Unesteemed Lifeform
It has been brought to one of my attentions that in so far as you are capable of any thought you have been thinking of joining the Marvin Depreciation Society. This is the sort of thing that really mucks my day up. Have you considered how awful it is likely to be? To help you understand how totally futile the whole exercise is I have set out the good and bad points of the Society, so you can work it out for yourselves.
GOOD POINTS
BAD POINTS
I hope this makes things clear to your benighted intelligence - I use the word
loosely.
If you really don't understand what I've been trying to tell you then you'd better fill in the form overleaf - but don't say I didn't warn you........