*Do you work for UPS, cuz I couldn't help noticing you staring at my package.
*If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
*Want to see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches, and it ain't floppy.
*I'll bet you $10 I can get all of your clothes off in 30 seconds.
*That shirt is very becoming on you, if I was on you I'd be coming too.
*Let's play army. I'll lay down and you can blow me to pieces.
*I was never good at math, like for instance, if i put you and i together i'd get 69.
*Did you just get outta the shower, or are you naturally wet?
*Let's go to my place and do some math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide ur legs, and multiply.
*Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? (This is gaurenteed to get you slapped)
*Hi my name is (Insert your name here) you can call me anything as long as you call me!
*You are very easy on my eyes, but very hard on my *rection.
*Smile if you wanna sleep with me. (Gets em every time.)
*Do you know the difference between conversation and sex? (no) Wanna go to my room and talk?
*Hi, my name is God. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight.
*I'm sorry, were you talkin to me? (no) Oh, well please start.
*Roses are red, violets are blue, i hate spaghetti, lets go screw.
*Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.
*I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
*Do you believe in hereafter? Good, then you know what I am here after.
*That's a nice shirt, could I talk you outta it?
*Have you ever kissed a rabbit between it's ears? (put ur pockets inside out) Would you like to?
*Hi, do you have any children? (assuming the answer is no) The would you like to practice?
*Excuse me, but I think I droppped something. (what?) My jaw.
*If I told you that you had a great smile, you'd probably think I was trying to pick you up.
You have a great smile and I am.
*Hi, my name is Chance. Do I have one?
*I've got the "F", the "C" and the "K", all i need is "U"
*You are like a prize winning trout, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
*Is that a keg in your back pocket? Because I'd love to tap ur ass.
*Would you be offended if I told you your hair smelled good? No, ok then, would you be offended if
I told you while on my knees?
*Do you sleep on ur stomach? Can I?
*You have the whitest teeth I have ever came across.
*(Walk up to a girl and touch her shirt) This must be cotton. (Then touch their "mon pubis" and say)
Hmm this must be felt.
*You owe me $.39! "why?" Cuz I just super-sized.
*It takes forty muscles to french kiss...so burn those calories baby!
*Hey, HOW'S it goin'?
*How YOU doin'?
