None
Two
Four
Seven

2. How many consecutive girls turned down Master Phred for a date?

None
Eleven
Nineteen
Thirty-Four

3. How many girls have Master Phred kissed in his life?

None
One
Two
Three

4. About what percent of girls told Phred that he was ugly when he tried asking her out?

About 20%
About 40%
About 60%
About 80%

5. How many girls have Master Phred truly fallen in love with?

One
Two
Three
Four

6. Why doesn't Master Phred flirt a lot?

Because he gets nervous when he does
Because girls hate it when he does
Because girls avoid him after he does
Because he doesn't flirt with girls that he doesn't stand a chance to go out with

7. How long has Master Phred been trying to get his first date?

Mid Sixth Grade
Late Seventh Grade
Early Ninth Grade
Phred's Senior Year

8. Why are females so hateful and disrespectful to Master Phred?

Because all femals are naturally that way
Because I am ugly
Because I am shy
Because they think all men should be treated like shxt

9. How many girls told Master Phred that he was cute?

None
One
Two
Three

10. What did NOT happen below when Master Phred tried to ask a girl out?

The girl spit right on him
The girl laughed in front of his face
The girl locked herself in her car and tried to ignore him
The girl told him that he was fucking ugly
The girl slapped him
The girl got a whole bunch of guys to kick his ass
The girl kicked him right in the groin
The girl would get their friends to tell him that he am ugly every day for the next fucking year and a half
The girl told me to fuck off!
Days later, she tried spraying him in the face with mace for her and her friend's amusement
Minutes later, The girl chucked a full bottle of pop at me and hit the side of my head