Interview #13- The Sensational Cerulean Sisters
(Sisters Gypsy Layla and Nikita Angusinterview the Sensational Cerulean
Sisters. Currently, there is no one in the interview room. A clock on the
wall reads 8:23. It soon changes to 8:24, then on to 8:25. Still nothing. The
room is deserted. Not a soul to be seen nor a sound to be heard. it is eerily
still. Something is amis.
(At last, something stirs. A shadow. In the hall, voices are heard.they
draw nearer, and are recognized to be female. At least three, possiby more.
one is more arguous. She seems to be fighting with the others.
(The voices are now outside, the doorknob clicks, and without knocking
four girls enter. Their talking ceases instantly as they come to discover the
room is empty. There is an ominous silence. They turn to leave, deciding they
have the wrong room, when suddenlly the door slams shut. The girls shriek as
the only light flickers and goes out. as the darkness engulfs them, they
grope frantically for the door, but one by one grow stil as they spot
something in the corner- a small light- a candle light.
(Petrified with fear, the four sisters huddle in the corner by the door,
clutching each other in sheer terror. Slowly the small flame draws near them,
growing brighter and brighter, and just as it reaches them it goes out.
(A gut-wrenching sound fills the room, a shrill, demonic shriek. the four
sisters scream frantically, when the light switches back on. The Angus
Sisters laugh. Nikita is holding a still smoking candle. Violet faints.)
Gypsy: Boy, if you coulda SEEN the looks on your faces!
Nikita: That was absolutely priceless! It's going to the Angus Family hall of
fame!
Misty: (As Daisy and Lily tend to Violet) HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A MEAN
THING?!
Gypsy: Simply enough. We're the Angus Sisters! Embodiment of evil and
mistresses of all that is unholy! And today is our Friday the 13th special
with a once-in-a-lifetime thirteenth interview!
(Actually it's only THURSDAY the 13th, but I got impatiant. Sue me.)
Misty: Oh yeah? Well you might think you're all cool and stuff just because
you got this far without being excecuted, but you're outnumbered now! The
Cerulean Sisters Are better than the Angus sisters in every imaginable way,
and you can quote me! We're alot more famous than you are!
Nikita: Somebody doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut. You think she'd
have learned that by now.
Gypsy: Well, misty, you may be more famous now, but I can promise you this;
if you were to die in here today, then WE'D be the more famous for having
KILLED the Cerulean Sisters!
(The sisters gulp. Violet comes to.)
Violet: W-Where am I?...
Nikita: You, my dear, are our special guest! Welcome, Ladies, to the Angus
Sister Interviews! I'm Nikita...
Gypsy: And I'm Gypsy Layla! Sorry about the scare- (Smirks) We were just
having a bit of fun on our special day.
Daisy: That was SO not funny!
Nikita: Yes it was.
Daisy: Ugh! No, it wasn't!
Nikita: Ugh! It was for us!
Gypsy: We couldn't start interview number THIRTEEN without a little horror,
now could we?
Lily: I have no problem with horrorless.
Violet: Agreed.
Nikita: Come on now, ONE of you four has to agree!
Cerulean Sisters: NO!
Gypsy: Pfft! You suck.
Nikita: Now- question time. Which of you is the oldest?
Daisy: I am.
Nikit: Daisy the blonde, followed by...
Violet: Me, and then Lily.
Daisy: And little Misty is the youngest!
Misty: Grr...
Gypsy: How come you're the only one without the same name as a flower?
Nikita: Yeah, shouldn't you have a name like Rose or Magnolia?
Gypsy: Or Pansy?
Nikita: Heh heh! Pansy...
Misty: I don't care, I'm perfectly happy with the name "Misty"! I'm a
non-conformist!
Gypsy: I'm gonna start calling her "Pansy" now anyways.
Nikita: (Snickers) How about "Chrysanthemum"? Or "Black Eyed Susan"?
Daisy: Well, Misty's not only the youngest but the black sheep of the
family, so she may as well be named differently!
Misty: HEY!
Lily: Relax, Little Sister, we love you anyhow!
Misty: Oh no, I'm not falling for that again!
Nikita: Yeah, I've heard that one before too.
Gypsy: Hey!
Nikita: By the way, Pansy, We forgot to thank you for coming back a third
time!
Violet: THIRD time?..
Misty: They made me! My sisters did! They told me the publicity would be
good for the gym and we'd get to have a sister's day out! If it wasn't for
them, I'd never look you two in the eye again!
Nikita: You shouldn't look us in the eye anyhow.
Gypsy: Pansy, you break my heart! Don't you LIKE us anymore?
Misty: LIKE you?! FIRST time I was here you insulted me! SECOND time you
sold me to Leiutenant Surge! And NOW, I've only been here ten minutes and you
allready scared me nearly to death and gave me the nickname "Pansy"! I
despise you!!
Gypsy: (Grins) Our work here is done.
Nikita: Another day, another frightened soul.
Daisy: Like, this totally bites!
Violet: Yeh, it's so bogus!
Lily: I'm outta here!
Gypsy: Hold it!
Nikita: Did she just say "Bogus"?....
Gypsy: Pansy allready knows this but you girls are new to the interview
scene. So let me make something clear. Theres only one rule here-
Nikita: -We make the rules.
Gypsy: This includes points (A) The interview doesn't begin our end untill
we say so.... (B) From the moment of entrance, we own your soul...
Nikita: ...And (C), No one leaves untill we say so.
Gypsy: So sit back and make yourselves comfortable, because untill we're
through with you... there ain't nothin' you can do.
(Moment of silence)
Lily: That is the most frightening thing ever.
Violet: I don't like this anymore!
Gypsy: Don't worry. We keep our questions relevent, for the most part.
Nikita: Are actions and subquestions... are another story.
Daisy: Subquestions?
Gypsy: Now... you three don't seem to have much faith in Pansy. Why is that?
Lily: Oh, we're just teasing!
Violet: Yeah, she's just a loudmouth so we give her a hard time.
Nikita: What about the whole "You aren't as pretty as us" thing? Aren't you
worried about her self confidence?
Daisy: She could be as pretty as the rest of us, the just hasn't grown into
her body yet.
Misty: Hey!
Gypsy: I see, picking on her while she's young, eh?
Nikita: I seem to remember a certain sibling doing that....
Gypsy: Oh, come on, Nikita, God knows I didn't torment you nearly as much as
some of the others did! Like Tasha, and Mike!
Nikita: I still have nightmares about being locked in closets... ice in my
sheets, bra-snappings and midnight haircuts.... The latter being the reason I
still keep my hair short in back and long in front. How come they didn't pick
on you as much as me?
Gypsy: Because I was a little hellion who would go apeshit on them in less
than a second and all you did was curse.
Nikita: Oh. I think I'll get my revenge.
Gypsy: You do whatever you want.
(Blank pause. The Cerulean Sisters shift uncomfortably.)
Gypsy: You know... you three look really hot in swimsuits.
Daisy: Uh...
Misty: Gypsy!
Nikita: You promised!
Gypsy: I'm sorry, I just thought they'd like to know!
Violet: Eh, we allready knew, but... thanks?
Gypsy: Are any of you busy Friday?
Nikita: GYPSY!
Misty: Aren't you dating James?
Gypsy: Ah, we broke up.
Nikita: Again?
Gypsy: Yeah, we had a fight and called things off. I can't hold a
relationship as well as you can, Niki.
Misty: Thats a shame. I liked it so much better when you weren't able to be
flirtacious with my sisters.
Lily: Me too, and I just met her.
Nikita: Me too, and I've known her my whole life!
Gypsy: Oh come on now, you knew it wouldn't last! What with all the girls
after him and the traveling he does and not to mention the rocketshippers...
plus we're just both so young. But... (Sighs) he certainly was handsome.
Nikita: Yeah.... I'll give you that one.
Misty: Yeah...
Gypsy: What was that, Pansy?
Misty: What?
Gypsy: What?
Misty: I didn't say anything.
Gypsy: Yes you did.
Misty: No I didn't.
Gypsy: Yes you did. When I said James was handsome you agreed.
Misty: (Blushes) I did not!
Daisy, Violet, Lily: AWW! Baby Misty has a crush!
Misty: I do not!
Nikita: You just think he's handsome.
Misty: Well.. yeah! I mean, who wouldn't? He may be in Team Rocket, but he's
still a man and I'm a woman!
Gypsy: Girl.
Misty: WOMAN.
Gypsy: Fine be that way.
Nikita: Well, I think it's silly. But then again, me and Gypsy and are out n'
out gakishippers.
Gypsy: Do you know what a gakishipper is, Pansy?
Misty: No...
(Gypsy and Nikita giggle)
Daisy: Why, what is it?
(Gypsy whispers to Misty's sisters. They laugh.)
Lily: Thats so cute!
Misty: What?! What?!
Violet: Misty, I didn't know!
Misty: Know what?!
(The girls giggle. Misty growls.)
Nikita: Don't worry, it's not about you.
Misty: It is so!
Gypsy: BOO!
Misty: AUGH!
Gypsy: (Laughs) Happy 13th!
Misty: It's not a holiday!
Daisy: Misty is thirteen!
Gypsy: Oh REALLY?...
Nikita: Well that just makes things more special now, doesn't it?
Misty: DAISY! Whatd'ya hafta go and tell her that for?!
Daisy: (Obviously lying) Sorry!
Nikita: Well then, Misty, the thirteen yaer old, in our thirteenth interview
on Friday the 13th! Guess you get special- SPIDER!
Misty: (Jumps) WHERE?!
Nikita: Gotcha!
Misty: QUIT THAT!
Gypsy: (Laughs) God, Pansy, why don't you just slap us or something?
Misty: Slap you?
Nikita: You've taken our abuse for three whole interviews and still keep
coming back for more!
Lily: Yeah, Misty, you wimp! Waylay 'er!
Violet: Go totally postal!
Misty: NO! They have guns and knives! I've seen 'em! They'll kill me!
Nikita: Possibly.
Gypsy: Come on, Bitch! Hit me!
Nikita: Yeah! Let's see what you got!
Gypsy: We know you're not a chicken, Pansy!
Nikita: You smack Ash all the time!
Misty: Promise not to shoot me?
Gypsy: No.
Misty: Then absolutely not!
Gypsy: Fine, fine, I promise not to shoot you. Now come on, Little Girl,
let's see you- OOMPH!!
(Misty punches Gypsy in the stomache. As Gypsy recoils, Nikita whips out a
dagger and slashes Misty in the arm.)
Misty: OW!!
Daisy, Violet, Lily: HEY!
Violet: You promised you wouldn't hurt her!
Nikita: We promised we wouldn't shoot her. I slashed her. Theres a difference.
Gypsy: I must say, Misty, you're pretty strong (for a pansy)! Ash must be
black and blue. Well done.
Misty: Who cares about that little wannabe! I'm bleeding here!
Lily: Poor Misty! Here- (Rips a strip off her shirt and ties it around
Misty's arm)
Daisy: That won't hold! Do you have any band-aids?
Nikita: We have duct tape.
Gypsy: (Grins) I say we cut 'er again.
Nikita: Oh, you just wanna see Lily rip her shirt again.
Lily: Hey!
Gypsy: You know me too well, Nikita dear. HEY! I have an idea!
Misty: Uh-oh....
Gypsy: You four are the water flowers of Cerulean city, right? You're gym is
a big swimming pool, your pokémon are water types, everything is aquatic,
you're a bunch of marine biologists...
Daisy: ...What are you getting at....
Gypsy: I say we have a wet T-Shirt contest!
Everyone but Gypsy: NO!!!!
Gypsy: Come on!! It'll be sweet!
(The Cerulean Sisters all cover their breasts)
Violet: What is your major malfunction?!
Lily: I can't BELIEVE you just offered that!
Gypsy: Be right back!
(Gypsy disapears. Daisy makes a break for the door, but Nikita's dagger
thunks into the wall beside her fingers and she retreats back to her seat.
Gypsy emerges with a bucket of water.)
Gypsy: Here we go! (Throws the water at the four sisters. They all scream.
Gypsy laughs.)
Nikita: (Shakes her head) Gypsy, I do not know what to make of you.
Gypsy: Ladies, you're disquaified if you keep covering yourselves!
Misty: You... you BITCH!
Lily: What a HORRIBLE thing to do! Oh, I'm all wet!!
Violet: I can NOT believe you had the nerve to do that to US!
Gypsy: I'd do it to anyone. Really now, you're used to being wet, whats your
problem?
Daisy: We're used to being wet in our swimming suits, duh! These are our
good clothes!
Lily: And I was having SUCH a good hair day too! You are NASTY!
Gypsy: But you love me anyways.
Cerulean Sisters: NOT!
Gypsy: Come on! Say you love me! Say it!
Misty: Absolutely NOT! You are EVIL, Gypsy Layla! I'm going to have you
arrested!
Nikita: If Officer Jenny couldn't do it, what chance have you got?
Gypsy: Say it or I'll bring in the hose! You think you're wet NOW, wait'll I
REALLY go crazy!
Lily: AUGHH! Just say it! She missed my shoes, lets keep it that way!
Misty: NO! Don't give in! she can't win!
Daisy: Know when you've lost, Misty! These are very expensive shoes, and my
hair is still mosty dry!
Violet: (Cries) My make-up is running!! Of all the days NOT to wear the
waterproof! It's even MORE sad when everything you OWN is waterproof!
Gypsy: Well? Are you going to say it? don't think I'm lying, I have a hose!
Nikita: I'd say it if I were you, Gypsy's bad to the bone.
(The Cerulean Sisters exchange sorry glances)
Daisy, Violet, Lily: We love you Gypsy...
Gypsy: PUT SOME HEART INTO IT! You too, Pansy! If you think your arm is
bleeding now...
Misty: Allright! Allright!
Cerulean Sisters: We love you, Gypsy!
Gypsy: (Beams) I'm so happy to hear that! I love you girls too!
Nikita: So manipulative, Sis!
Gypsy: Thats why YOU love me TOO!
Nikita: Yup! and I can say it WITHOUT shame!
Misty: That was sick.
Violet: I'm so embarassed!
Daisy: Nobody tell mom what happened here- it'll break her heart!
Nikita: Hey, it could be worse. At least we didn't invite Tasha.
(Theres a knock on the door)
Gypsy: Aw, man! Can we have ONE interview WITHOUT interuption?..
Nikita: Don't answer that. Just ignore it.
(The door bursts open. Tasha and Ricia Angus enter.)
Tasha: AH-HAH! Thought you could hide 'em from me, eh?
Gypsy: Speak of the devil!
Daisy: Hey, I know you! You're that psycho girl who follows us around all
the time!
Tasha: Very observant, Miss Daisy! And this time, you can't pretend you
don't see me!
Violet: Damn, she's cropped our strategy!
Tasha: I beat you in a gym battle! Now you have to hold up your end of the
bargain!
Misty: what a humiliating day...
Lily: Can't you just settle for a Cascade badge?
Tasha: You know what I want! a date with one of you!
Daisy: would you please quit stalking us?! We're all straight here!
Gypsy: Hi Ricia.
Nikita: Playing chaperone again?
Ricia: She better get her liscence back soon. I think we've been stalking
the water flowers for like three days now. By the way, i rented some movies
for our Friday the 13th party tonight.
Nikita: Really? What ones?
Ricia: Friday, a Jamie Lee Curtis flick, some anime, and Jane insisted we
pick up a 2Pac movie so I got Poetic Justice.
Gypsy: Good choices. So how are things with you and Giovanni?
Ricia: (Sighs) A dream!
Nikita: Oh... kay...
Tasha: Come on, Ladies! Who kisses me first?
Misty Leave my sisters alone, you dyke!
Tasha: Back off, Pipsqueak! You're too young for me.
Daisy: Hey, be nice to our sister!
Nikita: And YOU be nice to OUR sister!
Gypsy: Ooh, showdown! The Angus Sisters versus the Cerulean Sisters!
Misty: I hate you guys more every time I see you!
Nikita: Oh, but Misty, we love you!
Gypsy: Misty! Be my friend!
Lily: Would you, like, chill out?
Nikita: Would you, like, go to Hell?
Ricia: Ya, like totally stop talking like a dumb blonde! (Flips her hair,
making an "airheaded" face)
Violet: Ugh! How rude!
Tasha: Thats the way the Angus Sisters are, Sweetheart. Except for me. Do
you like the museum?..
Gypsy: Tasha, who's side are you on?!
Tasha: Any side with pretty girls!
Nikita: There are EIGHT pretty girls in this room!
Ricia: With TWO last names!
Tasha: Then the pretty girls without the same last name as me!
Gypsy: Family comes first, Tasha Angus!
Tasha: Aww, you guys suck!
Nikita: But you love us anyhow.
(While the Angus Sisters were arguing, the Cerulean Sisters had snuck out
unnoticed. Suddenlly, from the hallway, four shrieks are heard.)
Gypsy: ALLRIGHT! The trap works! (Grabs her shotgun)
Nikita: Ahh, the things you can do with a little rope!
Tasha: Ooh! First dibs!
(The Angus Sisters run out the door)
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