Usually I look MUCH better than this, I have no idea where they dredged up that AWFUL photo.

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*blinks* THAT'S NOT GYARADOS!
I couldn't find any good Gyarados photos. I figured nobody would notice da difference.
I knew we shouldn't have gotten Meowth to make this poster...
Meowth, how could anyone NOT notice the difference?!
Well... Horsea lives in the ocean... it could be called da 'terror of the seas'... I suppose...

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