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Okay luvvies. This is the reviews page. On this page I will rate movies that are currently on the Internet. Not only that, I will tell you which movies are good, and which are crap. Please note that you cannot download the movies I have reviewed just yet, but if you would like to, click here. This page is only a guide to downloading current releases. I mean no offence to the director of any movie if I say that it is not-so-good. Okay, legal business all cleared up, here are the reviews.
Pixel
by Thierry Lacombe
Pixel is about a guy who gets on a plane to go to Honolulu. His plane gets hit by lightning on the way over and the plane crashes into Pixel Mansion. Guarding the mansion are many dangerous robots and a mad scientist. After the crash, seeing all the other passengers dead, our hero dons his trusty sunglasses and magical weapon, and sets out to escape from Pixel mansion. An epic battle ensues, and the movie ends in "To Be Continued..."
What will I like about this movie?
The moving windshield wipers, the rain, the clouds. Attention to small details. The music.
What will I dislike?
The lack of voice dialogue, scene transitions are a bit confusing.
Why should I download it?
Because it is a well rounded out action/fantasy movie with a good helping of detail.
Rating: ****
BAR WARS
By Steve GrØzik
Bar Wars is the story of two types of beer, Mill-R and Budweiser, and their lovers. Some people drank Bud, others drank Mill-R. It all started one morning when someone made the mistake of saying that they liked Bud the best. Zap! Fried. BOOOM!!! Cafe destroyed. While celebrating their victory, something went horribly wrong for the Mill-R lovers, and ended in a killing. Now the remaining Mill-R lover sets out to steal all the Mill-R and destroy all things Budweiser.
What will I like about this movie?
The voices, the guns, the humor. The music. Lots of blood and other attention to detail.
What will I dislike?
The intro drags on.
Why should I download it?
Because it is a funny and well thought out parody of Star Wars.
Rating: ***½
THE CARS
by Eric Russo
This is one of the most original movies I have ever seen, or should I say series. There are a whopping 20 movies in the series, with more to come. Basically, these movies are about a bunch of cars with cartoon eyes, that have adventures in and around 'Cartown". From saving other cars from big trucks, to trying to fly TWICE, this series just oozes originality.
What will I like about this movie?
It is so original, new music in every episode.
What will I dislike?
Lack of dialogue, story doesn't really develop from episode one.
Why should I download it?
VERY VERY..... (that's about it)
Rating: **
BAR WARS II
By Steve GrØzik
Wow. This movie was great. The plot was excellent, and it was funny. Oh yes. Funny. A good bit of action too. To fully enjoy this though, you must see the original Bar Wars. Well anyway, in Bar Wars, our hero blew up a bar then stole the Mill-R beer. Little does he know that one of the people who were thought to have died in the bar explosion is still alive and gunning for the hero because her boyfriend was killed by our hero.
What will I like about this movie?
The voices, the guns, the humor. The music. Lots of blood and other attention to detail.
What will I dislike?
The intro drags on.
Why should I download it?
Because it is a funny and well thought out parody of Star Wars with that 'Sequel!' air to it.
Rating: ***½