Do you have Dress Sense? Thought not.

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One of the few pro sites about clothes that's helpful and aesthectically pleasing.

Don't worry, though, I'm here to show you how to get it. Not that this is a self-help site. Oh my God no.

Now, most people who cannot dress themselves have bad taste in everything, not just their clothes. A recent MORI poll found that 90% of people suffer from this affliction. Sadly, this figure rises to 99% when applied to transvestites. This site celebrates the 1% who do not dress themselves up in outfits that street whores would not be seen murdered in.

It's easy to acquire Dress Sense. Simply request details by completing the form below, and you will receive more information about my nefarious activities and the paper version of this site. And I promise I won't reply saying, "Do you cyber?" or "U got a pic?"

The site is a sampler of the oodles of stuff you will find in the inky, from The Local Yokel to Showbiz Goss with Matt and Luke to the Winner of the Prettiest Melon in Alabama to the VPL Online chat room to the infamous Diary and ooh! lots more!

Do stay here for a while, though. Good taste has been known to rub off on people.

That's me, by the way, Louise James. Find out more by clicking on Introducing Louise above....

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