This page is for you, Steph....j/k
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had an appendix operation?
A: Well, now she is making money on the side.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an AM radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
A: She believed him.
Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
A: It's called MAIDS - if the don't get one, they die.
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeup.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Yummy...
Taquila suckers...
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill a bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Ever see a baby dance to Squirrel Nut Zippers?
hehe...
Just wait for everything to download completely...
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: Is it mine?
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
