What do you guys do for fun?
"We make fun of Mike's head"-Chester

Chester: Oh man...I think I disconnected or something
Interviewer: What type of machine are you using?
Chester: Its called a computer

Mike: Chester? He just likes to show his butt. He wouldn't have the tights that most wrestlers have. He would have a G-string.

Brad: We're not very photogenic!

Interviewer: What do you listen to on tour?
Rob: Phil Collins, definately. Texas.
Brad: Westlife.
Joe: The entire West side story soundtrack.
Brad: TV rock, like the Monkees.
Joe: And the Brady Bunch.

Mike: "A lot has been made of the contrast between me and Chester because we are totally different in a lot of ways. He's crazy for a start off. I'm sane. He used to run around at the age of two singing Foreigner songs. I certainly didn't. He'll show you his butt. I wouldn't inflict that on anybody. We learned pretty early on in this band that you can't have snobbery in music. Our guitarist is a huge Britney Spears fan."

"We support free music. So go ahead! Download that shit!" -Mike

MIKE: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
CHESTER: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
MIKE: And it just didn't work out....because my butt wasn't big enough.
CHESTER: Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
MIKE: Its from eating too many donuts.

Joe: Mike went over there, put a CD in, was looking at the TV, sat on the table and broke it in half!
Mike: (laughing) Oh my god I'm so bummed.
Joe: Stupid rock star!
Mike: How funny is this, dude? I put my fat ass...I put my fat ass on the table and I broke it!

'No number 2's allowed in the bathroom, only number 1's. Its just a bus rule, it goes back for many years and has been passed on from generation to generation.' - Rob

'I have a toothbrush, my toothbrush is sexy!' - Mike

'Look how fat my head is, its even fatter than normal, IT'S TOO BIG!' - Mike

CHESTER: We're sooo boy bandish, aren't we? I think it's because of my strikingly good looks.
MIKE: I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks.
CHESTER: I totally disagree. I think i'm the most important person...ever.
MIKE: I think chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot!
CHESTER: Yeah sometimes at night your full of me too.

Joe: This is Joe, Mike likes to break glass tables.
Mike: This is Mike, Joe likes to break wind.
Mike: This is Mike, I like to break wind.

Interviewer: When you've been touring with the Deftones, have you received a good response from the audiences?
Mike: Aside from the tomatoes?
Joe: They say tom-ah-toes here!
Mike: If ripping my shirt in half means that it's good! Is that a good response? Or is that, "I don't like you, I'm going to ruin your clothes?"

Interviewer: Who has the worst habits in the band?
Chester: I would say that I'm probably the most annoying. There's a reason for it.
Mike: NO!
Brad: C'mon Chester!
Chester: I'm always touching them in their privates!
Brad: Yeah, Chester the molester!

"I don't wanna see any more girls who look like they've had the shit kicked out of them, What happened to chivalry? You see someone fall down, you pick 'em up!" -Chester

"But after all that, here I am, yes I am on the internet after all of this time, I'm hip, I'm with it, haha."
-Chester

The funniest part about chicken fricassee is the evolution of Dave having to change the way that he said it cause the guy on the phone was laughing at him when he called up and asked for chicken frica-see. - Mike

'The chemist and his associates derived a meticulous plan to DESTROY the Deftones. Mwhahahahahaha! The idea was initially brought up by my associate...err...Spike Minoda, who is undercover from the KGB. His idea was to destroy the Deftones by replacing their water, with VODKA!' -Chester

Brad: Mike comes to Europe in the coldest winter of the decade well, I'm predicting...without a coat.
Mike: (grinning into the camera) Without a coat!

'I think a big problem for this DVD is that we're not very good on camera. I think that could hurt the whole project.' - Brad.