Vanity plates are a window that allows fellow drivers to peer at the stupidity of the driver in question. There are several categories of vanity plates, and we will define and give examples of each (that we have seen), and offer our personal rhetoric. These are all actual plates that we’ve seen.

When you couldn’t get your first choice...

    MICHNO1, BRIAN 2, LEG 17,
    LALA 6, DAVEN99, BERRY8, HABU508

When you had to use an ‘Y’ instead of an ‘I’…

    PWRSPYK: What the hell!?
    HATRYCK: Hockey Mullet
    AYMSTR8: …for the door, and go

The ones that describe the love for your car, and how dumb you are…

    NUMYNUM: retarded
    FILLYGT: Philly Cheese Steak
    2LOPOPS: Yo lowrider's 2lo fo speed bumps, curbs, coke cans, and dummy dots
    SHEMOVZ: Now why don’t you move to…a land far, far, away
    CEU L8R: And don’t come back
    CYATOTO: Go home, Dorothy
    H2OWEED:  have you ever been a moron...on weed?!
    H2OMARS:   Huh?

We can tell you’re from another country…

    HABU508: Middle Eastern
    PILSUNG: Asian
    VANGSR: Norwegian

Then the ones that are simply retarded or don’t make any sense…

    ALL4REG: Reg, we "h8 u"
    BEACHZZ: Dirty Beachzz, that is
    PCAMIND: Rest assured, you suck
    WWQ: World Wide…Queer
    LEG 17, DODI J, ZTREV: huh?
    OFF DA: "HOOK"
    RAZ2TAZ: That has "gay" musical written all over it
    WAZBEWL: Was Bewl ever not so insanely dense?
    HWYMAN:  Go home.
    ILUVU2:  I think U2 sucks ass
    P.J.'SGEO:  And you would admit this?
    ABITRUD:  Asshole.  I think that they shop at "Marvin's"

Cowboys…

    YIPY-TY-A: Damn cowboys
    DXICHIC: Probably Neil’s sister

Democrats…

    NO GOP: "NO ASS"

Metallica…

    4HRSMEN: Butt Rock!!

Vanilla Ice:

Idiot…

    HLTHY4U, KO DOE, WELHMO, KICGOLF, EID-1, BETOBIE

I don’t even know…

    GBOOTS: ?
    JGRAMPS: Taylor made for Jason? We think so.

And now, last but not least: to show how much of a moron you are…