing
Jessie: You couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.
Meowth:Hmph! Some people don't recognize great art in progress!
James: (holding up his rose) You are talking to the WRONG people, Meowth!...
Gypsy: Oh, what a pretty rose! (James looks at the rose, looks up at
Gypsy, then smiling, gives her the rose)
Gypsy: (taking the rose and practically melting) Ohhh! How beautiful!
James: Though hardly as beautiful as the recipiant. (Gypsy giggles stupidly then
fasions the rose into her hair, securing it with a clip)
Gypsy: How sweet of you! Come back to my place later, I'll thank you in
private!(winks at him. Jessie shoots James "a look".)
James seeing the look that Jessie have him) What?
Jessie: Nevermind.
James: What??
Jessie: We'll talk later. (Nikita touches the rose in Gypsy's hair, Gypsy smacks
her hand away)
Nikita: So-
Jessie: AUGH!!!
Everyone: WHAT?
Jessie: I lost an earring!
Nikita: Uh-oh!
Gypsy: Everyone search the ground for a green earring!(Everyone searches the
ground)
Meowth: (holds it up)Found it!
Jessie: Thank you!(puts it back into her ear)
Nikita: Now that this crisis is under control... So, Meowth... Why are you such
an obnoxious little *******?(Jessie and James burst out laughing)
Meowth: Hey! I am not a little *******! And I talk a lot because I can! How
many pokemon can YOU name that speak English?
Nikita: Ah, touche!
Gypsy: Okay, I've got a really GOOD question!...
Jessie: I'm sure you do...
Gypsy: If you guys want Pikachu so bad, why don't you just take a big knife
and decapitate Ash? Bag the Pikachu and roll, man! (Nikita bursts out laughing)
James: WHAT??
Jessie: Decapitate him??
Nikita: (sill laughing) Throw a brick at 'im, knock him unconscience!
Gypsy: Just, like, run up and waylay 'im! then no one can stop you!
Meowth: What about Brock and Misty?
Nikita: Kill them too!
Gypsy: Steal their Pokemon!
Jessie: That's ridiculous!
James: We may be evil, but we're not murderers!
Gypsy: Why not? It's sure to work!
Nikita: Just how badly do you want Pikachu?
Jessie: Not bad enought to kill!
James: Or even maim! It's just not us!
Gypsy: Why? You chicken?
Team Rocket: NO!!
Gypsy: We'll do it for you, if you want!
Nikita: We'll dump the bodies in the river!
Jessie: NO! No killing!
Meowth: Actually, it's a thought...(Jessie and James whomp him)
Meowth: OW! Hey! It could work!
James: Are you sure you want to be talking about this considering the amount
of people tht are going to be reading this interview?(Nikita and Gypsy exchange
uneasy glances)
Gypsy:: Moving on... The final question is for James.
Jessie: Final question? Thank GOD...
Gypsy: James... Would you like a massage?
Jessie: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!
(end)
Interview #2 - Ash, Brock, Misty
(Sisters Gypsy Layla and Nikita Angus are interviewing Ash, Brock, and Misty.
Gypsy Layla and Nikita are sitting in a room waiting for them. Nikita is
putting on make-up.)
Gypsy: Niki, if you put on any more make-up we'll never find your face again!
Nikita: I can't help it! Brock is gonna be here! I'm nervous!
Gypsy: Relax! You have nothing to worry about. Brock would like you if you
were bald with three eyes.
(The door opens and the interveiwes enter)
Nikita: Here they come! How do I look?
Gypsy: Welcome, everyone! Please, sit down!
Ash: Could we make this quick? I've got another interview in 20 minutes.
Brock: And I've got a date!
Misty: Yeah, a date with a nudey magazine.
Brock: Shut up, Misty.
Gypsy: Allright, then, lets get this started.
Nikita: I go first!
Gypsy: I thought I went first this time.
Nikita: Please??
Gypsy: Oh, allright.
Nikita: My question is for Brock. Do you think I'm hot?
Brock: (blushes) I think you're both really sexy!
(Gypsy and Nikita giggle)
Gypsy: ...And what could be better than sisters!...
Misty: Oh, you don't even have to ASK that. You KNOW he does.
Nikita: Yeah, but I just wanted to hear him say it.
Gypsy: Say, Ash, wheres your famous Pikachu?
Ash: Hiding in my backpack. We had a confrontation with Team Rocket
outside and I didn't have time to deal with them.
Nikita: (backslaps Gypsy) I told you not to schedual the interviews one right
after the other!
Gypsy: (shoves Nikita) I do what I want! Lay off!
(Pikachu pops out of Ash's backpack)
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Gypsy and Nikita: LOOK HOW CUTE!!!!
Pikachu: (frightened of the Angus sisters) Pikachu!!
(Gypsy squeezes Pikachu)
Gypsy: Oh, you are SO adorable, I could just eat you up!
(ZAPP!!!! Gypsy gets electecuted)
Gypsy: Ow...
Pikachu: Pikachu!
(Hops onto Ash's lap. Nikita is laughing herself braindead.)
Brock: Are you okay?
Gypsy: Thats a pain thats gonna linger...
Ash: Thats why you don't attack Pikachu like that.
Misty: Not very smart at all.
Gypsy: So I gather.
Nikita: (still laughing) I'll buy that thing from you, Ash!
Pikachu: Kachu.
Gypsy and Nikita: God bless you.
Pikachu: Chu?
Nikita: On with the questions!
Gypsy: So, Misty... I understand you have 3 sisters...
Misty: What about them?
Gypsy: Niki and I have six sisters. And eight brothers.
Nikita: And only three gaurdians between us but God only knows how many
people out there are our biological parents.
Gypsy: Anyhow, one of our sisters is a lesbian and she wants your sisters'
phone numbers.
Misty: She wants WHAT?
Nikita: Come on! It won't hurt you, and you'd be doing Tasha a big favor!
Gypsy: Shes gone to all their shows just to see them in swimsuits!
Nikita: She's even won a Cascade badge with our brother's Vileplume, and she
could care less about Pokémon.
Misty: Stop it! This is really weird! All my sisters are straight to my
knowledge!
(Ash is making a disgusted face and Brock is giggling uncontrolably)
Misty: (to Brock) Stop that insane giggling! Lesbians probably turn you on!
Ash: Change the freakin' subject, quick!
Nikita: Fine. We'll catch you after the interview, Misty.
Misty: Cripes!
Gypsy: So, Ash...
Ash: I don't have any sisters!
Gypsy: Thats not it! Our question is how come you allways use Bulbasaur
lately and never Pidgeyotto?
Ash: Well, geez, I dunno... I guess the situation never calls for
Pidgeyotto.
Nikita: When do you think it will?
Ash: I don't know! Theese are hypothetical questions, I can't answer them!
Gypsy: Sure you can, just make something up.
Nikita: Fine, we'll let you off. This time.
Gypsy: Say, Misty, did you know that "Mist" in Spanish is "Neblina"?
Misty: Really? How pretty!
Ash: (starts laughing) So can we call you "Neblina" now?
Misty: Hell no! It sounds like a character from a Nickelodeon show.
Gypsy: Hey, yeah!
Nikita: I have a question for Brock now.
Brock: Fire away.
Nikita: What are you doing this evening?
Brock: (dashing smile) Are you inviting me out, Nikita?
Nikita: Dinner and a movie, perhaps?
Brock: I'll pick you up at seven.
Nikita: Woo hoo! In your face, Gypsy! You're not the only one who can get a
date!
Gypsy: I never said I was!
Brock: Who's she seeing?
Gypsy: James! (sighs) I have a date with James, hee hee!
Brock: Double date!
Nikita: Better yet, orgy!
Gypsy: I don't THINK so! Tonight it's gonna be just me and James!
Pikachu: Pikachu, pika pika pikachu chu ka pikachu!
Gypsy: What the hell did he just say?
Ash: He said that James is evil and he'll probably try to violate you.
Gypsy: Ooh, I certainly hope so!
Brock: What IS this thing girls have with James? What's he got that I ain't
got?
Gypsy: How about eyes.
Brock: I HAVE EYES!
Gypsy: And I bet if you opened them you'd see better.
Nikita: Be nice to him! He's my date tonight!
(Brock grins)
Gypsy: Be forwarned, Brock, if you look at another girl while you're out
with my little sister she'll rip your squinty eyes out of your head and shove
them down your pants where your brains are.
Brock: HEY!
(Misty burts out laughing)
Gypsy: Come to think of it, how come you fall for every girl you see but you
never fell for Jessie or Misty?
Brock: I dunno, I guess the writers figured I'd be seeing to much of them.
Gyspy: How come you never fell for any of Misty's sisters?
Brock: Family resemblance.
Misty: And thank the stars for that.
Nikita: Right, Misty's probably going out with Ash.
Misty and Ash: NO!!!!!
Nikita: Come on! We know you two get it on whenever you're alone!
Misty and Ash: THATS NOT TRUE!!
Gypsy: Yeah, maybe thats the stuff she does with Brock:
Misty and Brock: NO!!!
Gypsy: Or maybe she's a little whore and she gets it on with everyone!
Misty: This is insulting! I don't have to take this! I'm leaving!
(Misty exits)
Ash: Uh-oh. You've really pissed her off now.
Gypsy: Good riddance. She was PMSing anyhow.
Nikita: Can't even take a joke.
Ash: PMSing?
Gypsy: It's a woman thing.
Brock: That didn't sound like joking, that was pretty insulting.
Gypsy: What, you gonna leave now too?
Brock: Maybe I will!
Gypsy: Fine! Goodbye!
Brock: Goodbye!
(He storms out. Then he re-enters.)
Brock: See you at seven, Nikita.
Nikita: Looking forward to it!
(He re-exits.)
Nikita: Well, Ash, you're the only one my sister hasn't insulted away.
Gypsy: Yet.
Ash: Um, maybe I should go...
Gypsy: Nonesence! It'll be fine.
Nikita: We don't bite.
Gypsy: We'll try not to insult you TOO badly.
Nikita: Besides, you don't need to be hanging around with them every minute
of the day.
Ash: Well... okay.
Gypsy: So... does Team Rocket frighten you?
Ash: Not for an instant!
Gyspy: (raises an eyebrow) Is that so?...
Ash: (suspicious) Yes... thats is so...
Nikita: What if they came at you with a gun?
Ash: A gun?!
Gyspy: Or an ax? Would you be scared of an ax?
Ash: Well, I don't-
Nikita: What if one day Team Rocket got tired and decided to just waylay you
and grab Pikachu?
Pikachu: (frightened) Pika!
Ash: Why are you asking me this?
Gypsy: You'd be scared then, wouldn't you?
Nikita: Think it'll ever happen?
Gypsy: Anythings possible...
Nikita: ...don't be surprised!
Ash: You guys are freaking me out!
(Ash exits followed closely by Pikachu leaving the Angus sisters alone)
Nikita: Well, Gyspy, it looks like we've chased all our interviews out.
Gypsy: All right! (high-fives Nikita)
Interview #3 - Gary and cheerleaders
(Sisters Gypsy Layla and Nikita Angus interview Gary Oak and his fanclub.)
Gypsy: It's three o'clock. They should be here soon.
Nikita: And what about Jane?
Gypsy: You know Jane!
Nikita: You're right, we should expect her, oh, three thirty.
(The door slams open and Gary enters)
Gary: Cue the trumpets, I have arrived!
Fanclub: Gary, Gary, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one can!
Nikita: It's gonna be a LOOONG night.
Gary: I see the word of my fame spreads quickly if I'm allready being
schedualed for interviews!
Gypsy: Don't flatter yourself, we schedualed Ash Ketchum first.
Gary: Yeah, well... he was probably easier to contact, slow as he is.
Nikita: Whatever. Allright, this time Gypsy gets first question. You're on,
Girl.
Gypsy: Thanks, Sis. Okay, Gary... I believe one of the questions on
everyone's mind is what the Hell kind of pokémon DO you have?
Gary: A good trainer doesn't brag about his pokémon.
Nikita: Cut the crap, Oak, spill your guts or we'll spill them for you.
Fanclub: Eww!
Gary: Well, so far I've caught over 70 pokémon, YOU figure it out!
Gypsy: Do you have anything rare?
Gary: Maybe.
Nikita: Tell us or we'll slash you.
Gary: If I were tell you I have rare pokémon, that leaves me an open target
for any thief reading this interview!
One cheerleader (letter 'D'): Or giving this interview.
(Gypsy and Nikita shoot 'D' an evil look)
Gypsy: okay, Gary, WHAT'S with the girls?
Gary: Just a couple FANS I picked up along the way!
Fanclub: Gary, oh! Gary, oh! he pulls through when others don't!
Nikita: Do you girls have no lives or something?
Fanclub: (looking at each other uneasily) um...
Gypsy: How much are you being paid for this?
Gary: I DON'T pay them!
Cheerleader 'A': Five dollars a day.
Gary: AUGHH!!! You swore you'd never tell!!
'B': We lied.
Gary: Well that just great, now my secrets out!
Nikita: Can't you poor kids do any better?
Gypsy: There are many available positions in, say, the fastfood industry.
Fanclub: We LIKE our job!
Nikita: That figures, they're all about as smart as a sack of batteries.
Gypsy: Ditzy bleach-blonde airheads.
Cheerleader 'D': Um, excuse me, I have an I.Q. of 190.
Nikita: 190!!?? What the Hell are you doing with Gary??
'D': Well, he told me I had a pretty face and asked if I wanted to make
five dollars a day.
Gypsy: She may be intelligent but she's not very smart.
Nikita: He's TEN!!! With your I.Q., you can do a HELL of a lot better than a
ten year old!
'D': There were other girls, and I wanted to meet new people.
Nikita: And whad'ya know, mission accomplished! Time to move on with your
life!
Gary: HEY! Don't give her any ideas!
'D': You know, you're right! Gary Oak, you can take this job and stick it
up your ass! I'm leaving!
Gary: Wait, Diane, come back!
Nikita: You go, Girl!
Gypsy: We wish you the best of luck!
Gary: I can't believe she did that!
'B': You know, Diane's right! We don't need this job!
Rest of the fanclub: Yeah!
Gary: NO! Don't go!!
Fanclub: Goodbye, Gary!
(Everyone walks out and slams the door behind them)
Gary: I don't believe it! You started a mutiny among my fanclub!
Nikita: They deserve better.
Gary: BUT YOU MADE THEM QUIT!!!!
Gypsy: You're a POKéMON TRAINER!!! You don't NEED a fanclub, just pokémon!
Gary: Aoh! Now who's gonna praise me?... (looks at the Angus sisters and
notices that they're cute) Hey... how would you like to make five dollars a
day?
Gypsy: Save your breath, Oak, we're smarter than you think.
Nikita: So are your former cheerleaders.
(The door opens and a girl with thick, short purple hair and circus-tent
sized wideleg jeans enters)
Jane: Hey, theres a bunch of girls out there discussing job applications,
are they supposed to be there?
Nikita: Gary, meet our sister and guest interviewer, Jane! Jane, Gary.
Gary: How would you like to make five dollars a day?
Gypsy: Say no!
Jane: Hey, I know you! I was there when you battled my brother Jeff!
Gary: Did he have an Onix?
Nikita: That'd be Jeff.
Gary: Yeah, I remember him! I whomped his ass!
Gypsy: Sure, brag about it.
Jane: Well, you girls know how Jeff is about losing...
Nikita: Yes, soon our worries shall come to an end.
Gary: Why?
Nikita: Hmm? Oh, Jeff's gonna kill you.
Gary: WHAT?!
Gypsy: Jeffrey hates to lose, hes going to seek vengance on you.
Gary: He is not! Prove it! You're lying! I don't believe you!
Jane: Fine, don't believe us. But don't come whining when Jeff chops off
your arms and legs.
Nikita: That is, if you're ABLE to come whining.
(The Angus sisters laugh. Gary shifts uncomfortably.)
Jane: Now, Gary... he's something I've allways wondered. Do you have an
unfair advantage over the other trainers from Pallet beacuse Professer Oak is
your grandfather?
Gary: Just because he's my grandfather doesn't mean i get special treatment!
Gypsy: Yeah... "sure".
Gary: I'm serious!
Nikita: We believe you.
Gary: You do not!
Jane: We sure don't.
Gary: Fine! Maybe... a little. But not enough to raise a controversy!
Gypsy: Okay. Just "a little".
Gary: REALLY!
Jane: Whatever you say.
Gary: STOP IT! I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!!
Nikita: You sure are.
Gary: RRRRG, I AM THE GRAETEST POKéMON TRAINER EVER!!!! I do NOT get
special treatmeant and I don't have to take this abuse!
Gypsy: The greatest ever, huh? Now, thats odd, because I though Ash was the
greatest.
Gary: ASH KETCHUM??!! The graetest Pokémon trainer ever? HAH!! That'd be
the day! Ash couldn't catch a cold!
Jane: What do you have against Ash? Didn't you used to be friends?
Gary: I have nothing against Ash, I just think he's a loser.
Nikita: Amen to that!
Gary: Oh, you agree with me?
Nikita: Damn straight I do! Did you know that he barely has over ten pokémon?
Gary: Does he really? HAH! I allways knew he'd never make it!
Nikita: He'll wind up working at McDonald's 'till he's thirty! "You want
fries with that?"
(Gary and Nikita laugh)
Gypsy: Niki! You know thats not how we operate!
Nikita: What?
Gypsy: Getting along with the interviews!
Nikita: Unless they're cute.
Gypsy: Unless they're cute.
Nikita: Right. Sorry, Gyps. Sorry, Gary.
Gary: No problems here.
Jane: I'VE GOT IT!!
Gypsy and Nikita: Got what??
Jane: i know why he thinks Ash is a loser!
Gary: Why do I think Ash is a loser? Beacuse he is?
Jane: No! Because you feel threatened by him!
Gary: WHAT? Me? Threatened by Loser-boy Ash Ketchum? You gotta be kidding!
Gypsy: Hey, yeah! You put him down to make him feel like a loser because
you're afraid he'll be a better trainer than you!
Nikita: And thats why you hired the cheerleaders!
Jane: To make yourself seem like a better trainer!
Angus sisters: THATS IT!
Gary: THATS NOT TRUE!!! Ash Ketchum will NEVER be a better trainer than me,
or anyone!! ESPECIALLY me! I am in NO WAY threatened by him!
Gypsy: Liar.
Nikita: Liar.
Jane: Liar.
Gary: I'M NOT LYING!!!
(Jane looks at her watch)
Jane: Shoot, I gotta go. Time for work.
Gypsy: Oh, yeah, can't be late for Wal-Mart.
Jane: Hey, you might sit around all day interviewing people, but I've got a
REAL job! Somebody has to be the manager of the food court!
Nikita: Well good luck to you, Jane, and thanks for stopping by!
Gypsy: Call you later, Sis! We'll go to the mall and look for sexy guys at
Hot Topic!
Jane: YEAH! Bye, girls! Bye, Gary!
gary: And I'm not lying!
(Jane leaves)
Jane's voice from outside: Are you girls still here? Get a job!
Nikita: Well, Gary, it looks like it's just us again.
Gary: Either way, I'm outnumbered...
Nikita: ...And have we got an offer for you!
Gary: An offer?...
Nikita: Thats right, Gary Oak! Now, we know you're afraid of Ash...
Gary: I'm NOT!
Nikita: ...but we can put your fears to rest! So today, in a
once-in-a-lifetime offer, we will KILL Ash Ketchum!
Gary: WHAT?!
Gypsy: That is correct, Nikita! Think of it, Oak! No more sleepless nights
wondering if you really are the trainer you present yourself to be! We know
you've thought about it before, and we know you'd never do it yourself, but
my sister and I will enthusiastically do it for you!
Gary: I don't belive it! You're suggesting you OFF Ash Ketchum at my okay?
Nikita: Hell, we'd do it without your okay!
Gypsy: It'll be great! We'll plunge a dagger into his heart while he sleeps!
Nikita: Then we'll wrap him up in his bedsheets and throw his corpse off a
bridge!
Gary: You guys are psychotic and weird!! I'm outta here!
Gypsy: HOLD IT!
Gary: Why?...
Gypsy: I wanna show you something...
Gary: (uneasy) W-what?
(Gypsy gets up from her seat and takes a shotgun out from behind her chair.
She locks it and points it directly at Gary's head.)
Gary: AAUUGGHHH!!!
Gypsy: This shotgun is locked, loaded, the safety is off, and pointed at
you, Oak.
Gary: Wh-w-what are you going to do?..
Gypsy: You ever wonder what it'd e like to get shot? Imagine. The bullet
would go right through your brain and you wouldn't even feel it. you'd be
dead before you knew what happened.
Gary: D-d-did you schedual this interview just to k-k-kill me?
Nikita: Maybe we did. Maybe we didn't.
Gypsy: Maybe it's a mystery.
Nikita: Maybe it will remain a mystery.
Gypsy: Forever.
(Gary swallows his breath with a "gulp")
Gypsy: You ever what it's like to die, Oak?
Gary: Are you THREATENING me?
Gypsy: Could be. Could be I just like the gun. Could be I just like to scare
people. Or it could be i really intend to kill you.
Nikita: Ever seen an angel, Gary? Ever talked to God? ...Ever WANTED to?
Gary: You guys are SICK! Your whole family is SICK! I'm leaving NOW!
Gypsy: Niki, lock the door.
(Gary falls out of his chair and bolts to the door, running and slamming the
door behind him. Gypsy lowers the shotgun.)
Nikita: YEAH, WELL, SAME TO YOU, JACKASS!!
Gypsy: SUCCESS!
Nikita: We are SO good! Angus sisters eight... interviews zero!
Gypsy: (laughs) I love being twisted! Who's next?...
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