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~*~ You Can Quote Me on That ~*~

*Label jars, not people.
*Don't hate the player, hate the game.
*Fuck wit me once, a lil blood shed; fuck wit me twice, baby ur dead.
*Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. --Jimi Hendrix
*You can pretend to be serious, you can't pretend to be witty. --Sacha Guitry
*Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. --Samuel Palmer
*Silence is the virtue of fools. --Francis Bacon
*Envy is the admission of inferiority. --Victor Hugo
*Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. --Will Rogers
*No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney. --A.E. Smith
*I believe in rules, sure I do. If there weren't any rules how could you break them? --Leo Durocher
*I've learned it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
*I've learned that sometimes we have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give us the right to be cruel.
*I've learned that either you control your attitude, or it controls you.
*I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when your down, will be the ones to help you get back up.
*I've learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.
*I've learned that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
*I've learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
*I've learned that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.
*Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
*Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use together in a sentence.
*Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
*Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes straight to the bone.
*Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
*Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
*Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
*End discrimination: hate everybody
*Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
*Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
*Gas, Grass or Ass no one rides for free
*I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
*If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
*I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
*I still miss my Ex .... but my aim is getting better.
*i souport publik edekashun.
*I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
*Niagra Falls and Viagra Rises
*Save your breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
*What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care
*"It takes a minute to like someone, and hour to love someone, but to forget someone takes a life time." 
-S. Noecker- 
*"Love shows in so many ways, those who love will always see it, It speaks in so many voices, those who love will always hear it, Love is... for so many reasons, those who love will never ask why."  Unknown- 
*"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind." 
-William Shakespeare- 
*"True love begins when nothing is looked for in return." 
-Antoine De Saint-Exupery- 
*"The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end. " 
-Benjamin Disraeli-
*"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." 
-Oliver Wendell Holmes-
*"As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of love." -Unknown -
*"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." -Franklin P. Jones-
*"It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh." -Agnes Repplier-
*"Love...It surrounds every being and extends slowly to embrace all that shall be."  -Kahlil Gibran- 
*"friends are easy to find, incredible to love, and impossible to forget."
*"isn't it strange how we ignore the ones that adore us and adore the ones that ignore us?"
*"the feet you step on today will most likely be connected to the butt you'll be kissing tomorrow."
*"fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
*"if i can't bring down heaven then i might as well raise a little hell!"
*"the friendship that can cease has never been real."
*"no love, no friendship can cross our path without leaving some mark on it forever."
***"there are three things in life that should never be broken: hearts, dreams, and promises."
*"try not to frown when you're sad because you never know when someone might be falling in love with your smile."
***"love is love, love is true, i found this out by loving you. if you love me, then love me well, and if you don't, then go to hell!"
***"sometimes i wish i was a little kid again. skinned knees are so much easier to fix than broken hearts."
***"sometimes when you get your heart broken you start to see cracks in everything."
*The key is to get to know people and trust them to be who they are. Instead, we trust people to be who we want them to be and when theyre not, we cry.
*The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then its you.
*I think therefore Im single. - Lizz Winstead
*A smile is a curve that can set things straight.
*Is it me, or is there something funny about the phrase blow-drying his pants?'"
*You were in a bad mood until I hit you with my butt. - Pete
*"You look drunkinated."
*Mean what you say, say what you mean, but dont say it mean.
*If you dont think youll like the answer, dont ask me the question.
*Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go. - T.S. Eliot
*Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end. - Semisonic
*I am having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time, I think I have forgotten this before!
*It takes 42 muscles to frown when someone annoys you, while it only takes 4 muscles to flip em off.
***Why inflict pain on oneself, when so many others are ready to save us the trouble? - George W. Pachaud
*Dont go on looking at me like that, because youll wear your eyes out.
*Chances are, if you're a person who talks to yourself, you do that because no one else will.
*I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
*Sex is like a card game: if you don't have a partner you better have a good hand.
*Half the worlds starving and the other half is trying to lose weight.
*Why should I live up to other people's expectations rather than my own?
*You said that you couldnt stand to see my heart broken, so when you broke it, did you close your eyes?
*The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.  --Harriet Beecher Stowe
*I imagine that one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once the hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.
---James Baldwin
*All we see and all we seem, Is but a dream within a dream.
---Edgar Allen Poe
*I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.
---Benjamin Franklin
*It takes 42 muscles to frown when someone annoys ya, while it only takes 4 muscles to reach 0ver and b¡tch slap tha muthafukka*
*A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
---Ingrid Bergman
*Once you love, you cannot take it back, cannot undo it. What you felt may have changed, shifted slightly, yet still remains love.
*Love is more like a flower than a tree; the wrong things can hurt it so easily. But the right things can make it more beautiful than anything else your life has ever known.
---Barin Taylor
*A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use. -Washington Irving
*Mincing your words makes it easier if you have to eat them later.
---Franklin P. Jones
*"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
*"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend." ---Stone Temple Pilots
*If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."'-- Winnie the Pooh
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
*A smart person learns from their own mistakes, an intelligent person also learns from the mistakes of others.
*God is an atheist.
*Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
*It's easy to tell when a politician is lying. Watch his lips. If they move, he's lying. -Charles Lyall
*"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." --Hubert H. Humphrey
*"Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel."--Horace Walpole
*It's always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not particularly concerned about.
*People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
*Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
*"Is it like that or just something like that?" -Rob
*"The Pledge of Allegiance says '...with liberty and justice for all'. What part of 'all' don't you understand?" - Rep. Pat Schroeder (D)
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
*Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
*People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care.
*Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
*If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
*Just cause you look like a whore doesn't mean you'll get paid.   --Swedish Proverb
*"I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit."
*"I'm sorry, I just get this motion a lot." -Rachel
*"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist, and I am not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit. 

*Be yourself --- who else is better qualified? -Frank J. Giblin II
 
*If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?   - Stephen Levine
 
*Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.    - Charles Augustin Sainte-Beauve
 
*If you have a true friend, you have more than your share. - Thomas Fulle
 
*Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison
 
*A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.  - Hugh Downs
 
*The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved.
 - Victor Hugo
 
*You live longer  once you realize that any time spent  being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E. Renkl
 
*I have learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances.  
- Martha Washington
 
*Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
 
*Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.                                  - Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
*Just dont give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where theres love and inspiration, I dont think you can go wrong.  - Ella Fitzgerald
 
*Youve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and  want it badly enough I can have it." Its called perseverance. - Lee J. Iacocca
 
*Far better it is to dare mighty things to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure . . . than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much because they live in a grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt 
 
*You see things and say 'Why?'; but I dream things that never were and I say 'Why not?' " - George Bernard Shaw
 
*It's kind of fun to do the impossible. -Walt Disney
 
*Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.   - General George Patton
 
*What we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.
 - Mary Pickford
 
*You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you dont try.  - Beverly Sills
 
*The true and nobel way to kill a foe, Is not to kill him, -- you, with kindness, may So change him, that he shall cease to be so, And then he's slain. - Alain
 
*The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it . . . try to fake three laughs in an  hourha ha ha ha hathey'll take you away, man. You can't.  - Lenny Bruce  
 
*Once you can laugh at your own weaknesses, you can move forward. Comedy breaks down walls. It opens up people. If youre good, you can fill up those openings with something positive. Maybe you can combat some of the ugliness in the world.  - Goldie Hawn
 
*We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
- Sir Winston Churchill
 
*In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.  - Robert Frost
 
*If I could wish for my life to be perfect, it would be tempting but I would have to decline, for life would no longer teach me anything.                          - Allyson Jones
 
*If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.  - Maya Angelou
 
*Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
- G.K. Chesterton
 
*Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.  - David Grayson 

*Those that go searching for love  only make manifest their own lovelessness,  and the loveless never find love,  only the loving find love,  and they never have to seek for it.  - D.H. Lawrence

*We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.  
- Agnes Repplier 

*I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

*"...I'm not ignorant of human behavior...and I see the way your pupils dialate when you look at my body... Nevertheless, I'm willing to explore my humanity. Take off your clothes." - Seven of Nine

*Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. - Unknown

*He who angers you conquers you.  - Elizabeth Kenny, Australian Nurse

*When you are content to be simply yourself and  dont compare or compete, everybody will respect you.   - Lao-Tzu

*When we can begin to take our failures nonseriously, it means we are ceasing to be afraid of them. It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.  - Katherine Mansfield

*We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.  - Virginia Satir

*What a man thinks of himself determines, or rather, indicates his fate. - Henry David Thoreau

*Beware, as long as you live, of judging people by appearances.        - Jean de la Fontaine

*Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.  - Max L. Forman    

*Never look down on anybody unless youre helping him up. - Reverend Jesse Jackson

*You should not live one way in private and another in public.  - Publilius Syrus

*Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.        - Frank Tyger

*The only place youll find success before work is in the dictionary.      - May B. Smith

*If youre going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.  - Marie Osmond

*You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same.

*"If I had the letters "HRT" I could add "EA" and get HEART or I could add "U" and get HURT, but I would rather have U and get hurt than have a HEART without YOU"

"The world owes me so fuck you."