A G
Grandma has new dentures
A G
To eat the crust of pizza
A G
Been taken out by her daughter
AG
Because she thought she ought'a
A G
The kids are eating snickers
A G
Because they're so delicious
A G
Then there's sticky fingers
A G B C
And mother loses her knickers

Chorus:
Eb Bb C
Bank holiday comes six times a year
Eb Bb C
Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers
Eb Bb C
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer
C Bb G
......then its back to work A.G.A.I.N.

A G
Bar-b-que is cooking
A G
Sausages and chicken
A G
The patio is buzzing
A G
The neighbours they are looking
A G
John is down the fun pub
A G
Drinking lots of lager
A G
Girls and boys are on the game
A G B C
And all the high streets look the same