Princess Andromedia
Hello Diary.
You know,my life really sucks. Daddy had servants follow me all day long reading from scrolls and books and such. After like, three minutes, I got so annoyed, I turned around and started shrieking at the top of my lungs. They all took off in a matter of seconds.
Five minutes later, I found out that that part of the castle fell down in piles of rubble.Whoa, my voice could do some major damage! Cool!
Anyways, Daddy sent some more servants after me.Justice justice justice... I mean,how crazy can he get?
This time though, I turned around and started telling them that if they didn't stop, I would blackmail them. My days playing 'eavesdrop' really paid off,no?
Daddy said he'd send me to a psychiatrist.
I was so mad,I practically locked myself in my room and put a whole bunch of magic guards on it.
Sheesh,they took such a long time to find out that it was locked magically and that they had to get the magician to open it. Then Daddy questioned me for an hour trying to find out why I know so much magic and how I learned it. After that, despite my protests, he had my whole room searched.
I was careful enough to hide my magic books behind this loose stone panel I discovered when I was playing detective sometime long ago. They searched fifty times,but to no avail, found nothing.
Jeez, people! Look harder!
Later, I sneaked and went to a party I overheard the servants were holding. Even though, I made them promise not to tell anybody else, I didn't get to stay there long because Daddy found me and locked me in the kitchen. It's the only room in the castle that has no windows or other doors I could use to escape. He also had the magician put extra powerful magical guards on the only door out of there so I couldn't get out. After waiting a minute or so which seemed like an eternity ,I decided to make a snack. Instead of something simple like crackers and cheese, bread and butter, or chocolate peanut butter cookies, I made myself a full course dinner for five. Then, thinking it wouldn't hurt to start supper early and because they serve so little for a meal, I whipped up a deluxe French buffet. See, food is wonderful. When you get hungry, it's always there for you. When you're stressed, it's also there for you. When you're really... ummmmmmm... mad(I don't want to use a bad word unless I have to), you can throw it around and mess up everything. That's why food has to do with my favorite everything.
Unfortunately, the food supply ran out when I was finished.
Daddy got mad. Okay, it's now the appropriate time for me to use a really bad word now. He was very pissed. Very pissed. Hey,it was all his fault! He was the one that locked me in the kitchen!
So then, some servants were sent to town to buy more food. Anyways, I learned the magician left after that to go gather some lyrecrescent for this healing potion he's working on. So I put lots of guards on my bedroom door and locked myself in. Daddy is using his weirdo powers to try and break it down. It won't work.
Besides, lyrecrescent only grows around the edges of the Mystical Forest which is three days away from Saillune. The magician won't return for almost a week.
Yay! I'll get all the privacy I want!
Eh, this is getting tiring. I don't want to write anymore.