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Animals, they are everywhere: lapping water in the brook, jumping in front of your car, eating your "shite" (take that as you will), playing in the meadow, licking your ears, eating your neighbors. So what may be done? We can kill them, yes...but that is rather savage don't you think? What? No of course not! Well, I never...I can't do that! You cheeky bastard! Just get on with you now!

SEND US PICTURES OF YOUR ANIMALS...WE WANT TO SEE THEM ALL:  SAVAGE AND TIMID, BIG AND SMALL, ALIVE AND...WELL WE WOULD PREFER THEM TO BE ALIVE.  animal_love@potm.net

           

            

This is the legendary Winston, or as he is better known...Timmy!  Thousands and hundreds of years ago, Jim-Bob the terrible of the planet Xoltor sent him to earth on a mission to eat all humans.  However being the good chap that he is, he refused at which time Jim-Bob froze him.  Last year we thawed him out and adopted him...and we haven't been the same since.  He's quite remarkable, really...

Purrincess Chatleyke is the one with the White Chest and King Miloska (the Lion of Birchwood Towers) is the one who is pointing with his paw.  They are rather cat-like, don't you think?

In loving memory of Steve the Cat.  There is, nor will there ever be again, another cat like her.  RIP 1999-1999

   Bloody Hell!  Look at that bugger!  The dog is quite cute too...His name is Earl, and he is a silly sod.

This is Rusty the Bear-dog.  He guards Neil's neighborhood and likes to eat chickens and small horses whole.

This is Satan the Horse.  He is here to enslave the human race - but first he has to figure out how to use the latches in his stable using only his hooves.  Pox!

This is Arlo the evil Turtle from hell.  He likes to Bite.  AAARRRRGGGHHH!  he is also Super HG.

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