Dear Diary
Moved to our new home in New Brunswick, Canada. It is so beautiful here! I love it!
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shovelled the driveway. We had a little snowball fight (I won!) and then when the snowplow went by on the street, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful day! I love it in New Brunswick!
Well, all the snow has melted. I hope we get some more!
More snow last night! I love it! The snowplow did his trick again at the driveway.
More snow. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. Am exhausted from shovelling. Damn that snowplow!
More of the white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shovelling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I've done the driveway! Asshole!
Merry Fuckin' Christmas! More goddamn snow! If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll fucking kill him!!
More white shit last night! Been inside for three days! Can't go anywhere, the car is stuck in a mountain of goddamn snow! The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the white shit tonight. Do they know how many shovelfuls of snow 10 inches is?
The weatherman was wrong. We got 14 inches of the white shit! At this rate, it won't melt 'til fuckin' August!!! The snowplow got stuck just up the street. The driver asked if he could borrow my shovel; I hit him with it!!!
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Note: In New Brunswick, Canada, it can continue to snow until April.
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