Interview #4 - Joy and Jenny
(Sisters Gypay Layla and Nikita Angus interview Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy.
Everyone is in the interview room but Jenny. All is silent as the Angus
sisters sip their coffee.)
Nurse Joy: So... How are you?
(Gypsy slams down her coffee)
Gypsy: Look, Joy, lets get this straight right away... the only reason
you're here is so that people don't say "now interview Nurse Joy". Frankly,
we have nothing to say to you.
Nikita: So you be a good girl, and just sit there with your mouth shut untill
we tell you to do something. Okay?
Joy: Um, okay...
Nikita: Mouth shut.
Joy: Sorry.
(Officer Jenny (the one from the police growlithe episode) enters the
interview room.)
Jenny: I'm here!
Gypsy: Were you followed?
Jenny: Uh, no...
Gypsy: Good. Welcome to the Angus Sister Interviews! I am Gypsy Layla, and
this is Nikita!
Jenny: Nice to meet you, Gypsy and Nikita! Hey there, Joy!
Joy: Hi, Jenny!
Nikita: Mouth shut.
Joy: Sorry.
Gypsy: (sudden panic) I smell a growlithe. You didn't BRING any, did you?
Jenny: Thats probably my clothes. You told me not to bring growlithe.
Gypsy: And I meant it.
Jenny: But why?
Gypsy: Oh... lets just say things get complicated.
Nikita: And we don't want any barking dogs around getting in the way.
Jenny: Why do I suddenly have this feeling that I should have brought
Growlithe with me after all?...
Gypsy and Nikita: (shug) I'unno.
Jenny: Hmm...
Nikita: Oh, Jenny, do you have Team Rocket's megaphone with you? The one they
used to impersonate you?
Jenny: Yeah, right here. (She takes it out and Nikita snatches it)
Nikita: Sweet! (talks in James' voice) I'm James from Team Rocket!
(Gypsy burts out laughing)
Nikita: (James' voice) Gypsy, you're such a hottie, I want you so bad!
Gypsy: (still laughing) Let me see that thing!
(takes it and tunes it into Jessie's voice)
Gypsy: (Jessie's voice) James, you bastard! How could you date that evil
slut?
Nikita: Gypsy, you just dissed yourself.
Gypsy: I'm not Gypsy now, I'm Jessie.
(Nikita takes the megaphone)
Nikita: (James' voice) But Jessie I love her!
Gypsy: Oh, I'm so touched!
(Gypsy snatches the megaphone)
Gypsy: (Ash's voice) You sisters are weird and eerie! Please don't kill me!
I'm too young to die! (Gypsy's voice) but you deserve to die you little punk!
(Ash's voice) No I don't! I'm... DUH... the greatest pokémon trainer in the
world! (Gypsy's voice again) We'll kill you! We'll kill you! (Ash's voice
again) AUUUGGHHH!!!! THE KNIFE IS GOING THROUGH MY HEART!
Jenny: Okay, I think thats enough of that!
Nikita: No, wait, it's my turn now!
(Nikita snatches the megaphone from Gypsy)
Nikita: (Brock's voice) Nikita! I love you! Um... Yeah! (Nikita's voice) Oh,
Brock, I love you too! You can't leave the show! (Brock's voice) But I must!
You will allways be in my thoughts! (Nikita's voice) But what about that slut
scientist you're staying with? If you touch her I'll rip your throat out and
feed it to DOGS!
Gypsy: Um, Niki, I think we're getting a little too literal now.
Nikita: (Brock's voice) Hmm? Oh, sorry.
(Hands the megaphone back to Jenny)
Jenny: That was weird.
Nikita: We're weird.
Gypsy: So, Jenny, what were you thinking when Team Rocket impersonated you
to steal your growlithe?
Jenny: I was horror-stricken!
Gypsy: Did it have anything to do with the fact that, dressed up, James is
allmost more womanly than you are?
Jenny: What? No! It's because-
Nikita: That guy's got a figure I don't even have!
Gypsy: And great legs!
Nikita: I can't even get my legs that smooth!
Gypsy: Why, Niki, are you JEALOUS of James' stunning beauty?
Nikita: NO!
Gypsy: Come on, admit it!
Nikita: I'm NOT!
Gypsy: Pfft! Liar.
Nikita: Hmph!
Joy: Um, if it helps, I don't think James is a better looking girl than
you.
Nikita: Mouth shut.
Joy: Sorry.
Jenny: Why'd you tell her that?
Joy: Because-
Nikita: JOY!
Joy: I'm sorry.
Gypsy: Because Joy is just background today. We have nothing to say to her,
therefore, she has nothing to say to us.
Joy: (mumbles) I should've stayed home.
Jenny: Well, thats not very nice! What if one day you came to her with a
sick pokémon and she was rude to YOU?
Nikita: Not gonna happen.
Gypsy: Nope. We have any pokémon.
Nikita: Don't care for them. The whole "pokémon trainer" thing is bullshit.
Gypsy: And we really just don't care for animals.
Jenny: Where do you heartless freaks get your joy in life?
Joy: Say "happiness".
Jenny: -get your happiness in life?
Nikita: (evily) We cause pain and misery!
Gypsy: (also evily) We thrive off fear and suffering!
Nikita: We also schedual interviews!
Gypsy: I love this job!
Jenny: Well... just keep it clean with me, or I'll have you arrested.
Joy: (under her breath) And don't count on ME to bail you out...
(Gypsy and Nikita glare at Joy)
Jenny: While we're on the subject of interviews, I have some questions for
you two...
Gypsy: (quick to respond) Everything you've heard is a lie.
Nikita: I swear to God, we didn't kill that boy. We didn't even KNOW him.
Gypsy: All we did was ask him for directions. It's not our fault he
disapeared.
Nikita: Cross our hearts.
Jenny: What? What are you talking about? I was gonna ask you about your hair!
Nikita: Oh... okay.
Gypsy: Forget everything you've just heard.
(Gypsy and Nikita laugh nervously)
Nikita: So... what about our hair?
Jenny: I was gonna ask what colour it is.
Gypsy: Well, what colour does it look like?
Jenny: You both have black AND purple hair!
Gypsy: Well there you have it then.
Jenny: But what are your NATURAL colours?
Nikita: Maybe these ARE our natural colours.
Jenny: Nobody's hair is naturally black AND purple!
Gypsy: Ours could be.
Jenny: WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR HAIR?!?! BLACK? PURPLE? OTHER?!
Nikita: Only our hairdresser knows.
Jenny: Well whos your hairdresser?
Gypsy: Our big sister Tasha.
Jenny: What colour is her hair?
Gypsy: Black.
Jenny: So maybe your hair is naturally black like your sister's.
Nikita: Or maybe it's naturally purple, like our other sister Jane's.
Gypsy: Or naturally blonde like our brother Mike.
Nikita: Naturally green like Jack's.
Gypsy: Brown like Will's.
Nikita: Red like A.J.'s.
Jenny: What kind of a family IS this?!
Gypsy: A very large and complicated one.
Nikita: To keep things simple, all the half-bred offspring adopted ONE last
name!
Gypsy: Angus is a silly name, though. Type of cow.
Nikita: I should have kept my former name.
Gypsy: Nikita Brown?
Nikita: Hmm... you're right, Angus is better.
Joy: What was your last name, Gypsy?
Nikita: Mouth shut.
Joy: Sorry.
Gypsy: Out of sixteen or more known children, I am one of the few, the
proud, the NATURAL Angus's!
Nikita: Her, Jay, and Tasha.
Jenny: GOD, what a messed up family!
Gypsy and Nikita: Tell me about it.
Gypsy: All this talk about our family reminded me of something...
Nikita: What?
Gypsy: Aren't Jeff and A.J. stopping by this interview?
Nikita: Oh yeah! (thinks for a moment) Gypsy, do you think it's wise to let
our little family "crime syndicate" help us interview a cop?
Gypsy: Don't worry. I'm sure they'll behave themselves in front of the law.
Nikita: They're only children.
Gypsy: We'll make them understand.
(Theres a knock on the door)
Gypsy: Speak of the devil.
Nikita: Who is it?
Little girl's voice outside: It's Barney! Let us in!
Gypsy: It's safe. Open the door.
(Nikita opens the door and their 14 year old brother Jeff and 9 year old
sister A.J. enter)
Gypsy: Jenny, I'd like you to meet our sister A.J....
A.J. Hello!
Jenny: Well hello, A.J.! You're a cute little girl, huh?
A.J.: It's a disguise!
Jenny: A disguise? For what?
A.J.: No one suspects the adorable red-headed little girl!
Jenny: Um, why are you wearing a roll of duct tape for a bracelet?...
A.J.: To tie people's wrists to their ankles and muffle their screams!
Jenny: Um...
Nikita: Eh, A.J., thats enough now.
Gypsy: This is our brother Jeff.
Jeff: Echanté, madamoiselle!
Jenny: Riiiight...
Jeff: You're the Jenny with all the growlithe. You're even prettier than
I've heard!
Jenny: Um, your brother...
Nikita: He likes older women.
Jenny: Just what I need...
(Jeff grins and flickers his eyebrows)
A.J.: Hey! Who's that pink haired lady?
Gypsy: Hm? Oh, thats Joy. Ignore her.
A.J.: Hi, Joy! I'm Amelia Jane!
Joy: Nice to meet you-
Nikita: HOW many times do we have to tell you, Joy?
Joy: I'm sorry.
Nikita: Don't let it happen again.
Jenny: I wish you'd be nicer to her.
Gypsy: And I wish I had bus fare, but we can't allways get what we want.
Jenny: Look, I'll GIVE you busfare if you'll be nicer to poor Joy!
Gypsy: Nobody BRIBES Gypsy Layla!
Jenny: For cryin' out loud, what did she ever do to you?
Gypsy: Thats not the point! The point is that we told her to be quiet, so
quiet she should remain!
Jeff: Hey! Don't talk to Jenny that way!
Jenny: Well at least HE'S on my side!
Jeff: Say you'll go out with me and I won't leave your side! (dashing smile)
Jenny: For the love of God... Lord grant me the power to survive this
interview.
Nikita: Jeffrey, I've been meaning to ask you... You ever catch up with Gary
Oak?
Jeff: No, but thanks for scaring the fear of god into him for me. Rest
assured, when I get him, I'm going to cut his hands off and put them on my
mantle! (takes out a huge knife)
Gypsy: OH! Jeff, you sure you wanna flash that thing with pigs in here?
Jeff: What? You've flashed weapons during interviews!
Gypsy: (through her teeth) But then there wasn't a COP in the room!
Jenny: WHAT are you doing with that knife?!
Jeff: I NEED this knife! For my job! (points to A.J.) she has weapons too!
A.J.: We're parteners in crime! I get 35%!
Nikita: You're getting screwed.
Jenny: You're under 18 and you're getting PAID to KILL people?!?
Jeff: Oh, yeah! It's a great way to make money AND have fun!
Jenny: (takes out her gun and points it at them) You two are under arrest!
Nikita: You can't arrest them you can't PROVE they killed people!
Jenny: They admited it! And they have weapons!
Nikita: That doesn't mean they killed people! They could be bluffing!
Jenny: Thats for the courts to decide!
Gypsy: (Picks up her shotgun from behind her chair) You are NOT arresting
any of my siblings!
(Joy and Jenny gasp)
Gypsy: That sure is a nice gun you've got there, Jenny! How do you like
mine?..
Jenny: Thats it, now you're ALL under arrest! Your whole twisted, soulless
family! Put your hands on top of your heads! ...Where's A.J.?
A.J.: Look! I got her car keys!
Jenny: HEY!
Jeff: Allright, A.J.!
Jenny: (chases A.J. around the interview room) Give those back right now!
A.J.: Gotta catch me first!
Gypsy: Woo! Go, A.J.!
(Jenny trips and falls)
Nikita: HAH! You see? THATS why cops shouldn't wear high heels and
mini-skirts!
Gypsy: Somebody buy that poor girl some long pants and combat boots!
Jenny: (into her walkie-talkie) This is Jenny 414! In need of immediate
backup! Suspects are armed and dangerous!
Gypsy: (Lowers her shotgun) Crap, run! She's calling more pigs in!
A.J.: Lets take her car!
Gypsy and Nikita: I'll drive!
Jenny: We'll see about that!
(Jenny chases the four Angus siblings around the room and our the door.
Meanwhile, Nurse Joy is left sitting alone in the interview room as everyone
leaves.)
Interview #5 - Jessebelle
(The Angus sisters interview James' fiancée Jessebelle. Gypsy is sitting in
her personal chair in the interview room alone. The door opens and Nikita is
pushing Jessebelle in.)
Jessebelle: I'm goin'! I'm goin'! Y'all don't have to push!
Nikita: Sheesh! Slowest interview yet!
Jessebelle: Fasionably late!
Gypsy: Face it, when we have to go out and GET you, it's not fasionable!
Jessebelle: Well I couldn't very well go out lookin' like somethin' the cat
dragged in! I had to put my face on!
Gypsy: This isn't a model shoot, it's an interview! Besides, we're all girls
here! We don't care what you look like!
Jessebelle: Well I have a dinner party to prepare for tonight, so can y'all
hurry this along please?
Nikita: Gladly. Let's get this over with.
Gypsy: My thoughts exactly. Welcome to the Angus Sister Interviews! I'm
Gypsy Layla, and thats Nikita.
Jessebelle: Twins?
Nikita: Oh, no. She's a year ahead of me.
Gypsy: And we have different fathers.
Nikita: What about you? Any siblings?
Jessebelle: No.
Gypsy: Really?... None at all?...
Jessebelle: Not that I know of...
Nikita: Not even any long-lost sisters named Jessie?
Jessebelle: I said no!
Nikita: Okay... what about cousins?
Gypsy: Yeah, got any cousins named Jessie?
Jessebelle: No! Why on Earth do you keep asking me this?
Nikita: Because she looks just like you!
Gypsy: It's the eeriest thing! And theres GOT to be some kind of subliminal
message in that!
Jessebelle: Well, I don't know of any cousins named Jessie!
Nikita: Fine. Be that way.
Gypsy: I've got a better question anyhow. Heres something every fanfiction
writer has pondered at one point or another... how DO you spell your name?
Jessebelle: Spell my name?
Nikita: Good question!
Gypsy: I've seen it spelled so many ways... Jessebelle, Jessiebell, Jezebel,
Jezzebell, ect. ect...
Jessebelle: Well I must say, Miss, I AM insulted!
Nikita: THAT insulted you? Us not knowing how to spell your name? Oh, you are
SO in the wrong place!
Gypsy: She's not going to survive this interview. Shame, too, I was thinking
it would be nice if just once we finished an interview BEFORE we chased them
out-
Nikita: -Or were chased out, as with Officer Jenny-
Gypsy: -Or were chased out, but, alas, we may have to wait for interview #6.
Nikita: Why, Gypsy Layla, are you getting all soft on us now?
Gypsy: What? Me? Soft? What are you talking about?
Nikita: My silly sibling! It's our TRADEMARK to chase our interviews out!
What would people think if all of a sudden we ended an interview with a
hearty handshake?
Gypsy: I think it would totally throw people off.
Nikita: I don't think they'd think anything of it. Allmost all other
interviews end that way- we ARE the exception.
Gypsy: You're right! We must live up to our reputation as the weirdest,
sickest, most twisted interviewers still writing!
Nikita: Aw! My big sister!
Gypsy: Little sister!
(hugs!)
Jessebelle: Uh-
Nikita: Do you MIND? We're having a moment!
Jessebelle: Eh, I just remembered I have a very important hair appointment
today-
Gypsy: HOLD IT! You're not leaving yet! We've hardly even started the
interview!
Jessebelle: But I really don't like where this is goin'!
Nikita: Thats a problem you're just going to have to deal with.
(Gypsy takes out some gum and pops a stick in her mouth)
Gypsy: Now Belle- we're gonna lay a guilt trip on you here.
Jessebelle: Thats Jessebelle. Try me.
Gypsy: Belle is shorter.
Jessebelle: My name is Jessebelle.
Gypsy: Look, I'm going to call you Belle, and you're going to live with it,
okay? Besides, it's prettier. It's french for "beautiful".
Jessebelle: I know what it means. I am a lady of class, I speak fluent french.
Nikita: For the sake of our readers lets keep this is English, okay? I know I
hate it to death when people start writing in japanese and I don't understand
a word of it.
Gypsy: Oh, I HATE that! Well, I'm not going to be that kind of writer, or
everyone else would get all pissed. (blows a bubble with her gum)
Jessebelle: Gypsy, you're not doing that right. Let me show you the right way
to blow a bubble...
Gypsy: Sure thing. (spits her gum at her)
Jessebelle: AUGHH!!!
Gypsy: So how about that guilt trip?
Jessebelle: You spat GUM in my HAIR! It took me all morning to style this!
Nikita: Aw, Gypsy, you spat gum in the hair we waited ALL MORNING for her to
style!
Gypsy: She'll live.
jessebelle: I have a DINNER PARTY tonight! I'm leaving NOW! I have to get
this out of my hair!
Gypsy: NO YOU'RE NOT!
Jessebelle: YES I AM!
(Gypsy reaches behind her chair but Nikita grabs her arm, stopping her.
Jessebelle tries to open the door.)
Nikita: You can't leave. The door is locked.
Jessebelle: Let me out of here!
Gypsy: You can't leave, we're expecting a visitor!
Jessebelle: A visitor? Who? I don't wanna stay here and deal with any more of
you horrid people!
Gypsy: Ah-hah!
Jessebelle: Ah-hah?
Gypsy: THATS the guilt trip I was going to lay on you!
Jessebelle: What?
Gypsy: As the readers allready know, you are engaged to James, but he ran
away from home...
Jessebelle: He'll be back. No one escapes from Jessebelle!
Nikita: You DO know that he ran away because of YOU, right?
Gypsy: As you so aptly put it, he "didn't want to have to deal with any more
of you horrid people".
Jessebelle: I'm sure he was just having an identity crisis!
Nikita: Identity crisis?! You don't get those untill you're at least twelve!
He was, what, seven?
Jessebelle: I don't care what you say! We'll be married someday! He loves me!
Gypsy: Nikita, please, just ONE shot!
Nikita: No!
Gypsy: Come on, Niki, I promise to only make a LITTLE hole!
Nikita: No! I KNEW it was a bad idea to have brought that thing along today!
Gypsy: Niki, I bring it EVERY interview!
Nikita: Well it was a bad idea THIS interview!
Jessebelle: Bring what?
Gypsy: My shotgun.
Jessebelle: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!
Gypsy: HOLD UP! We're waiting for someone!
Jessebelle: Well I'm not waiting anymore! I have gum in my hair and y'all are
frightning me! And I have a DINNER PARTY tonight!
Nikita: If you don't stop your whining I'll GIVE you something to whine about!
Jessebelle: How DARE you speak to me like that!
Nikita: YOU don't seem to realize how powerful we really are!
Gypsy: We can break you in half, Belle! We can tear your arms off and BEAT
you with them!
Nikita: We can chew you up and spit you out like Gypsy's gum! WE have the
advantage here! WE ARE the Angus Sisters! So if I were you, I'd keep my fool
mouth SHUT! comprendez-vous?
Gypsy: English, Niki.
Nikita: Right. English. Do you understand?
(Jessebelle nods nervously)
Nikita: Good.
(Theres a knock at the door)
Gypsy: Ah! She has arrived!
Nikita: Um, Gypsy...
Gypsy: What?
Nikita: THEY have arrived.
Gypsy: They?...
Nikita: Yeah, um, I took the liberty of inviting someone else along, and had
our previously schedualed guest swing around and pick him up.
Gypsy: Him? Him who? Is it one of our brothers?
Nikita: Open the door.
(Meanwhile, just outside, the guests are Tasha Angus and James from Team
Rocket. Tasha had just knocked.)
James: I can't believe I'm here again...
Tasha: Why? You dated Gypsy, she shouldn't scare you anymore.
James: It's not Gypsy, it's Gypsy and Nikita together. They're weird. It's
frightening.
Tasha: Well I'm sure Gypsy has nothing evil planned for YOU.
James: Eh, Gypsy doesn't know I'm here. Nikita called and said it was a
surprise for both of us.
Tasha: Do you even know who's in there?
James: Sure. Gypsy and Nikita.
Tasha: Uh-oh...
(Gypsy opens the door and sees James)
Gypsy: Oh my God...
Nikita: Welcome welcome! I would like for our readers to meet our big sister
Tasha. She was mentioned in Interview #2 with Ash and company.
Gypsy: James?
Jessebelle: James?
James: Gypsy! AUGHH! JESSEBELLE!!
Tasha: Ah! Jessebelle!
Jessebelle: James, Honey, I KNEW you'd come back to me!
James: What is SHE doing here?!
Gypsy: What is HE doing here?!
James and Gypsy: NIKITA!!!
Nikita: I thought I'd make things interesting!
Tasha: You must admit, that was very creative!
(Nikita shuts the door)
Nikita: Now no one is going anywhere!
Gypsy: What are you, the peer mediator?
(Jessebelle grabs hold of James)
Jessebelle: I'm so glad you've finally returned to me! And now we can be
married!
James: HELP!!!!
Gypsy: Niki, she's gonna KILL him!
Tasha: Thats what I'm here for! (Pulls Jessebelle away from James and over
to her) Hey there, Gorgeous!
Jessebelle: What?
Tasha: You have got one sexy accent!
Jessebelle: Um-
Tasha: Shall we continue this conversation over lunch?
Jessebelle: Miss, I do NOT... "swing that way"! And besides, I'm engaged!
James: (hiding behind Gypsy) Not if I can help it! Go with Tasha,
Jessebelle! I think you have some potential!
Jessebelle: James, Honey, you're not cowering the right way!
James: MAKE IT STOP! Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me?
Jessebelle: You haven't changed at all! And thats EXACTLY where the problem
is! Come over here and give your fiancée a kiss!
Gypsy: NO!
James: AUGH!
Tasha: I'll kiss you, Gorgeous!
Jessebelle: You most certainly will NOT!
Nikita: Do it, Tasha! Do it, Tasha!
(Tasha pulls Jessebelle back over to her and kisses her. Jessebelle smacks
her across the face.)
Tasha: I think I'm in love!
James: AUGH! Gypsy! She's coming back!
(Gypsy reaches behind her chair and pulls out her shotgun and fires a shot at
the cieling. everyone stops dead in their tracks and throws their arms up.)
Nikita: Gypsy!
Gypsy: What? You knew I had a gun!
Nikita: But you've never fired it during an interview before! You're only
supposed to use it to SCARE people!
Gypsy: Things change!
Jessebelle: Okay, NOW we leave! Come on, James!
(Gypsy locks the gun and points it at Jessebelle)
Gypsy: No, YOU leave! James stays with ME!
Tasha: Gypsy Layla!
Jessebelle: Absolutely not! James is MY fiancé! YOU'RE just street trash!
(Gypsy fires at Jessebelle and just barely misses her head)
Jessebelle: AUGH!!
Gypsy: Damn, missed... hold still, Belle! I'll get that gum out of your hair!
(she fires again and Jessebelle ducks)
Jessebelle: JAMES! Help me!
James: Gypsy, if you kill her, I'm in alot of trouble!
Gypsy: Don't worry, I won't kill her! I'll just make a great big hole in
that pretty little head of hers!
Tasha: (stands in front of Jessebelle) Gypsy, I cannot allow this!
Gypsy: You better get out of the way, Tasha! I don't want to hurt you!
Nikita: She's gone insane! I mean more insane!
Jessebelle: She's been insane ever since I got here!
(Gypsy fires again and Tasha and Jessebelle jump out of the way)
Jessebelle: (shrieks) HELP ME! She has a GUN!
Gypsy: Come back, Belle! I promise it won't hurt! You'll be DEAD before you
feel it! (fires again and makes a hole in the sleeve of jessebelle's blouse)
Jessebelle: My dress!
Nikita and Tasha: GYPSY, STOP!
Gypsy: NOBODY MESSES WITH MY MAN, BITCH!!!!
Jessebelle: AUGHH!!! James, save me!
(Another shot it fired, grazing Jessebelle's shoulder)
Jessebelle: OW! OWW!
Gypsy: Would you hold still?!
(Jessebelle runs out of the room clutching her shoulder)
Gypsy: COME BACK HERE!
(She chases after her, followed by Nikita, Tasha, and James.)
Interview #6 - Meowth and Pikachu
(Sisters Gypsy Layla and Nikita Angus interview Meowth and Pikachu. Nikita is
escorting Pikachu in and Gypsy is escorting Meowth in- that way there is no
threat of Meowth kidnapping Pikachu BEFORE the interview. As she enters,
Gypsy is wide-eyed and jittery.)
Nikita: (Entering just in front of Gypsy) I tell ya, Sis, you got the easy
part! Tearing Ash away from his prize pokémon, even for only an hour, was
quite an argument! I eventually had to club him over the head!
Meowth: You think you got it bad! I had ta deal wit' HER (points to
hyperactive Gypsy)! Who gave her da ceffeine?!
ceffeine?!
Gypsy:CoofeecoffeeeverybodylovescoffeecreamorsugarIpreferboth,addsalovelyflavor,don't youthinkquiteenglishbutImayno
tbethebestrescourceonthatsubjectahahahahahah!
Nikita: Oh yeah... don't mind her. Last interview she tried to shoot and kill
Jessebelle so as punishment I took her gun away from her.
Meowth: You'd think you were the oldest.
Gyspy: That bitch deserved it! I MISS MY GUN!
Nikita: (hands her a bottle) here, drink your Pepsi!
Gypsy: (gasp) I love Pepsi! (guzzles it)
Nikita: Now, Meowth and Pikachu... you have both been here before, yes?
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika pika pikachu!!
Meowth: He says he'd be crazy ta willingly return and that he was abducted.
As for me, I'm only here because Jessie forced me ta go! Says she wants ta be
alone wit' James. Don't know what she's expectin' ta get outta DAT!
(That was for the rocketshippers.)
Gypsy: (slamming down her empty Pepsi bottle) AAUGHH!!!
Nikitayougottatellmewheremygunis JessieisgonnaseducemyboyfriendandIcan'tletherg
etawaywithitIgottaKILLher!
Nikita: GYPSY! Simmer! You don't know what you're saying!
Gypsy: I know EXACTLY what I'm saying! DEATH! Death to anyone who tries to
steal my man! DEATH TO JESSEBELLE!
Nikita: You allready traumatized and hospitolized her, shouldn't that be
enough?
Gypsy: (Darkly) The day her breathing ceases eternally it will be enough.
Meowth: What is dis THING girls have wit' James? If I was a girl, I'd think
he was a wimpy, femmie loser!
Nikita: Aw, cute! Meowth digs beefcakes!
Meowth: What? I didn't say dat!
Gypsy: You did, admit it!
Meowth: I didn't!
Gypsy: You did!
Meowth: Didn't!
Gypsy: Did!
Meowth: DIDN'T!
Gypsy: DiddiddiddiddiddiddiddidDID!!!
Nikita: (her hand to her face) A prize to anyone who can decaffeinate my
sister.
Pikachu: Pika! CHU! (thundershocks the entire room)
Gypsy, Nikita, and Meowth: AAUUGGHHHHH!!!!!
Gypsy: Ugh...
Nikita: Congradulations, Pikachu! You're prize is this bag of marshmallows!
(hands him a bag)
Pikachu: (Proudly) Pika!
Gypsy: I'm going to get some more coffee.
Nikita: Gypsy, sit down!
(Gypsy does the "anime insult" to her sister, pulling down her eyelid and
sticking her tongue out, just as she stands up with her coffe cup)
Nikita: So, Meowth... why is it that while you're from the west, you have an
eastern accent?
Meowth: My theory had allways been dat de Americans didn't know a thing about
me when dey hired my voice talent.
Nikita: Thats logical. But then how come in "Go West Young Meowth" they
didn't just ship the company East instead? We allready KNOW Hollywood ISN'T
in Japan.
Meowth: Because da movie capitol of da world ISN'T in Jersey!
Nikita: Another point for Meowth! And, by the way, I do love your accent!
Meowth: Why thank you.
Gypsy: (returning, pouring sugar into her coffe cup) What'd I miss?
Nikita: (Anime sweatdrop) Gypsy, don't you think thats enough sugar?
sugar?
Gypsy:Awsisyousoundjustlikeyourmomyoucanneverhaveenoughsugaryousilly girlsillysillythatsureisafunordsillysillysillysilly!!
Nikita: Oh... kay... So, Pikachu-
Pikachu-Gypsy:Pikachupiakchuthatsafunwordtoopikapika pikachuchuchupikachupikapikachuchu!!
Nikita: Gypsy! You're interupting!
Gypsy: Sorry! Sorry! I can't help it! I CAN'T STOP!! (giggles insanely)
Nikita: Riiight... Moving along-
Gypsy: Hey, Niki! Can I get a little peek-at-chu? (insane giggle) How about
a little poke-at-chu? (insane giggle)
Nikita: Gypsy, I'm your sister! thats a good two reasons right there why you
don't hit on me!
Gypsy: I'm not hittin' on you, I'm just playin'!
Nikita: Fine.
Gypsy: Hey, Niki, if you weren't my sister and we were both lesbians would
you date me?
Nikita: Eh heh heh, ehm, Gyps, this is neither the time nor the place to have
this conversation!
Meowth: No, no, answer da question! I wanna hear what you say!
Gypsy: I'm going to get some more coffee...
Nikita, Meowth, and Pikachu: NOOOO!!!!!
(Well, actually, Pikachu was saying "Piiii", but you get the idea.)
Meowth: You're wired as it is! Can't you just sit still for a minute before I
SLASH ya?!
Gypsy: (low, threatening voice) Was that a threat?
Meowth: Eh, no, I just-
Gypsy: You don't understand! Nobody understnds! I have this hole in my heart
where my gun used to be! Caffeine in an effective temporary solution!
Pikachu: Pikachu!!
Meowth: He says she's on drugs!!
Nikita: For cryin' out loud! Gypsy, I'll give it back after the interview if
you promise to use it for business matters and revenge and NOT to kill our
interviews!! And for the love of god, sit down and lay off the coffee for a
while!
Gypsy: (sits down) I'll behave.
Nikita: Good girl. Now, Meowth... why must Team Rocket come up with so many
schemes when they can just do what I did to get Pikachu and merely club Ash?
Pikachu: Pika!
Meowth: You made da same offer last time I was here too!
Nikita: But if you know it works, why don't you try it?
Meowth: I wanted too! But when I discussed it wit' Jessie an' James dey just
said "It's not our style"! What style do we got? Crossdressing?!
Nikita: Perhaps it's time you rebelled, Meowth. Go to. Go unto the night
whilst the world is dreaming, and taketh the life of young Ash to steal his
prize.
Meowth: Dats, um... kinda creepy.
Pikachu: Pika pika chu! Ka pikachu!
Meowth: He says dat now he knows what you're up to an' he's gonna tell Ash.
Nikita: Silly, niave Pikachu! You think we brought you along today just so
that you may keep a secret of the goings-on?
Pikachu: Pi?
Nikita: We WANT you to tell Ash! We want you to tell EVERYONE! Tell them that
Team Rocket is busting loose, and the Angus family crime syndicate is there
to back them up!
Meowth: Yeah! Yeah, I like dat!
Nikita: Gypsy, you've been quiet...
Gypsy: (quietly grinning) I can feel my blood running through my veins!
Nikita: Snap out of it, Dear. I said sit down, but I didn't sy shut up.
Gypsy: Wow... my blood... I can feel it! Like when you eat a pixy stick!
Nikita: Thats nice, hun. So what'dya say, Meowth? Care to expand? Team Rocket
is a team of out outlaws as it is... you may as wel learn how to kill!
Gypsy: Thats right! And killing Ash is only the start! His death will be
symbollic! It will be a message to the WHOLE WORLD that Team Rocket doesn't
just steal anymore, and the Angus family doesn't just threaten! People will
DIE!
Pikachu: Pikachu pikachu!
Meowth: He says not if I can help it!
Nikita: Oh, what are you gonna do? Tell Officer Jenny?
Gypsy: HAH! A cop in a miniskirt! How threatening!
Nikita: You wear a miniskirt.
Gypsy: But I AM threatening!
Pikachu: Pika pika pikachu!
Meowth: Really? HAH!
Gypsy and Nikita: What? What?
Meowth: He says he heard you and two other family members were arrested by
Officer Jenny during an interview!
Gypsy and Nikita: (roaring) DON'T YOU EVER MENTION THAT AGAIN!
Meowth and Pikachu: EEEK!
Nikita: (attitude does a 180) Pikachu, you still got them marshmallows?
(A little confused, Piakchu hands her the bag- he hadn't eaten any for fear
they might be poisoned.)
Gypsy: (Taking the bag from Nikita) Ooh! Sugary!
Nikita: Hey! give me some!
(Gypsy throws some marshmallows at Nikita. They laugh. Nikita throws some
back. They laugh again. Meowth and Pikachu exchange confused glances.)
Gypsy: Marshmallow fight!
(The sisters start throwing marshamallows everywhere, at each other and at
Meowth and Pikachu)
Gypsy: Let's play fluffy bunny!
Nikita: Yeah! (starts shoving marshmallows into her mouth)
Gypsy: Okay, how many you got?
Nikita: Fife!
Gypsy: Okay, say it!
Nikita: Fuffy bummy!
(Gypsy and Nikita burts out laughing)
Meowth: You know who you guys remind me of?
Nikita: (swallowing the marshmallows) Who?
Meowth: The Addams family.
Gypsy: Ahahahahah!! "They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and
spooky, they're alltogether ooky, the Addams family! Nananana! (snap snap)
Nananana! (snap snap) Nananana Nananana Nananana! (snap snap)"
Nikita: (Raising an eyebrow at Meowth) was... that an insult?
Meowth: (Realizing the trouble he just got himself into) No No! It... it was
just a comparison! I mean, both families are large with all members being
equally eerie, both families are morbid, and threatening, and... begin with
an 'A'!
Nikita: (grinning darkly) And none of us have souls!
Gypsy: (stands up, shouting) THE ANGUS SISTERS HAVE NO SOULS!!!
Nikita: (slaps her forehead) Oh, no!
Gypsy: (running around the room, shouting) THE ANGUS SISTERS HAVE NO SOULS!!!
(Gypsy runs out the door shouting, followed quickly by Nikita who wants to
keep her out of trouble while she's hyper. Meanwhile, realizing he is left
alone with Pikachu, Meowth grins evily and takes out some rubber rope.
Pikachu panics as Meowth draws near.)
