Sayings by the foremost sage in the universe

(And an acquaintance)

I won't enjoy it.
- Marvin, the Paranoid Android

Well I wish you'd just tell me rather than try to engage my enthusiasm.
- Marvin, the Paranoid Android

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
- Marvin, the Paranoid Android

Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent anymore of it.
- Marvin, the Paranoid Android

Life! Don't talk to me about life.
- Marvin, the Paranoid Android

Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
- Marvin, the Paranoid Android

It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.
- Marvin, the Paranoid Android

We have a saying up here. "Life is wasted on the living."
- Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth (deceased)

It doesn't take me long to get nothing done.
- Marvin, the Paranoid Android

Wearily on I go, pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence, of course. And infinite sorrow. I despise you all.
- Marvin, the Paranoid Android

I'm bored.
- Marvin, the Paranoid Android